Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Palestinian Gas Mask

Sondra K

1. Ahmed made a fortune with his roadside "Farts of the Holy Prophet" concession.

2. Everyone was shocked to learn about M. Night Shalayaman's auto-erotic asphyxiation fetish.

3. The genius who convinced the Palestinians that these bags would protect them from "breathing Zionist air" deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.

4. "... and if we retrofit the elderly with these, ObamaCare becomes affordable!"

5. Thought Bubble. A. UR DOIN IT WRONG. B. Since when has a Palestinian had an actual thought?

Best of dub
Douchebag....UR DOIN IT RITE!

Best of dub
First I light up a bowl of my weed...then I fill the bag with the smoke....then I walk around all day breathing the smoke. Seriously, Obama's policy decisions make complete sense this way.

Best of Kaptain Krude
"David Carridine ain't got nothing on me. Now, where de white women at?"

Too soon?

Best of blue
no Abdul, the colonoscopy bag goes on the other end

Best of dadoctah
"OMG! Bag your face, I'm *so* sure!"

Best of jj
Bubble Boy: "Moors"
George: "Moops"

Best of Viking04
Achmed demands the "Genuine Darwin Brand"

Best of Mr. Hankey
Trick or Treat-ing in Iraq. Better give him the treat....

Best of Adriane
I didn't have the heart to tell him that you should only use Jerri Curl bags with actual Jerri Curl ... or with hair longer than your fingernail, for that matter...

20 comments:

dub said...

Douchebag....UR DOIN IT RITE!

dub said...

First I light up a bowl of my weed...then I fill the bag with the smoke....then I walk around all day breathing the smoke. Seriously, Obama's policy decisions make complete sense this way.

Kaptain Krude said...

"David Carridine ain't got nothing on me. Now, where de white women at?"



What? Too soon?

Kaptain Krude said...

Major Tom to Ground Control
Major Tom to Ground Control

Palestinian astronauts have a shoestring budget.

blue said...

no Abdul, the colonoscopy bag goes on the other end

Army of Mom said...

What I want for Christmas (illustrated version), by Army of Mom

Army of Mom said...

The Palestinian Boy in the Bubble survived a surprisingly long time.

Army of Mom said...

UNKNOWN COMIC: UR DOIN IT RONG

Army of Mom said...

Goofus and Gallant suicide bombers:

Only part of Gallant remaining is out of image (far left), but the smoke from his bomb is still seen.

Goofus: (shown) forgot about the bomb part of the suicide mission after thinking about all those virgins waiting for him in the afterlife.

Jack Reacher said...

So that's how goldfish get their pet humans home.

dadoctah said...

"OMG! Bag your face, I'm *so* sure!"

wv: imatopli. And I'm a PC.

jj said...

Bubble Boy: "Moors"

George: "Moops"

Viking04 said...

Achmed demands the "Genuine Darwin Brand"

Matt the K said...

See, even Obama knows his heathcare plan stinks.

Matt the K said...

^That would be healthcare, but he probably doesn't have a good plan for maintaining the heaths either...

Adriane said...

Look! I couldn't find any black cloth for the niqab, OK?
But Achmed, you're a guy!
Achmed?
Achmed, do you have something you want to tell me?

Mr. Hankey said...

Trick or Treat-ing in Iraq. Better give him the treat....

Adriane said...

I didn't have the heart to tell him that you should only use Jerri Curl bags with actual Jerri Curl ... or with hair longer than your fingernail, for that matter...

michael said...

Palestinians get nervous when the Jackson Mosquito Control System™ goes off around the pool.

wacha said...

new cheaper suicide martyr