1. Ahmed made a fortune with his roadside "Farts of the Holy Prophet" concession.
2. Everyone was shocked to learn about M. Night Shalayaman's auto-erotic asphyxiation fetish.
3. The genius who convinced the Palestinians that these bags would protect them from "breathing Zionist air" deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.
4. "... and if we retrofit the elderly with these, ObamaCare becomes affordable!"
5. Thought Bubble. A. UR DOIN IT WRONG. B. Since when has a Palestinian had an actual thought?
Best of dub
Douchebag....UR DOIN IT RITE!
Best of dub
First I light up a bowl of my weed...then I fill the bag with the smoke....then I walk around all day breathing the smoke. Seriously, Obama's policy decisions make complete sense this way.
Best of Kaptain Krude
"David Carridine ain't got nothing on me. Now, where de white women at?"
Best of blue
no Abdul, the colonoscopy bag goes on the other end
Best of dadoctah
"OMG! Bag your face, I'm *so* sure!"
Best of jj
Bubble Boy: "Moors"
Best of Viking04
Achmed demands the "Genuine Darwin Brand"
Best of Mr. Hankey
Trick or Treat-ing in Iraq. Better give him the treat....
Best of Adriane
I didn't have the heart to tell him that you should only use Jerri Curl bags with actual Jerri Curl ... or with hair longer than your fingernail, for that matter...