1. Sanjay's treatment had a 90% success rates with curing compulsive masturbators.
2. "But how will we get jobs in technical support now?"
3. The state of Punjab would come to regret enacting a new welfare subsidy for disabled children.
4. The sound of tiny phalanges cracking secretly delighted Sanjay.
5. "But how will we submit captions now?"
Best of The Man
"But how will we do jazz hands now?"
Best of Double the U
Rumble strips... you're doing it wrong!
Best of Army of Dad
Slumdog Childcare.
Best of Army of Dad
The wheels on the bike go round and round....the fingers and the hands go snap snap snap, snap snap snap.
Best of Jack Reacher
"What if we promise not to speak out again at a town hall meeting?"
Best of Unscrupulous
Wow, even their streets are hand-crafted.
Best of mega
Obama turned the throttle slowly. "This takes care of the right-wing Bloggers, but I still need that Fairness Doctrine to shut down the radio."
Best of Matt the K
That's nothing, you should see how they drive on the eunuchs!
Best of Rodney Dill
The real tough guys waited for the cycle equipped for ice racing...
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don't worry, after I have had my fun, you can illegally immigrate to the USA & ObamaCare (TM) will give you new fingers for free!!!!
Where did you think McDonald's Chicken tenders come from?
"But how will we do jazz hands now?"
Pakistani Evel Kenivel: UR DOING IT RONG, BUT EVIL
Stunts in Bollywood action movies sure are cheesy
Rumble strips... you're doing it wrong!
Slumdog Childcare.
The wheels on the bike go round and round....the fingers and the hands go snap snap snap, snap snap snap.
Rasheed, Fashion Policeman; "Now do you see why it is unwise to wear plaid on a Holy day?"
"OW!"
"Not a real Superman..."
"OW!"
"Not a real Superman..."
"OW!"
"Not a real Superman..."
"OW!"
"Not a real Superman..."
Indian Rubber Burn!
Most Americans favored the passage of the Indian (hand) Removal Act, though there was significant opposition.
"What if we promise not to speak out again at a town hall meeting?"
ORA: "Bloody sand? You're soaking in it!"
Facing a massive budget deficit, the children of Kolkata Hindu School for Slow Learners were told to lay on their bellies and pray for transportation back home.
Abhijeet laughed as he knew he could only fit 7 or maybe 8 kids on the back of his ride.
Is that a Handy Davidson?
Wow, even their streets are hand-crafted.
How about I say "I'm Sari" and we call it even?
Girl on left's thought bubble: "THAT will teach the little ba$tards to throw erasers in MY classroom."
INDIAN UPRISING: UR DOIN IT RONG
Obama turned the throttle slowly. "This takes care of the right-wing bloggers, but I still need that Fairness Doctrine to shut down the radio."
If I live to be a million, I will never understand Pakistani music videos.
"And for my encore, I will now ride a wheelie on your asses".
All agreed -- Sartheep was the best motorcyclist in his village, hands down.
And all this time, I always thought "street urchins" was just a figure of speech...
The Festival of Rama was not really considered over until the children's fingers were good and tandoried.
Punjabi Health Code #4362.38 clearly states that all employees must wash hands before dieing.
That's nothing, you should see how they drive on the eunuchs!
Giving your boss the finger....UR DOIN IT RONG!
Wilbur Knievel only ever obtained a modicum of celebrity.
AdCom2009 named this Most Accurate Scare Tactic by those opposed to assembly line socialized medicine: "Third world chiropractors are coming to an obamalama out-patient medical center near you!"
PS: A close second showed an insurance executive poking an IV directly into Uncle Sam's wallet while Sam lay dying in a crowded waiting room.
The real tough guys waited for the cycle equipped for ice racing...
There were just normal baiters, the masters were never ever caught.
Permission slips??! We don' need no steenking permission slips!
Okay boys, you can't ALL be surgeons in America. We shall let the fates decide...
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