1. "Like this shirt? It's my favorite color: Chalk-faced-whore white."
2. "Why is everyone screaming 'Get to the Choppah!'?
3. "Welcome to Riza, Lt. Worf. We trust your shuttle ride was pleasant?"
4. Not so much "Daisy Duke" as "Marmaduke."
5. M'Chel wonders. "Am I really good at chess? Or do people just let me win 'cos they're afraid I'll rip their arms off if I lose."
Best of Mr. Hankey
Michelle waits for her theme music to start before she deplanes...."she's a Brick....House...She's mighty mighty.."
Best of GregMan
Even the Klingon Empire has casual Fridays.
Best of blue
No wonder Barack spends quality time with Barney Frank
Best of dadoctah
In related news, Sir Mix-A-Lot celebrated his 46th birthday two weeks ago.
Best of molson
Queen LaQueefa.
Best of metalgarth
"Blackenstien Terrorizes the Air Force... Film @ 11"
Best of mpur
The guy on the left is silently thanking God that he was trained and expected to to keep his eyes front.
Best of jbinnout
Must have had the AC on high on Air Force One.
Best of mega
Unfortunately, yankin' Barack's pud for 25 years while he prattled about making the seas rise and all that shit, left M'Chelle with a permanent hand-extended-in-handjob-position-above-crotch deformity.
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Michelle waits for her theme music to start before she deplanes...."she's a Brick....House...She's mighty mighty.."
Even the Klingon Empire has casual Fridays.
"Which way to de Old Navy?"
ATDHE
M'chelle always dresses down when she goes to feast on the blood of white children.
no wonder Barack spends quality time with Barney Frank
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo
Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?
In related news, Sir Mix-A-Lot celebrated his 46th birthday two weeks ago.
"You're gonna clean toilets on Air Force 1 and you're gonna look good doin' it, my ass!"
no, no - after I get my fat ass off dem toilets, they needs cleaning!!
where is the squirrel in this one?
Michelle: "where dem dance-hall dykes??"
Queen LaQueefa.
"Blackenstien Terrorizes the Air Force... Film @ 11"
Is that Michael Jackson with boobs?
The guy on the left is silently thanking God that he was trained and expected to to keep his eyes front.
Must have had the AC on high on Air Force One.
"Laugh at my ragged, low-class indifference to the stature of the office and we'll see if you get your ... oh let's take a look-see at the file here ... Liptor and wellbutrin it looks like..."
Unfortunately, yankin' Barack's pud for 25 years while he prattled about making the seas rise and all that shit, left M'Chelle with a permanent hand-extended-in-handjob-position-above-crotch deformity.
People said that the Obama Administration would be a repeat of the Carter years, but I didn't think they meant the low-class trailer-trash relations moving into the White House.
Umm, M'chele? It's Air Force One, honey, not a Greyhound bus.
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