Monday, August 24, 2009

Nips

Army of Mom

1. "Like this shirt? It's my favorite color: Chalk-faced-whore white."

2. "Why is everyone screaming 'Get to the Choppah!'?

3. "Welcome to Riza, Lt. Worf. We trust your shuttle ride was pleasant?"

4. Not so much "Daisy Duke" as "Marmaduke."

5. M'Chel wonders. "Am I really good at chess? Or do people just let me win 'cos they're afraid I'll rip their arms off if I lose."

Best of Mr. Hankey
Michelle waits for her theme music to start before she deplanes...."she's a Brick....House...She's mighty mighty.."

Best of GregMan
Even the Klingon Empire has casual Fridays.

Best of blue
No wonder Barack spends quality time with Barney Frank

Best of dadoctah
In related news, Sir Mix-A-Lot celebrated his 46th birthday two weeks ago.

Best of molson
Queen LaQueefa.

Best of metalgarth
"Blackenstien Terrorizes the Air Force... Film @ 11"

Best of mpur
The guy on the left is silently thanking God that he was trained and expected to to keep his eyes front.

Best of jbinnout
Must have had the AC on high on Air Force One.

Best of mega
Unfortunately, yankin' Barack's pud for 25 years while he prattled about making the seas rise and all that shit, left M'Chelle with a permanent hand-extended-in-handjob-position-above-crotch deformity.

20 comments:

Mr. Hankey said...

Michelle waits for her theme music to start before she deplanes...."she's a Brick....House...She's mighty mighty.."

GregMan said...

Even the Klingon Empire has casual Fridays.

GregMan said...

"Which way to de Old Navy?"

ATDHE

GregMan said...

M'chelle always dresses down when she goes to feast on the blood of white children.

blue said...

no wonder Barack spends quality time with Barney Frank

Anonymous said...

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'
That's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
Or so I have read

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

I met her on Monday, 'twas my lucky bun day
You know what I mean
I love her each weekday, each velvety cheek day
You know what I mean

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo

Big bottom, big bottom
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em
Big bottom drive me out of my mind
How could I leave this behind?

dadoctah said...

In related news, Sir Mix-A-Lot celebrated his 46th birthday two weeks ago.

Unscrupulous said...

"You're gonna clean toilets on Air Force 1 and you're gonna look good doin' it, my ass!"

M'chele said...

no, no - after I get my fat ass off dem toilets, they needs cleaning!!

BLUE said...

where is the squirrel in this one?

blue said...

Michelle: "where dem dance-hall dykes??"

molson said...

Queen LaQueefa.

metalgarth said...

"Blackenstien Terrorizes the Air Force... Film @ 11"

Blondie said...

Is that Michael Jackson with boobs?

mpur said...

The guy on the left is silently thanking God that he was trained and expected to to keep his eyes front.

jbinnout said...

Must have had the AC on high on Air Force One.

mega said...

"Laugh at my ragged, low-class indifference to the stature of the office and we'll see if you get your ... oh let's take a look-see at the file here ... Liptor and wellbutrin it looks like..."

mega said...

Unfortunately, yankin' Barack's pud for 25 years while he prattled about making the seas rise and all that shit, left M'Chelle with a permanent hand-extended-in-handjob-position-above-crotch deformity.

prince of leaves said...

People said that the Obama Administration would be a repeat of the Carter years, but I didn't think they meant the low-class trailer-trash relations moving into the White House.

prince of leaves said...

Umm, M'chele? It's Air Force One, honey, not a Greyhound bus.