Army of Mom
1. "Like this shirt? It's my favorite color: Chalk-faced-whore white."
2. "Why is everyone screaming 'Get to the Choppah!'?
3. "Welcome to Riza, Lt. Worf. We trust your shuttle ride was pleasant?"
4. Not so much "Daisy Duke" as "Marmaduke."
5. M'Chel wonders. "Am I really good at chess? Or do people just let me win 'cos they're afraid I'll rip their arms off if I lose."
Best of Mr. Hankey
Michelle waits for her theme music to start before she deplanes...."she's a Brick....House...She's mighty mighty.."
Best of GregMan
Even the Klingon Empire has casual Fridays.
Best of blue
No wonder Barack spends quality time with Barney Frank
Best of dadoctah
In related news, Sir Mix-A-Lot celebrated his 46th birthday two weeks ago.
Best of molson
Best of metalgarth
"Blackenstien Terrorizes the Air Force... Film @ 11"
Best of mpur
The guy on the left is silently thanking God that he was trained and expected to to keep his eyes front.
Best of jbinnout
Must have had the AC on high on Air Force One.
Best of mega
Unfortunately, yankin' Barack's pud for 25 years while he prattled about making the seas rise and all that shit, left M'Chelle with a permanent hand-extended-in-handjob-position-above-crotch deformity.