Friday, August 21, 2009

The Magic of Teh Blue Screen



1. The Taco Bell Chihuahua ends up in the worst sort of Doggy Hell.

2. In case you've ever wondered what Return of the Jedi would have looked like directed by Federico Fellini.

3. "Hey! That's no Sarlaac! That's Richard Gere's anus!"

4. "All right... we're totally gonna catch the Chuck Wagon this time!"

5. Someone needs to smack Ronald D Moore upside the head and tell him to stop reimagining things!

Best of Rodney Dill
It can do the Kennel runs in 12 parsecs

Best of SamEyeAm
On second thought, the prequels did suck.

Best of metalgarth
"Damn those f--king Endor Hippie Environmentalists. Lower Carbon Footprint my ass"

Best of molson
F*ck. I hate these new speeders. They have such low ground clearance they keep getting stuck in the mud. Plus, they chew up my slippers, crap all over the lawn, and won't stop humping my leg.

Best of dadoctah
Because of a glitch in a pattern-recognition module, the most popular Net-Nanny software automatically tags this picture as porn/bestiality.

10 comments:

Unscrupulous said...

and down the stretch they come!

(this one is surprisingly hard)

Julie the Jarhead said...

"Let's get that S.O.B. ... I've had it up to here with that effin' squirrel!"

(I, on the other hand, am still Photoshopping the little bugger into all my pictures.)

Rodney Dill said...

It can do the Kennel runs in 12 parsecs

dadoctah said...

I've got a bad feeling about this.

wv: calshmi. And she'll come a-runnin'.

SamEyeAm said...

On second thought, the prequels did suck.

metalgarth said...

"Damn those f--king Endor Hippie Environmentalists. Lower Carbon Footprint my ass"

metalgarth said...

"These aren't the chew toys your looking for"

metalgarth said...

"Bark Vader????... yeah that's hilarious. Who makes this shit up? George Lucas and Cesar Milan. Figures."

molson said...

F*ck. I hate these new speeders. They have such low ground clearance they keep getting stuck in the mud. Plus, they chew up my slippers, crap all over the lawn, and won't stop humping my leg.

dadoctah said...

Because of a glitch in a pattern-recognition module, the most popular Net-Nanny software automatically tags this picture as porn/bestiality.