1. Jesse mused. "Usually, I only get treated like this by the American news media."
2. "And then, the Loch Ness monster asked me for tree-fitty."
3. "Jesse, M'Chel needs that tablecloth to make another inaugural gown."
4. King of the welfare pimps walks among his loyal subjects.
5. "I'm wearing this thing...It means I'm the king... so let, uh, freedom sing ... and... somebody bring me a bucket of wings..." (ATDHE)
Best of Mr. Hankey
...and now we will open the Ark of the Covenant.
Best of Unscrupulous
After sporting the traditional Gown of the Great Feast, Jesse was tossed into a pot and boiled.
Best of Silhouette
Just be glad we didn't see the pictures of the swimsuit competition.
Best of Jack Reacher
"What am I bid for Andrew Sullivan's rectal thermometer?"
Best of metalgarth
Welfare Recipients, Negroes and Acorn Members, lend me your ears.
Best of Matt the K
And then with gracious reverence, the citizens of the Republic of Wumbonga presented Chief Jackson with the the plunger to the nation's one and only toilet.
Best of molson
I crapped in a bucket today. Go me!
Best of Rodney Dill
"We will take back Livonia"
Best of GregMan
"Look what I got at Old Navy!"
Best of mega
This is why it would've been good to make sure there were still some Gap stores while new Abercrombies spread out over the suburban landscape.