Monday, August 24, 2009

King of the World, Ma

Brender
1. Jesse mused. "Usually, I only get treated like this by the American news media."

2. "And then, the Loch Ness monster asked me for tree-fitty."

3. "Jesse, M'Chel needs that tablecloth to make another inaugural gown."

4. King of the welfare pimps walks among his loyal subjects.

5. "I'm wearing this thing...It means I'm the king... so let, uh, freedom sing ... and... somebody bring me a bucket of wings..." (ATDHE)

Best of Mr. Hankey
...and now we will open the Ark of the Covenant.

Best of Unscrupulous
After sporting the traditional Gown of the Great Feast, Jesse was tossed into a pot and boiled.
We wish.

Best of Silhouette
Just be glad we didn't see the pictures of the swimsuit competition.

Best of Jack Reacher
"What am I bid for Andrew Sullivan's rectal thermometer?"

Best of metalgarth
Welfare Recipients, Negroes and Acorn Members, lend me your ears.

Best of Matt the K
And then with gracious reverence, the citizens of the Republic of Wumbonga presented Chief Jackson with the the plunger to the nation's one and only toilet.

Best of molson
I crapped in a bucket today. Go me!

Best of Rodney Dill
"We will take back Livonia"

Best of GregMan
"Look what I got at Old Navy!"

Best of mega
This is why it would've been good to make sure there were still some Gap stores while new Abercrombies spread out over the suburban landscape.

28 comments:

Mr. Hankey said...

...and now we will open the Ark of the Covenant.

Unscrupulous said...

After sporting the traditional Gown of the Great Feast, Jesse was tossed into a pot and boiled.

We wish.

Rodney Dill said...

mufasa: the Lyin' King

Rodney Dill said...

The Dems din't have a moral spine, so I made 'em one.

Red said...

My fave: "4. King of the welfare pimps walks among his loyal subjects."

Silhouette said...

Just be glad we didn't see the pictures of the swimsuit competition.

blue said...

why dey gives me dis here plunger?

Jack Reacher said...

"What am I bid for Andrew Sullivan's rectal thermometer?"

Jack Reacher said...

You know, Jesse, not everybody makes such a big deal of lunch at Burger King.

Rodney Dill said...

"Goonga galoonga. Goonga, goongala goongala"

metalgarth said...

'scuse me while I whip this out

metalgarth said...

Welfare Recipients, Negroes and Acorn Members, lend me your ears.

Anonymous said...

The Statue of Ni**erty.


And then Dawn's head atomized.

Matt the K said...

And then with gracious reverence, the citizens of the Republic of Wumbonga presented Chief Jackson with the the plunger to the nation's one and only toilet.

molson said...

I crapped in a bucket today. Go me!

Jesse said...

where da white women

mpur said...

Jesse's demands to large corporations to ward off discrimination lawsuits were getting out of hand.

Submariner said...

Sure, it's usually embarassing to make water in your pants in public, but Jesse had seen Billy Madison...

Jay Guevara said...

SanteriaCare was a big hit in some demographics.

Rodney Dill said...

"We will take back Livonia"

GregMan said...

"Look what I got at Old Navy!"

GregMan said...

"My laxative just kicked in! Woohoo!"

wv: daticomi - Yeah, dat a commie all right.

GregMan said...

ORA: Who does he think he's fooling, he's not the King of Scotland, Idi Amin was the REAL King of Scotland.

Mr. Hankey said...

This is my BOOM-STICK!!!

Rodney Dill said...

Booger King

mega said...

"C'mon, $50, do I hear $50? Come on people, this is an actual support beam from a caucasian's townhouse on the upper west side, pre- Reparations Act! Do I hear $75?"

mega said...

When Obama declared "Only people with giant toothpicks are cool, now" I was afraid something like this might happen.

mega said...

This is why it would've been good to make sure there were still some Gap stores while new Abercrombies spread out over the suburban landscape.