1. Jesse mused. "Usually, I only get treated like this by the American news media."
2. "And then, the Loch Ness monster asked me for tree-fitty."
3. "Jesse, M'Chel needs that tablecloth to make another inaugural gown."
4. King of the welfare pimps walks among his loyal subjects.
5. "I'm wearing this thing...It means I'm the king... so let, uh, freedom sing ... and... somebody bring me a bucket of wings..." (ATDHE)
Best of Mr. Hankey
...and now we will open the Ark of the Covenant.
Best of Unscrupulous
After sporting the traditional Gown of the Great Feast, Jesse was tossed into a pot and boiled.
We wish.
Best of Silhouette
Just be glad we didn't see the pictures of the swimsuit competition.
Best of Jack Reacher
"What am I bid for Andrew Sullivan's rectal thermometer?"
Best of metalgarth
Welfare Recipients, Negroes and Acorn Members, lend me your ears.
Best of Matt the K
And then with gracious reverence, the citizens of the Republic of Wumbonga presented Chief Jackson with the the plunger to the nation's one and only toilet.
Best of molson
I crapped in a bucket today. Go me!
Best of Rodney Dill
"We will take back Livonia"
Best of GregMan
"Look what I got at Old Navy!"
Best of mega
This is why it would've been good to make sure there were still some Gap stores while new Abercrombies spread out over the suburban landscape.
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...and now we will open the Ark of the Covenant.
After sporting the traditional Gown of the Great Feast, Jesse was tossed into a pot and boiled.
We wish.
mufasa: the Lyin' King
The Dems din't have a moral spine, so I made 'em one.
My fave: "4. King of the welfare pimps walks among his loyal subjects."
Just be glad we didn't see the pictures of the swimsuit competition.
why dey gives me dis here plunger?
"What am I bid for Andrew Sullivan's rectal thermometer?"
You know, Jesse, not everybody makes such a big deal of lunch at Burger King.
"Goonga galoonga. Goonga, goongala goongala"
'scuse me while I whip this out
Welfare Recipients, Negroes and Acorn Members, lend me your ears.
The Statue of Ni**erty.
And then Dawn's head atomized.
And then with gracious reverence, the citizens of the Republic of Wumbonga presented Chief Jackson with the the plunger to the nation's one and only toilet.
I crapped in a bucket today. Go me!
where da white women
Jesse's demands to large corporations to ward off discrimination lawsuits were getting out of hand.
Sure, it's usually embarassing to make water in your pants in public, but Jesse had seen Billy Madison...
SanteriaCare was a big hit in some demographics.
"We will take back Livonia"
"Look what I got at Old Navy!"
"My laxative just kicked in! Woohoo!"
wv: daticomi - Yeah, dat a commie all right.
ORA: Who does he think he's fooling, he's not the King of Scotland, Idi Amin was the REAL King of Scotland.
This is my BOOM-STICK!!!
Booger King
"C'mon, $50, do I hear $50? Come on people, this is an actual support beam from a caucasian's townhouse on the upper west side, pre- Reparations Act! Do I hear $75?"
When Obama declared "Only people with giant toothpicks are cool, now" I was afraid something like this might happen.
This is why it would've been good to make sure there were still some Gap stores while new Abercrombies spread out over the suburban landscape.
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