Jack Bauer, Brender, and K is P
1. Obama celebrates the passage of ObamaCare by personally strangling the first geezer.
2. "Yeah, I toss litter out of my limousine all the time. Waaaah! Waaah! Waaah!"
3. "Whoa, now I see why they call you, um, 'Chief Broken Wind.'"
4. "I am, um, told that you a, um, third nipple. Let me see if I can, um, find it."
5. Um, next time, just let Gallant handle the medal ceremony, OK?
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Crow fart bad medicine for Great Tan Father
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Reach Around: UR DOING IT WRONG
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Carl tries to stop Abe Simpson from starting a Village People tribute band. (Which is actually a better plot than most episodes have had since 1998)
Best of Matt the K
Hus du gezen in deine leiben, they lighter than us. Woof!
Best of The Man
Hackers from China tapped into Obama's teleprompter and replaced his speech with the script from a John Wayne movie.
Best of dadoctah
One of the many disguises John McCain tried to sneak into the White House.
Best of Silhouette
Do you see two Native Americans, or one?
Best of Jenn of the Jungle
This headdress is itchier than Michelle's weave.
Best of Jay Guevara
"Great Cafe au Lait Father speak with forked tongue. And how."