Friday, August 14, 2009

Kaiser Chief

Jack Bauer, Brender, and K is P


1. Obama celebrates the passage of ObamaCare by personally strangling the first geezer.

2. "Yeah, I toss litter out of my limousine all the time. Waaaah! Waaah! Waaah!"

3. "Whoa, now I see why they call you, um, 'Chief Broken Wind.'"

4. "I am, um, told that you a, um, third nipple. Let me see if I can, um, find it."

5. Um, next time, just let Gallant handle the medal ceremony, OK?

Best of Viking04
Crow fart bad medicine for Great Tan Father

Best of Army of Dad
Reach Around: UR DOING IT WRONG

Best of metalgarth
Carl tries to stop Abe Simpson from starting a Village People tribute band. (Which is actually a better plot than most episodes have had since 1998)

Best of Matt the K
Hus du gezen in deine leiben, they lighter than us. Woof!

Best of The Man
Hackers from China tapped into Obama's teleprompter and replaced his speech with the script from a John Wayne movie.

Best of dadoctah
One of the many disguises John McCain tried to sneak into the White House.

Best of Silhouette
Do you see two Native Americans, or one?

Best of Jenn of the Jungle
This headdress is itchier than Michelle's weave.

Best of Jay Guevara
"Great Cafe au Lait Father speak with forked tongue. And how."

31 comments:

Viking04 said...

Crow fart bad medicine for Great Tan Father

Viking04 said...

Crow Fart, Bad Medicine

Army of Dad said...

Reach Around: UR DOING IT WRONG

metalgarth said...

Carl tries to stop Abe Simpson from starting a Village People tribute band. (Which is actually a better plot than most episodes have had since 1998)

metalgarth said...

and his new name became "Dances With Socialists"

Matt the K said...

And with the strangling of the last Lakota chief, Obama deemed the Black Hills treaty officially null and void.

Matt the K said...

Hus du gezen in deine leiben, they lighter than us. Woof!

Matt the K said...

"Where da red women at?"

Matt the K said...

Shrugging Bear meets the Great Father Chief in Washington, and as expected, is not impressed one bit.

The Man said...

Hackers from China tapped into Obama's teleprompter and replaced his speech with the script from a John Wayne movie.

dadoctah said...

One of the many disguises John McCain tried to sneak into the White House.

dadoctah said...

"Funny thing. Nobody ever asks to see *my* birth certificate."

Silhouette said...

Do you see two Native Americans, or one?

Jack Reacher said...

"Just follow the bouncing ball on the teleprompter, Chief, it's easy."
Dat ol man river,
He jes keeps rollin' a---long.

Jack Reacher said...

"And now, for a metaphorical demonstration of what I'll be doing to all Americans..."

Jack Reacher said...

Shortly after the chief asked Obama what Mr. Clinton thought of health care reform, Obama's hands tightened around the old man's throat.

Jenn of the Jungle said...

This headdress is itchier than Michelle's weave.

duke of red said...

"Whew... And they say black people stink..."

wv: binver. Capital of Colorabo.

duke of red said...

"Yes, it my real name. My father name my sister after first sight he see after she born. Her name Soaring Eagle. My name.... Two Dogs F*cking."

Rodney Dill said...

Jees Chief-- I thought you pulled 'em off the bird before you made a headdress.

wacha said...

"Obama finally chose the worst way to come out of the closet"

Jay Guevara said...

"Oh, man, chief, where those feathers been?

Jay Guevara said...

"It's fun to stay at the Y..M..C..A!"

Jay Guevara said...

Indian's thought bubble: "Is this somebody's idea of a joke? What the hell happened to the Great White Father?"

Jay Guevara said...

"Great Cafe au Lait Father speak with forked tongue. And how."

Jay Guevara said...

Indian's thought bubble 2: "Hmmmm. If we hack to his teleprompter, I bet we could own this country again."

Jay Guevara said...

Er... make that "hack his telemprompter"

Rodney Dill said...

Obama: "So what are the 20 feathers for chief?"
Chief: "I fuck 14 women, 4 dog, 2 sheep..."
Obama: "Oh, dear..."
Chief: "No deer... ass too high and run too fast."

Rodney Dill said...

OJA:
"You'd do it for Randolph Scott!"

mpur said...

Chief George laughed to himself. There was need to wear the ceremonial headdress, he just knew he'd have the chance to whack Obama in the face with it if he did.

Kaptain Krude said...

"And I thought... they smelled bad... on the outside!"

OESBR: Obligatory Empire Strikes Back Reference