1. Obama celebrates the passage of ObamaCare by personally strangling the first geezer.
2. "Yeah, I toss litter out of my limousine all the time. Waaaah! Waaah! Waaah!"
3. "Whoa, now I see why they call you, um, 'Chief Broken Wind.'"
4. "I am, um, told that you a, um, third nipple. Let me see if I can, um, find it."
5. Um, next time, just let Gallant handle the medal ceremony, OK?
Best of Viking04
Crow fart bad medicine for Great Tan Father
Best of Army of Dad
Reach Around: UR DOING IT WRONG
Best of metalgarth
Carl tries to stop Abe Simpson from starting a Village People tribute band. (Which is actually a better plot than most episodes have had since 1998)
Best of Matt the K
Hus du gezen in deine leiben, they lighter than us. Woof!
Best of The Man
Hackers from China tapped into Obama's teleprompter and replaced his speech with the script from a John Wayne movie.
Best of dadoctah
One of the many disguises John McCain tried to sneak into the White House.
Best of Silhouette
Do you see two Native Americans, or one?
Best of Jenn of the Jungle
This headdress is itchier than Michelle's weave.
Best of Jay Guevara
"Great Cafe au Lait Father speak with forked tongue. And how."
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Crow fart bad medicine for Great Tan Father
Crow Fart, Bad Medicine
Reach Around: UR DOING IT WRONG
Carl tries to stop Abe Simpson from starting a Village People tribute band. (Which is actually a better plot than most episodes have had since 1998)
and his new name became "Dances With Socialists"
And with the strangling of the last Lakota chief, Obama deemed the Black Hills treaty officially null and void.
Hus du gezen in deine leiben, they lighter than us. Woof!
"Where da red women at?"
Shrugging Bear meets the Great Father Chief in Washington, and as expected, is not impressed one bit.
Hackers from China tapped into Obama's teleprompter and replaced his speech with the script from a John Wayne movie.
One of the many disguises John McCain tried to sneak into the White House.
"Funny thing. Nobody ever asks to see *my* birth certificate."
Do you see two Native Americans, or one?
"Just follow the bouncing ball on the teleprompter, Chief, it's easy."
Dat ol man river,
He jes keeps rollin' a---long.
"And now, for a metaphorical demonstration of what I'll be doing to all Americans..."
Shortly after the chief asked Obama what Mr. Clinton thought of health care reform, Obama's hands tightened around the old man's throat.
This headdress is itchier than Michelle's weave.
"Whew... And they say black people stink..."
wv: binver. Capital of Colorabo.
"Yes, it my real name. My father name my sister after first sight he see after she born. Her name Soaring Eagle. My name.... Two Dogs F*cking."
Jees Chief-- I thought you pulled 'em off the bird before you made a headdress.
"Obama finally chose the worst way to come out of the closet"
"Oh, man, chief, where those feathers been?
"It's fun to stay at the Y..M..C..A!"
Indian's thought bubble: "Is this somebody's idea of a joke? What the hell happened to the Great White Father?"
"Great Cafe au Lait Father speak with forked tongue. And how."
Indian's thought bubble 2: "Hmmmm. If we hack to his teleprompter, I bet we could own this country again."
Er... make that "hack his telemprompter"
Obama: "So what are the 20 feathers for chief?"
Chief: "I fuck 14 women, 4 dog, 2 sheep..."
Obama: "Oh, dear..."
Chief: "No deer... ass too high and run too fast."
OJA:
"You'd do it for Randolph Scott!"
Chief George laughed to himself. There was need to wear the ceremonial headdress, he just knew he'd have the chance to whack Obama in the face with it if he did.
"And I thought... they smelled bad... on the outside!"
OESBR: Obligatory Empire Strikes Back Reference
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