Tuesday, August 11, 2009

In Soviet Russia, Gay Tuesday Cruises You!


1. "Only vertical stripes are slimming, Igor."

2. "That's OK, Ivan. It happens to all men sometimes. We can just cuddle."

3. "I am going to ride you like Putin rode that horse... with my d--- in your a--!"

4. "Hold me closer, tiny dancer!"

5. "So, the mural on the left represents workers of all nations and colors marching boldly into the future, while the one on the right represents the bouregoisie consumed by the Tyrannosaurus Rex of capitalism. I'd say your NEA Grant is in the bag."


Best of Niall
"So what you do is trim some hair from your head and super glue it to your shoulders. Look at mine."

Best of molson
Comrade! I have a Jurassic lizard... In my pants!

Best of prince of leaves
Moscow, 1984: "Putin, I just don't think you've got what it takes to be a roller-coaster operator. Maybe you should consider a career in politics?"

Best of Viking04
In America, they have Astroglide. In Russia, axle grease from the nearest Zil just as good.

Best of Atomic Lib Smasher
"It's okay, Ooter. Ron's house of knobby dildos will reopen in the morning".

Best of Army of Mom
Don't cry. I like your outfit.

Best of Army of Mom
I don't care what that silly girl said, I still think you look like a fabulous cross of Viggo Mortensen and Mark Hamill.

Best of Matt the K
Once Jay Mohr left "The Ghost Whisperer" it was all downhill from there.

Best of Adriane
Misha - only for you would I rip off my sleeves so we weren't wearing the same shirt to the movies ...

26 comments:

metalgarth said...

yeeesh!!! The new Land of the Lost looks 100x worse that I thought it was

Niall said...

"So what you do is trim some hair from your head and super glue it to your shoulders. Look at mine."

molson said...

Comrade! I have a Jurassic lizard... In my pants!

robert said...

Obvious: I wish knew how to quit you.

Oiao said...

Oh no. Fashion foe-pau. The Russian Airborne T-shirt thingies are sooooooooo 8o's gay chic.

prince of leaves said...

Moscow, 1984: "Putin, I just don't think you've got what it takes to be a roller-coaster operator. Maybe you should consider a career in politics?"

Viking04 said...

In America, they have Astroglide. In Russia, axle grease from the nearest Zil just as good.

GregMan said...

Volodya consoles Ivan after the horse beats him out for Putin's affections.

wv: vannises - I vannises you so bad.

GregMan said...

That picture on the left is either another scene from Jurassic Park, or a skatch of one of the Obamaster's concentration camps for health-care reform naysayers.

wv: nonsi - I don't care how bad you vannises me, I nonsi you.

Atomic Lib Smasher said...

"It's okay, Ooter. Ron's house of knobby dildos will reopen in the morning".

GregMan said...

"Sasha, don't be too hard on yourself. I used to think the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor, too."

Army of Mom said...
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Army of Mom said...

You're safe. Army of Mom DOES NOT have this outfit.

Army of Mom said...

Don't cry. I like your outfit.

Army of Mom said...

Dude, my eyes are up here. Stop looking at my man-boobs.

Pig.

Army of Mom said...

Petrov, do you ever get zat not zo fresh feeling?

Army of Mom said...

Don't worry, we can go a second time.

On the ride. Yeah. On the ride.

Army of Mom said...

I'm sorry I tricked you into coming to the Jurassic Park exhibit by telling you we were going to see The Pirates of Penzance. That was wrong of me. You can be the top tonight.

Army of Mom said...

I don't care what that silly girl said, I still think you look like a fabulous cross of Viggo Mortensen and Mark Hamill.

Army of Mom said...

What happens at Jurassic Park, stays at Jurassic Park.

Chrees said...

A Troika Named Desire -- "Sta - linnnnn!!!"

Army of Mom said...

Petrov, quit giving me the pouty face. You are so totally putting the ASS in Jurassic Park.

Army of Mom said...

Petrov, I'm sorry to be the one to tell you that Billy Mays had coke in his system when he died. Would you like me to hold you?

Army of Mom said...

I don't care what Army of Mom says, horizontal stripes are very flattering on you.

Matt the K said...

Once Jay Mohr left "The Ghost Whisperer" it was all downhill from there.

Adriane said...

Misha - only for you would I rip off my sleeves so we weren't wearing the same shirt to the movies ...