1. (High squeaky voice) "Put me down! Put me down!"
2. "It's real, all right. And it is spectacular!"
3. "Hey! You really are Jewish!"
4. It took Billy some time to adjust after the spending summer vacation at Dad and Uncle Earl's bungalow on Fire Island.
5. Since there was no rule against "fisting the receiver," no penalty was called on the play.
23 comments:
Coach, I told you that cornerback transfer from San Fran State was a damn mistake.
WV: secon (what are the chances?)
Cough.
I guess we know who the designated receiver is.
Turn your head and cough up the ball.
Sack Tap sneak-up: you're doin' it right.
if you catch that ball you are going to be minus 2
Green's falsetto thought bubble: "Of all the days to forget to wear my cup!"
For years afterward, Jimmy would obliquely refer to his incongruously high-pitched voice as "my old football injury".
Green would drop the football an instant later. The other two balls would take hours to drop again.
The penalty for this infraction involves hadcuffs, a ball gag, leather pants and jockey
I'm surprised no one has gone for the obvious...
1) When the coach told him to go for the ball, unfortunately he did't tell which one...
Or
2) Swatting the ball - Ur doin it wrong.
Bad touch football.
Announcer: "Green goes up for the ball...and it's Black with the assist!"
Cup check.
Two ball touch, more ghey than two hand touch.
"Cough, please."
Mick Dundee had problems with American Rules football.
Missed it by that much!
"AFLAC!!!"
The Detroit Lions scout an opponent ahead of an exhibition game.
BRUTAL MURDER IN LOCKER ROOM!
Wilber fully expected to be razzed for fumbling TWO balls during one interception attempt. If only the coach's post game pep talk hadn't begun with, "Son, when you're handed lemons..."
-OR-
Q: Why does the GFL (GEY FOOTBALL LEAGUE) official rulebook set no penalty for "groping the receiver," "intentional grinding" or "fluffing the kicker" AND actually encourage "incindental contact"?
A: this is the sport of queens
Hey! I thought you said you were a tight end?
The uniforms don't look right, but the packed stands indicate it's a Detroit game...
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