Thursday, August 13, 2009

I Should Have Stood in Bed...


1. "No... No... Back away... it's so... huge...!"

2. "Take a crap on your pillow? That'll be an extra $50, Governor Spitzer."

3. "Oh, great, another alien abduction."

4. Please, like you've never seen a black man's penis before.

5. "All right, Coach Pitino, but only if you promise to pay for an abortion." Too soon?

9 comments:

jeff said...

"Okay, off with the leather and studs, NOW! And what's with that spiky thing on your unit?"

blue said...

Hey stud, come over here & go up on me!

dadoctah said...

I don't care what you're into, that ceiling fan is blowing *way* too hard!

Mr. Hankey said...

I thought I saw a worm!!! Sorry...

Double the U said...

I wonder if that looses its flavor on the bed post over night.

mega said...

Sure, you're focusing on the sexy model. Which is EXACTLY what Marriott wants you to do, as it quietly dismantles the windmills it had installed in every room to solve global warming.

Michael said...

"Oh no. Not again. I've gotten myself into another really bad Tequila Situation."

Michael said...

"The static electricity in my hair is driving me crazy!"

Kaptain Krude said...

"Oh no! Life is no longer worth living! I missed my prom date with Subby!"