1. "No... No... Back away... it's so... huge...!"
2. "Take a crap on your pillow? That'll be an extra $50, Governor Spitzer."
3. "Oh, great, another alien abduction."
4. Please, like you've never seen a black man's penis before.
5. "All right, Coach Pitino, but only if you promise to pay for an abortion." Too soon?
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"Okay, off with the leather and studs, NOW! And what's with that spiky thing on your unit?"
Hey stud, come over here & go up on me!
I don't care what you're into, that ceiling fan is blowing *way* too hard!
I thought I saw a worm!!! Sorry...
I wonder if that looses its flavor on the bed post over night.
Sure, you're focusing on the sexy model. Which is EXACTLY what Marriott wants you to do, as it quietly dismantles the windmills it had installed in every room to solve global warming.
"Oh no. Not again. I've gotten myself into another really bad Tequila Situation."
"The static electricity in my hair is driving me crazy!"
"Oh no! Life is no longer worth living! I missed my prom date with Subby!"
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