Saturday, August 08, 2009

I don't know WTF it is either



1. "Scrubs" desperately scrapes the bottom of the barrel in their search for a Zach Braff replacement.

2. Children of Hamelin, I'd stay away from this one.

3. ORA: Nickname "Johnny Yellowpubes."

4. By employing the homeless as surgeons, the ObamCare plan saved billions of dollars. Lives? Not so much.

5. Cap This: Humor only dogs can hear.

Far out Best of Jay Guevara
Berkeley's mayor was philosophical after losing re-election because he was too "establishment."

Best of Rodney Dill
Have A Kokopelli and a smile.

Best of Michael
I put five bucks in the basket so he could afford some flip flops that fit.

Best of John.....just John
Boy, Ian Anderson has really let himself go! (ORA?)

Best of Double the U
There is always that one guy who is really too old to be in college.

Best of jj
Wow, House has really let himself go.

Best of prince of leaves
The fact that this is Nancy Pelosi's botox technician explains a lot.

Best of Matt the K
The lead character from "The Dark Crystal Meth".

Best of Mr. Hankey
The answer to Nancy Pelosi's question - "where are my constituents?"

28 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Have A Kokopelli and a smile.

Rodney Dill said...

Johnny Grappletweed

Matt the K said...

Piccolo Player from Pickle Park

Michael said...

I put five bucks in the basket so he could afford some flip flops that fit.

John.....just John said...

Boy, Ian Anderson has really let himself go! (ORA?)

Double the U said...

There is always that one guy who is really too old to be in college.

jj said...

Wow, House has really let himself go.

prince of leaves said...

The fact that this is Nancy Pelosi's botox technician explains a lot.

prince of leaves said...

While Obamacare suffered from chronic shortages of MRI machines, advanced cancer therapies, and even essentials like X-ray film, there always seemed to be plenty of "alternative medicine practitioners" to go around.

prince of leaves said...

Doctor Johanssen may have been a world-famous neurosurgery genius, but outside the operating theater had trouble with even the most elementary concepts...like the fact that saffron was a spice and not a type of shampoo.

Blondie said...

Blondie said...

One time, in band camp...

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Do NOT ask to see his "lucky charms." Trust me.

Blondie said...

Now then, this might be a little bit stringy,
but then of course it's... fiddle player!

No, this isn't fiddle player -- it's piccolo player!

'Ow can you tell?

It's piping hot!

Then blow on it first!

Julie the Jarhead said...

Do NOT ask him if the carpet matches the drapes.

Matt the K said...

The lead character from "The Dark Crystal Meth".

Matt the K said...

"Mom??"

molson said...

If this appears on your front door step, paying it for the pizza won't be enough.

dub said...

Dont blame me.... I told you not to join an HMO.

sonicfrog said...

Man, he's gotten weird in his old age. And you wonder why nobody uses the services of the Pied Piper anymore....

Jay Guevara said...

Berkeley's mayor was philosophical after losing re-election because he was too "establishment."

dadoctah said...

"You see? We *never* had an act like this slip through the first round before you let Paula Abdul's contract lapse!"

Mr. Hankey said...

HR Pufnstuf 2010- Now that he has recovered Freddie the Golden Flute, Jimmy sits all day playing songs before Injun Joe kills him with a drinking fountain.

Mr. Hankey said...

The answer to Nancy Pelosi's question - "where are my constituents?"

Cybrludite said...

You poor old sot, you see it's only me...

Army of Dad said...

Yeah this guy will do just fine in jail.

Army of Dad said...

Barney Frank was looking for more than a little strange.

Adriane said...

Fortunately for all involved, Kali's younger brother, Kalifornia, lacked the necessary 6 arms and human skin drum head necessary to bring about the Dance of the End of the World...

Kaptain Krude said...

He was on top of the world, but tragedy was just around the corner. Yellowbeard's downward spiral would only worsen, when "Behind The Music" continues.