Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Hippie Air Freshener

Sondra K

1. The National Science Foundation got a $400,000 Stimulus grant to study the effects of hippie breath on tiny pine trees.

2. Chakra's friends thought it was hilarious to put her in this get-up, give her five hits of acid, and tell her the the Triffids were attacking.

3. Chakra would just have to cover up the stupid Maori warrior tattoo until she could afford laser surgery.

4. CAMOUFLAGE: OMG ARE U EVAH DOING IT WRONG.

5. Even when they built a balcony and an herb garden, Chakra still refused to get her head lice treated.

Best of dadoctah
"Hold still a second. You got some spinach or something in your braces."

Best of Jack Reacher
No, dear, medical marijuana is not for topical use.

Best of molson
Nope. Doesn't work. Seattle stills smells like hippie ass.

Best of blue
Julie joined "Lesbians for Bush", but misunderstood the concept

Best of Submariner
In season 2, Wilson introduced Tim to his daughter.

Best of Unscrupulous
Starbright finally arrived at a contraption that made her carbon footprint lower than her IQ.

Best of jj
Verrrry interesting....

Best of Army of Dad
"I, for one, welcome our bamboo overlords!"

Best of Army of Dad
Darth Taragon just isn't very scary.

Best of Adjustah
The Hanson brothers went to great lengths to achieve anonymity.

41 comments:

dadoctah said...

"Hold still a second. You got some spinach or something in your braces."

Unscrupulous said...

She may be safe from swine flu but her pine beetle infestation says "keep away" non-the-less.

Rodney Dill said...

Gorse Vader

Mr. Hankey said...

Julie always seems to put a fence up when she first meets someone new.

HLam said...

Hmm, I wonder if she can see the forest through those trees.

Tim said...

Cthulhu's minions really didn't find it that hard to fit in...in Berkley at least

Jack Reacher said...

No, dear, medical marijuana is not for topical use.

Rodney Dill said...

"...and now I'd like to show you a litte something I call the old bamboo."

molson said...
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sonicfrog said...

The holistic approach to protecting against vine flu.... Oh, it's "Swine Flu"???... Nevermind.

VerWord: miscront

molson said...

Nope. Doesn't work. Seattle stills smells like hippie ass.

dadoctah said...

In training already for the 2010 Muff-Diving tournament.

blue said...

Julie joined "Lesbians for Bush", but misunderstood the concept

Submariner said...

Little known "Tool Time" trivia:
In season 2, Wilson introduced Tim to his daughter.

Unscrupulous said...

Reminds me... need to go clean my grill.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Kennedy Memorial "It's Not Socialization" 4928-page Health Care For All The World Except the Middle Class Act relied heavily on homeopathic cures, chicken soup, and the nationalization of hospitals and pharmaceutical companies.

Unscrupulous said...

Starbright finally arrived at a contraption that made her carbon footprint lower than her IQ.

No, wait.

dadoctah said...

I'm all for putting one of these on Kate Goselin if it'll shut her up.

Matt the K said...

This week on Home Improvements: Wilson's daughter upholds the family tradition.

Matt the K said...

Ah crud, Subby beat me to it.^

Van Helsing said...

Moonbeam intended her carbon filter to save the polar bears by capturing her breath. But as weeds sprouted from it, she realized she had only underscored the beneficial effect of CO2 on plant life.

Rodney Dill said...

Trimming Zoe's bush was not as much fun as I'd initially thought.

jj said...

Verrrry interesting....

Army of Dad said...

"I, for one, welcome our bamboo overlords!"

Army of Dad said...

Tea Party protest: UR DOING WIERD.

Army of Dad said...

*Butthead voice* She's got a woody.

Army of Dad said...

She sees the world through rosemary colored glasses.

Army of Dad said...

Pardon me miss, do you have the thyme?

Army of Dad said...

Darth Taragon just isn't very scary.

Army of Dad said...

The sage in bloom is like perfum *clap clap clap* deep in the heart of Houston...

Army of Dad said...

Another white person takes black slang too far when she tells her coworker to 'get up outta my grill!'

Dactyl said...

Yeah, but does she pocket-mulch?

Submariner said...

Mary, Mary, quite contrary;
How does your garden grow?

Submariner said...

I'm just hangin' out at Thyme Square... you?

mega said...

With the toilet broken for the last month, Karen, the designated laundry-doer for the entire dorm, took radical action to get a more pleasant smell into her nostrils.

(Hey, you either read Moonbattery, or you don't).

Submariner said...

ORA?

Karen's "Sub Zero" costume was doing pretty well until it sprouted...

Kaptain Krude said...

BRETH MINTZ - UR DUIN IT RONG

Adriane said...

A sign from God that you really, really need to brush your teeth after eating the many edible parts of a pine tree ...

Adriane said...

Most subs prefer latex ... but for the environmentally conscious (and financially strapped) few, there are alternatives ...

Adriane said...

It was hard being a Beatles fan up in ABBA country, but Lucia's I.Am.The.Walrus fan tribute was kind of sad ... even for a Scandi.

Adjustah said...

The Hanson brothers went to great lengths to achieve anonymity.