1. "C'mon guys. No one wants to be Peter Criss. Not even Peter Criss."
2. "I'm feeling more comfortable with my gender confusion. Let's go vandalize a Democrat office."
3. "Do we look like a bunch of pussies to you?"
4. "Props for thinking outside the box, guys. But isn't there something inherently contradictory in the concept of an LOLMIME Troop?"
5. If those guys show up on my back porch again, they're getting the hose.