1. "Mom, tell us again about your night of passion with A Flock of Seagulls"
2. The Got Bad Hair T-shirt wasn't really necessary.
3. "Nice ship. So, were you gray dudes gonna get to the probing any time soon? Please? "
4. "The crypto guys have checked and double-checked, and there's no question but that the message reads: 'Mars needs women... but we're not quite that desperate.'"
5. Colonel Tigh growled, "You may not be cylons, but you are freaks. Get in the airlock, gods damn you!"
Babylon Best of GregMan
ORA: A young Ambassador Londo Mollari (lower right) poses for a family portrait.
Best of Double the U
Mom you are so embarrassing, I can't believe you were holding your penis in that picture.
Best of Rodney Dill
Know your ObamaCare health professionals.
Best of Army of Dad
After delivering those two, wouldn't you be clutching your womb?
Best of Submariner
Winkin, Blinkin and WhatTheF**k
Best of Mr. Hankey
..and for our next backdrop, let's switch to an empty apartment with a life of loneliness.
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Album cover for the heavy metal version of Blue Moon, with Adonis on guitar, Kelly on keyboard, and Mom on drums.
Best of prince of leaves
Ronald D. Moore's reimagining of the Munsters as a single-mother vampire alien family marooned on Earth in the late 1980s was not as successful as his do-over of Battlestar Galactica.
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Let me guess... Your trailer is located under the high tension lines.
Best of Rodney Dill
National Lampoon's Alpha Centauri Vacation...
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The Munsters, hands down winner of Olan Mills' 2008 holiday office party contest for Most Pathetic Family Portrait.
Best of mega
The *real* reason Gates frieked out when that cop tried to gain entry to the family room.
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Loretta's age progression, from now, until 13 days in the future.
Mom you are so embarrassing, I can't believe you were holding your penis in that picture.
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
Know your ObamaCare health professionals.
After delivering those two, wouldn't you be clutching your womb?
I'm sorry, but I can actually feel that poor mother's pain. Do you know it's source? The bastard father that took off and screwed those kids lives over forever.
If you can remember the eighties, you weren't there.
Winkin, Blinkin and WhatTheF**k
ORA: A young Ambassador Londo Mollari (lower right) poses for a family portrait.
Inbreeding And How It Can Affect The Gene Pool
"We lived just downriver from the nuclear reactor for years and it never did us any harm."
"Marilyn Manson, come home, all is forgiven."
...well the one on the right is kind of hot.
..and for our next backdrop, let's switch to an empty apartment with a life of loneliness.
Julie's family portrait didn't help her Match.com chances.
Early trailer stills for District 9 weren't really that impressive.
When did Ed Wood remake "ET"?
♪When you get stuck between the moon and New York City;
The best that you can do... ♪
And I thought Wesley was the lowest one could sink, Dr. Crusher!
John Edwards was good.
Tonight on Conan...
At least the kids posed for a family portait - parents are always complaining about not having a nice photo of the family together!
Not pictured is the children's true father: Marylin Manson.
(i actually kinda want the hairdo the chick behind the mom is sporting)
Different people have different definitions of Sunday Best.
"Mooooooooooooom! Could you have dressed any MORE sloppily? Seriously, do you know how long it me to get my hair this way? We're sending this to all our relatives; you could at least look like you care."
First EVER successful tri-astral projection!
Album cover for the heavy metal version of Blue Moon, with Adonis on guitar, Kelly on keyboard, and Mom on drums.
Girl in pink thought bubble: "Why did I have to be the ugly duckling in this family? Why me? Why?!?"
Ronald D. Moore's reimagining of the Munsters as a single-mother vampire alien family marooned on Earth in the late 1980s was not as successful as his do-over of Battlestar Galactica.
Timeless...
Glad to see the Wendorf girls found a foster parent.
Let me guess... Your trailer is located under the high tension lines.
"We're ready for the Vogon poetry reading..."
This one time at band camp...
National Lampoon's Alpha Centauri Vacation...
Damn Canadians
NASA's secret plan to salt trailer parks with 'human scarecrows' as a deterrent to alien invasion has proven a success.
And to think, Lurleen never did have that 'drugs' talk with the kids.
Lurleen specifically ordered T-Tops on her IROC so that Tammy's hairdo would fit.
"Okay, Okay!...I get it!--I'll stop with the stepdads already!"
It could be worse... you could live in Livonia.
The Munsters, hands down winner of Olan Mills' 2008 holiday office party contest for Most Pathetic Family Portrait.
The *real* reason Gates frieked out when that cop tried to gain entry to the family room.
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