Tuesday, August 18, 2009

The Hair and Space Museum


1. "Mom, tell us again about your night of passion with A Flock of Seagulls"

2. The Got Bad Hair T-shirt wasn't really necessary.

3. "Nice ship. So, were you gray dudes gonna get to the probing any time soon? Please? "

4. "The crypto guys have checked and double-checked, and there's no question but that the message reads: 'Mars needs women... but we're not quite that desperate.'"

5. Colonel Tigh growled, "You may not be cylons, but you are freaks. Get in the airlock, gods damn you!"


Babylon Best of GregMan
ORA: A young Ambassador Londo Mollari (lower right) poses for a family portrait.

Best of Double the U
Mom you are so embarrassing, I can't believe you were holding your penis in that picture.

Best of Rodney Dill
Know your ObamaCare health professionals.

Best of Army of Dad
After delivering those two, wouldn't you be clutching your womb?

Best of Submariner
Winkin, Blinkin and WhatTheF**k

Best of Mr. Hankey
..and for our next backdrop, let's switch to an empty apartment with a life of loneliness.

Best of ochagirl
Album cover for the heavy metal version of Blue Moon, with Adonis on guitar, Kelly on keyboard, and Mom on drums.

Best of prince of leaves
Ronald D. Moore's reimagining of the Munsters as a single-mother vampire alien family marooned on Earth in the late 1980s was not as successful as his do-over of Battlestar Galactica.

Best of molson
Let me guess... Your trailer is located under the high tension lines.

Best of Rodney Dill
National Lampoon's Alpha Centauri Vacation...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The Munsters, hands down winner of Olan Mills' 2008 holiday office party contest for Most Pathetic Family Portrait.

Best of mega
The *real* reason Gates frieked out when that cop tried to gain entry to the family room.

43 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Loretta's age progression, from now, until 13 days in the future.

Double the U said...

Mom you are so embarrassing, I can't believe you were holding your penis in that picture.

Rodney Dill said...

The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

Rodney Dill said...

Know your ObamaCare health professionals.

Army of Dad said...

After delivering those two, wouldn't you be clutching your womb?

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, but I can actually feel that poor mother's pain. Do you know it's source? The bastard father that took off and screwed those kids lives over forever.

dadoctah said...

If you can remember the eighties, you weren't there.

Submariner said...

Winkin, Blinkin and WhatTheF**k

GregMan said...

ORA: A young Ambassador Londo Mollari (lower right) poses for a family portrait.

GregMan said...

Inbreeding And How It Can Affect The Gene Pool

GregMan said...

"We lived just downriver from the nuclear reactor for years and it never did us any harm."

dadoctah said...

"Marilyn Manson, come home, all is forgiven."

Rodney Dill said...

...well the one on the right is kind of hot.

Mr. Hankey said...

..and for our next backdrop, let's switch to an empty apartment with a life of loneliness.

Mr. Hankey said...

Julie's family portrait didn't help her Match.com chances.

Dactyl said...

Early trailer stills for District 9 weren't really that impressive.

Submariner said...

When did Ed Wood remake "ET"?

Submariner said...

♪When you get stuck between the moon and New York City;
The best that you can do... ♪

Submariner said...

And I thought Wesley was the lowest one could sink, Dr. Crusher!

Submariner said...

John Edwards was good.

Submariner said...

Tonight on Conan...

ochagirl said...

At least the kids posed for a family portait - parents are always complaining about not having a nice photo of the family together!

ochagirl said...

Not pictured is the children's true father: Marylin Manson.

(i actually kinda want the hairdo the chick behind the mom is sporting)

ochagirl said...

Different people have different definitions of Sunday Best.

ochagirl said...

"Mooooooooooooom! Could you have dressed any MORE sloppily? Seriously, do you know how long it me to get my hair this way? We're sending this to all our relatives; you could at least look like you care."

ochagirl said...

First EVER successful tri-astral projection!

ochagirl said...

Album cover for the heavy metal version of Blue Moon, with Adonis on guitar, Kelly on keyboard, and Mom on drums.

prince of leaves said...

Girl in pink thought bubble: "Why did I have to be the ugly duckling in this family? Why me? Why?!?"

prince of leaves said...

Ronald D. Moore's reimagining of the Munsters as a single-mother vampire alien family marooned on Earth in the late 1980s was not as successful as his do-over of Battlestar Galactica.

mega said...

Timeless...

son of a preacher man said...

Glad to see the Wendorf girls found a foster parent.

molson said...

Let me guess... Your trailer is located under the high tension lines.

Rodney Dill said...

"We're ready for the Vogon poetry reading..."

Rodney Dill said...

This one time at band camp...

Rodney Dill said...

National Lampoon's Alpha Centauri Vacation...

Rodney Dill said...

Damn Canadians

Matt the K said...

NASA's secret plan to salt trailer parks with 'human scarecrows' as a deterrent to alien invasion has proven a success.

Matt the K said...

And to think, Lurleen never did have that 'drugs' talk with the kids.

Matt the K said...

Lurleen specifically ordered T-Tops on her IROC so that Tammy's hairdo would fit.

Matt the K said...

"Okay, Okay!...I get it!--I'll stop with the stepdads already!"

Rodney Dill said...

It could be worse... you could live in Livonia.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The Munsters, hands down winner of Olan Mills' 2008 holiday office party contest for Most Pathetic Family Portrait.

mega said...

The *real* reason Gates frieked out when that cop tried to gain entry to the family room.