Friday, August 21, 2009

Even Cloned Armies Like Puppies.


1. "Someone tell Mr. Cheney his lunch is here."

2. "Then, you just sort of twist the neck until it snaps... drives the PETA a$$holes nuts."

3. "Thank you.. that makes 101. M'Chel doesn't go for spots, she thinks black is beautiful."

4. "Thank you, we'll take him directly to the Korean restaur... I mean, certified PETA no-kill shelter."

5. "Hey, just because we're from Enumclaw doesn't mean we're gonna f--k your dog. On a completely unrelated note, got any duct tape?"

Best of metalgarth
"He's the best bounty hunter in the entire Sirius sytem"

Best of Dactyl
Darth Fluffy was less imposing than some of his predecessors, but he could still force-choke the hell out of the mailman.

Best of Matt the K
Somehow, "Stormpuppies" just doesn't sound menacing enough.

Best of molson
Yeah well I'm wearing a hard plastic cod piece because he bites. Last night he clamped on my gurn with those razor sharp puppy teeth and I got to tell you I saw death stars.

Best of dadoctah
"Your damn Wookiee gave little Skippy here fleas!"

Best of Silhouette
"Excuse me, where can I find the Storm Trooper Pooper Scoopers?"

13 comments:

metalgarth said...

This puppy is strong with the Dark Side of the Force. Get it? It's cause he's black!!!!!

metalgarth said...

"He's the best bounty hunter in the entire Sirius sytem"

metalgarth said...

"Your new apprentice dropped a deuce in the Imperial Throne Room"

Rodney Dill said...

"...but, but... we need bowser blasters to counteract the laser cats."

Rodney Dill said...

Clones best friend

Dactyl said...

Darth Fluffy was less imposing than some of his predecessors, but he could still force-choke the hell out of the mailman.

Dactyl said...

Darth Fluffy thought bubble: "This trooper's codpiece is big enough to put me in...uh oh."

Matt the K said...

Somehow, "Stormpuppies" just doesn't sound menacing enough.

molson said...

Yeah well I'm wearing a hard plastic cod piece because he bites. Last night he clamped on my gurn with those razor sharp puppy teeth and I got to tell you I saw death stars.

dadoctah said...

"Your damn Wookiee gave little Skippy here fleas!"

Silhouette said...

"Excuse me, where can I find the Storm Trooper Pooper Scoopers?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

No, Lord Vader, it's not a rolled up sock. Well, yes, I am glad to see you, but not in that way! What about "don't ask don't tell?" C-C-CCAN'T BRRREEEAATHHHEEE! SORRRRYY MASSSTERRRR, W-WHATT MEMMMO?

WordVerify: calwav - what they'll call the tsunami when the Big One hits California.

metalgarth said...

If Dick Cheney got a new puppy, this is how the media would portray it