Saturday, August 29, 2009

Emergency Exit From the Circus Plane

Awkward Family Photos on a tip from Div. Miss M


1. Deemed too young and too fat, respectively, to contribute to the social order, two more are tossed onto the ObamaCare Rejection Chute.

2. "Mom! Look what we picked up at the Neverland Ranch estate sale! And we got a case of Jesus Juice in the minivan!"

3. Proving that vertical stripes are not just slimming, but often gaying.

4. If I recall the rules of chutes and ladders properly, don't you have to do something "naughty" before you slide down a chute?

5. King's Island's new attraction... Obama's Approval Ratings... is not for the weak of stomach.

8 comments:

Viking04 said...

Ted Kennedy was really pissed off at his next reincarnation: Still fat and a joke, but none of Daddy's money.

dadoctah said...

The free credit report dot com guy has really let himself go.

molson said...

Hey Dad. I don't think the velcro slide is one of your better ideas.

dadoctah said...

Reason #17 not to marry someone twenty years younger than yourself: think of the honeymoon snapshots!

wv: amphypo. I think I had that at the sushi bar.

Submariner said...

Muhammed and Aisha apparently had a good time on vacation.

Rodney Dill said...

Wedge-O-Matic -- idiots not included

dadoctah said...

Always on the lookout for cost-cutting measures, Billy Ray and Miley began travelling to all their gigs as luggage.

Rodney Dill said...

Airplane emergency slide -- Velcro -- Fail