Awkward Family Photos on a tip from Div. Miss M
1. Deemed too young and too fat, respectively, to contribute to the social order, two more are tossed onto the ObamaCare Rejection Chute.
2. "Mom! Look what we picked up at the Neverland Ranch estate sale! And we got a case of Jesus Juice in the minivan!"
3. Proving that vertical stripes are not just slimming, but often gaying.
4. If I recall the rules of chutes and ladders properly, don't you have to do something "naughty" before you slide down a chute?
5. King's Island's new attraction... Obama's Approval Ratings... is not for the weak of stomach.