Monday, August 17, 2009

Don't Let the Union Roll Over on You

I Own The World on a Tip from Rob S.


1. "Putting Hardee's on speed-dial was the smartest move I ever made."

2. Big Earl's job was save seats at the "townhall"... five or six rows of seats.

3. If card check passes, this guy will be waiting your table the next time you eat at 'Hooters.'

4. 'That sick intercourse. What's he gonna find to put on his blog that's more disgusting than two naked end-of-lifers."

5. "Think I'll call Sheila Jackson-Lee and see what she's up to."

Best of The Man
That belt needs a union...it is really overworked

Best of Army of Dad
dub checks to see if he made any Best Ofs while waiting for his townhall to start.

Best of dub
Its not too surprising to see that Big Earl has several smaller union members orbiting around him.

Best of metalgarth
"I'm a big union slob tough guy and I want a big cereal!"

Best of metalgarth
Members of the Hutt species are always involved in organized crime, no matter what galaxy they live in.

Best of steve o
Carl brings some gravity to the protest.

Best of molson
I can haz one healthcare and super-size it.

Best of prince of leaves
"Dear Unionhall: I never thought this would happen to me..."

Best of mega
Bob banged out the text message quickly. "Conservatives at this town hall are dressed badly."

Best of Dactyl
prior to the 2029 season, Brett Favre again waits to be talked out of retiring.

Best of Submariner
A Vogon drafting poetry is only slightly less repulsive than one reciting it.

Best of dadoctah
Newest iPhone app: Krispy Kreme proximity detector.

56 comments:

The Man said...

That belt needs a union...it is really overworked

Mr. Hankey said...

No pre-existing conditions here...

Mr. Hankey said...

Bill gets a text that says he's due for some "Fatal Judgement Counseling".

Jay Guevara said...

"Goddamnit, stop sending us orders in Cyrillic! Old habits die hard, I guess."

Jay Guevara said...

How many calories in a cell phone?

Jay Guevara said...

"Yeah, Barry's right. We gotta have socialized medicine cuz some clowns don't take care of themselves."

Army of Dad said...

Even phone sex operators are trying to go union!

Army of Dad said...

dub checks to see if he made any Best Ofs while waiting for his townhall to start.

Army of Dad said...

Looks like someone is texting his local organizer asking where his mid-morning snack is.

wv: imful Somethign this guy never says.

dub said...

Army of Dad said...
dub checks to see if he made any Best Ofs while waiting for his townhall to start.


That actually made me chuckle.

dub said...

Its not too surprising to see that Big Earl has several smaller union members orbiting around him.

metalgarth said...

"I'm a big union slob tough guy and I want a big cereal!"

metalgarth said...

Members of the Hutt species are always involved in organized crime, no matter what galaxy they live in.

metalgarth said...

"The Blob" has been out of work since Magneto cut funding to the 'Brotherhood of Evil Mutants'

metalgarth said...

"I don't get it. what is 'Hus du gezen in deine leiben, they lighter than us. Woof!' supposed to mean?"

Anonymous said...

I love Twitter and I love being fat.

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Anonymous said...

Twitter comment to the White House - "President Obama, please do not kill me with your death panels because I like to eat."

Anonymous said...

Can't Twitter because my fingers are the size of hot dogs......

dadoctah said...

"Just gotta update my status on FatAssBook."

blue said...

why does Our Dear Leader want me to report to t he nearest Soylent Green plant?????

Jay Guevara said...

"I have a big butt and I cannot lie."

wv: sitti

Jay Guevara said...

Union members eating the donuts illegal immigrants won't eat.

steve o said...

He seems to be putting a lot of faith that that belt.

steve o said...

Carl brings some gravity to the protest.

Passionate Conservative said...

Ladies and gentlemen, Michael Moore!

/cause there's just soooo Moore!

Passionate Conservative said...

Luke nods in agreement..."Jabba really is a union guy..."

mpur said...

Fat tax? Whaddya mean there's gonna be a fat tax?

Jay Guevara said...

"Gotta check what time the situp contest starts."

Jay Guevara said...

America's newest Republican just received a message that the Messiah is going to require dieting.

Submariner said...

"Thickburger."
Yeah, ri-i-i-i-i-ight...

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molson said...

Look for the union label.


Word verification... fooked... Exactly!

molson said...

I can haz one healthcare and super-size it.

molson said...

So where will you be when your jumbo beef and bean burrito kicks in?

molson said...

Try the new Depends in majesty size. It's for when your ass is so large it's classified as a kingdom.

prince of leaves said...

"I've got coverage through the union. But what about other people who have to spend every take-home dollar on necessities like cheesecake and pizza and Snickers bars dipped in butter and unlimited texting plans? How are they supposed to pay for their own health care without taking money from the greedy rich to pay for it?"

prince of leaves said...

"Dear Unionhall: I never thought this would happen to me..."

prince of leaves said...

After Ronald groped him, Grimace felt he had no choice but to join the union for protection.

blue said...

Fatso posts a pic of Brad Pitt in his Match.com profile

Submariner said...

Weight: 167 lbs
Load in his "Oops I Crapped My Pants" brands: 283 lbs

Jay Guevara said...

"Oh crap, I just got orders to show up at another utterly spontaneous grassroots pro-ObamaCare demonstration."

mega said...

The thing is, when Rob says "I eat conservatives before I even sit down to breakfast", he's not being metaphorical.

mega said...

Oh for god sake, can Regina Benjamin's boyfriend stay out of the limelight until the nomination fight's over?

mega said...

Thing is, if you can't see all four letters, S, E, I, U, then you gots too much moob.

mega said...

Bob banged out the text message quickly. "Conservatives at this town hall are dressed badly."

Dactyl said...

prior to the 2029 season, Brett Favre again waits to be talked out of retiring.

Submariner said...

A Vogon drafting poetry is only slightly less repulsive than one reciting it.

dadoctah said...

Newest iPhone app: Krispy Kreme proximity detector.

blue said...

I eat babies

Submariner said...

Stacy and Clinton took one look at the next week's project and quit.

blue said...

Honey, do these jeans make my butt look big???

dadoctah said...

"Heh heh heh. I've got sixty million people believing these tweets are coming from Ms Palin."

wv: fambear. Obviously the fam doesn't stand for famine.

Submariner said...

This man-bear is a pig...

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