1. "Putting Hardee's on speed-dial was the smartest move I ever made."
2. Big Earl's job was save seats at the "townhall"... five or six rows of seats.
3. If card check passes, this guy will be waiting your table the next time you eat at 'Hooters.'
4. 'That sick intercourse. What's he gonna find to put on his blog that's more disgusting than two naked end-of-lifers."
5. "Think I'll call Sheila Jackson-Lee and see what she's up to."
Best of The Man
That belt needs a union...it is really overworked
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dub checks to see if he made any Best Ofs while waiting for his townhall to start.
Best of dub
Its not too surprising to see that Big Earl has several smaller union members orbiting around him.
Best of metalgarth
"I'm a big union slob tough guy and I want a big cereal!"
Best of metalgarth
Members of the Hutt species are always involved in organized crime, no matter what galaxy they live in.
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Carl brings some gravity to the protest.
Best of molson
I can haz one healthcare and super-size it.
Best of prince of leaves
"Dear Unionhall: I never thought this would happen to me..."
Best of mega
Bob banged out the text message quickly. "Conservatives at this town hall are dressed badly."
Best of Dactyl
prior to the 2029 season, Brett Favre again waits to be talked out of retiring.
Best of Submariner
A Vogon drafting poetry is only slightly less repulsive than one reciting it.
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Newest iPhone app: Krispy Kreme proximity detector.
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That belt needs a union...it is really overworked
No pre-existing conditions here...
Bill gets a text that says he's due for some "Fatal Judgement Counseling".
"Goddamnit, stop sending us orders in Cyrillic! Old habits die hard, I guess."
How many calories in a cell phone?
"Yeah, Barry's right. We gotta have socialized medicine cuz some clowns don't take care of themselves."
Even phone sex operators are trying to go union!
dub checks to see if he made any Best Ofs while waiting for his townhall to start.
Looks like someone is texting his local organizer asking where his mid-morning snack is.
wv: imful Somethign this guy never says.
Army of Dad said...
dub checks to see if he made any Best Ofs while waiting for his townhall to start.
That actually made me chuckle.
Its not too surprising to see that Big Earl has several smaller union members orbiting around him.
"I'm a big union slob tough guy and I want a big cereal!"
Members of the Hutt species are always involved in organized crime, no matter what galaxy they live in.
"The Blob" has been out of work since Magneto cut funding to the 'Brotherhood of Evil Mutants'
"I don't get it. what is 'Hus du gezen in deine leiben, they lighter than us. Woof!' supposed to mean?"
I love Twitter and I love being fat.
Twitter comment to the White House - "President Obama, please do not kill me with your death panels because I like to eat."
Can't Twitter because my fingers are the size of hot dogs......
"Just gotta update my status on FatAssBook."
why does Our Dear Leader want me to report to t he nearest Soylent Green plant?????
"I have a big butt and I cannot lie."
wv: sitti
Union members eating the donuts illegal immigrants won't eat.
He seems to be putting a lot of faith that that belt.
Carl brings some gravity to the protest.
Ladies and gentlemen, Michael Moore!
/cause there's just soooo Moore!
Luke nods in agreement..."Jabba really is a union guy..."
Fat tax? Whaddya mean there's gonna be a fat tax?
"Gotta check what time the situp contest starts."
America's newest Republican just received a message that the Messiah is going to require dieting.
"Thickburger."
Yeah, ri-i-i-i-i-ight...
Look for the union label.
Word verification... fooked... Exactly!
I can haz one healthcare and super-size it.
So where will you be when your jumbo beef and bean burrito kicks in?
Try the new Depends in majesty size. It's for when your ass is so large it's classified as a kingdom.
"I've got coverage through the union. But what about other people who have to spend every take-home dollar on necessities like cheesecake and pizza and Snickers bars dipped in butter and unlimited texting plans? How are they supposed to pay for their own health care without taking money from the greedy rich to pay for it?"
"Dear Unionhall: I never thought this would happen to me..."
After Ronald groped him, Grimace felt he had no choice but to join the union for protection.
Fatso posts a pic of Brad Pitt in his Match.com profile
Weight: 167 lbs
Load in his "Oops I Crapped My Pants" brands: 283 lbs
"Oh crap, I just got orders to show up at another utterly spontaneous grassroots pro-ObamaCare demonstration."
The thing is, when Rob says "I eat conservatives before I even sit down to breakfast", he's not being metaphorical.
Oh for god sake, can Regina Benjamin's boyfriend stay out of the limelight until the nomination fight's over?
Thing is, if you can't see all four letters, S, E, I, U, then you gots too much moob.
Bob banged out the text message quickly. "Conservatives at this town hall are dressed badly."
prior to the 2029 season, Brett Favre again waits to be talked out of retiring.
A Vogon drafting poetry is only slightly less repulsive than one reciting it.
Newest iPhone app: Krispy Kreme proximity detector.
I eat babies
Stacy and Clinton took one look at the next week's project and quit.
Honey, do these jeans make my butt look big???
"Heh heh heh. I've got sixty million people believing these tweets are coming from Ms Palin."
wv: fambear. Obviously the fam doesn't stand for famine.
This man-bear is a pig...
SEXTING (rhymes with sex sting) - last bastion for fat horny geeks iso fantasy
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