Saturday, August 15, 2009

Chunkytown

Brender


1. Scientist registered a Magnitude 4.5 earthquake near Shanghai earlier today.

2. Wang can't seem to outrun his horrific bodily funk.

3. Wait a minute, Ming Lee thought. Thanks to the one-child policy, boys outnumber girls 3 to 1 in our culture. What am *I* worried about my weight for?

4. Auditions to be the Chinese Canpbell's Soup Kids were highly competitive.

5. A young Sun taunts Jin on the track, "Looks like you Lost again!"

Best of dub
First one to cross the line gets to come back on Thursday.

Best of mpur
Wang was pretty proud of himself for barely beating the girl...until he noticed she only had one leg.

Best of mega
Hsu's partial missing leg didn't go over real big with the new Efficient Health Comparative Analysis & Euthanasia Committee. Fortunately, a few friends offered to pace her as she made a mad dash for the Canadian border, ahead of the "physicians" from the local "Life Choices" clinic offering to "assist" her.

Best of tiny racist
I don't know -- I guess all fat Asian kids look the same to me.

Best of Army of Dad
General Tsao's chick.

17 comments:

Jay Guevara said...

"Hey, how 'bout we hook up for some dim sum later?"

Jay Guevara said...

"Good thing we don't have those famines anymore, huh?"

dub said...

First one to cross the line gets to come back on Thursday.

dub said...

RUUUNNNN!!! DEY DROPPING NAPARM AGAIN!!!

dadoctah said...

AAIIEEE!!! GOJIRA!!!

wv: imshr. Lk ttlly, grdy 2 th mx.

mpur said...

ORA: Even if you win, you're still retarded.

mpur said...

Wang was pretty proud of himself for barely beating the girl...until he noticed she only had one leg.

Kaptain Krude said...

Later in the day, dub is found violently throwing up.

Kaptain Krude said...

"Man, Chung Lee, these are wind sprints, not breaking wind sprints! And I had my mouth open, too!"

mega said...

Hsu's partial missing leg didn't go over real big with the new Efficient Health Comparative Analysis & Euthanasia Committee. Fortunately, a few friends offered to pace her as she made a mad dash for the Canadian border, ahead of the "physicians" from the local "Life Choices" clinic offering to "assist" her.

tiny racist said...

I don't know -- I guess all fat Asian kids look the same to me.

blue said...

Ming Lee said "Wang, if you catch me you can have me!"

Mr. Hankey said...

I can hear the music.... Dum dum dum dummmmmm dum...."Rickshaws of Fire"

Army of Mom said...

Tryouts for Campbell's Chunky Soup Line.

You left out a key word, V.

Army of Dad said...

Soirent green, is peopre!

Army of Dad said...

Welcome to this week's episode of The Running Chan.

Army of Dad said...

General Tsao's chick.