1. Scientist registered a Magnitude 4.5 earthquake near Shanghai earlier today.
2. Wang can't seem to outrun his horrific bodily funk.
3. Wait a minute, Ming Lee thought. Thanks to the one-child policy, boys outnumber girls 3 to 1 in our culture. What am *I* worried about my weight for?
4. Auditions to be the Chinese Canpbell's Soup Kids were highly competitive.
5. A young Sun taunts Jin on the track, "Looks like you Lost again!"
Best of dub
First one to cross the line gets to come back on Thursday.
Best of mpur
Wang was pretty proud of himself for barely beating the girl...until he noticed she only had one leg.
Best of mega
Hsu's partial missing leg didn't go over real big with the new Efficient Health Comparative Analysis & Euthanasia Committee. Fortunately, a few friends offered to pace her as she made a mad dash for the Canadian border, ahead of the "physicians" from the local "Life Choices" clinic offering to "assist" her.
Best of tiny racist
I don't know -- I guess all fat Asian kids look the same to me.
Best of Army of Dad
General Tsao's chick.