A Right-Wing Christian Second-Rate Pr0n Blog
I swear that I'm of legal age.....
candy is dandy but jam can be spread in so may places......
"I'm tasting a trace of high-fructose corn syrup in this so-called organic four-fruit jam, unfortunately." Sally had joined up with an environmental group, and discovered that all of the simple joys of life were, in fact, evil things that needed to be destroyed.
DRUDGEBREAKING: New Bond girl name revealed. Plenty O'Smucker... Developing...
Remember when I was making all that peach jam a few weeks ago guys?wv: twists, why yes it does
Smucker's newest ad campaign was a hit with the male demographic 13-99.
Smucker? I just met her.
This is definitely not Seinfeld's Smuckers.
IT MUST BE JELLO CUZ JAM DON'T SHAKE LIKE THAT!!!
"...and now, the peanut butter!"
Now at TGI Thursdays.
Introducing Smucker's spokesmodel for its newest flavor: Astroglide Berry Delight
"If it wiggles and green stuff oozes out, does that mean i need to see a dentist?"Sorry, it was either that or have VtheK label a string of lewd, lascivious and gratuitously lecherous comments, wishes, physically impossible positions and obscene thawtbubbles as "removed by author"
I've discovered that Boysenberry is the best for masking c*ck-breath the next morning...
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