1. "Hey, do I stare at you while you eat lunch? Sod off!"
2. Dick Cheney's snarl was formed at an early age. While breastfeeding, he'd tell his dad to "Back the f--- off."
3. Hugh Hefner would come to regret hiring Dorothea Lange.
4. "Tell me again about the titties, George."
5. And of course...
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Kid Thawtbubble: Doctor Smith said I'm lactose intolerant. The HELL I am!!! I demand second, third and fourth opinions... and helpings.
I told you Suzi, Daddy isn't bringing home a pet squirrel. He's taunting me with photos of the evil homewrecker and your half-brother. A pox on Daddy!"
Kid thought bubble, "Oh no, I couldn't have Dolly Parton for a mother. I'm still hungry after every meal."
Boobs... It's what's for dinner.
Grissom, we found the body of a photographer...
Sarah was not particularly thrilled with her new job as the replacement for the WIC program under Obamacare. The lines were endless and most of the buggers had teeth.
Life for Buttercup in the fireswamp was not all Dread Pirate Roberts had promised... 'cept for the wild ROUS sex.
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