1. "Bill, my eyes are up here. Dammit, if I wanted this crap, I'd've asked for Edwards."
2. "Follow the yellow-brick road..."
3. Little Kim attempts to prove his sanity by subjecting himself to a roadside sobriety test.
4. "I will rerease the hostages... but first I'm going to eat this booger."
5. "Is it true about Joe Biden's 'grug-grug' probrem?"
Best of Julie the Jarhead
"Am I bothering me? I'm not touching me -- am I bothering me?"
Best of Matt the K
"I no get Halumph flom dat guy!"
Best of Rodney Dill
Bill: "...and Hillary wants her pantsuit back."
Best of The Man
I asked fur Hanz Brick!
Best of dadoctah
"For lunch there's an Applebee's about half a mile that way. Anybody driving something we can all fit into?"
Best of sonicfrog
Yes, there are even more hookers fru that door.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Am I talkin' to me? Am I a clown? Do I amuse me?"
Best of robert
Gathered dignitaries what in amazement as Dr Evil demands 100 gazillion dollars.
Best of prince of leaves
"You rearry shourd tly the Membels Onry pantsuit...velly comfoltaber!"
Best of Jay Guevara
"No, we must go dis way. Other way still too radioactive."
Best of metalgarth
you rack disciprine!
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"Am I bothering me? I'm not touching me -- am I bothering me?"
"I no get Halumph flom dat guy!"
What? You no bring Monica?
Bill: "...and Hillary wants her pantsuit back."
Kim: "...but first you must give me the Illudium Pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator."
I asked fur Hanz Brick!
Hey! Are you rooking at me? You want some of the Dear Reader cause I got arr you can handle right here.
"For lunch there's an Applebee's about half a mile that way. Anybody driving something we can all fit into?"
Yes, there are even more hookers fru that door.
In N. Korea, the Dear Leader pulls his own finger
"Am I talkin' to me?"
"Welcome to the Pyonyang Marriott. The meeting rooms are this way."
"Like I always say, beagle--it's what's for dinner. Okay, now to the buffet. C'mon, what's wrong?"
Gathered dignitaries what in amazement as Dr Evil demands 100 gazillion dollars.
...and then he say "rittle plick"! Hahaha.
"You rearry shourd tly the Membels Onry pantsuit...velly comfoltaber!"
From beyond the open doors: "Maaaaat! Damonnn!!!!"
"This room was done in a cabbage motif, reflecting the noble progress of our Juche farm collective. Beautiful! And if you'll follow me this way, we'll see the room honoring Pyongyang's comfort girl guilds - sure to be Mr. Clinton's favorite stop on the tour!"
"I loved you as E.Mode in that 'Incredibles' movie!"
Why no, I haven't seen Hans Britz in awhile either...why do you ask??
Ever the statesman, Bill smiles through the 5th version of "I'm Rone-ry"
No watch me again and I'll show you how to 'sand the floor'
None of you guys could ever be an extra on M*A*S*H. Rook right here. This is what a random extra on M*A*S*H rooks rike.
My eyes are up here, why you rook down there? Oh, I guess none of you are Barney Fwank
"Wait! Stop meeting! I be back rater. Mr. Crinton, is intern still under desk?"
"No, we must go dis way. Other way still too radioactive."
"OK, OK. But you gotta send me Brigitte Nielsen, or deal off."
you rack disciprine!
Plesident Crinton, we are in awe of youl huge, dinosaul-rike penis.
"Your smerry pilate hookers are right dis way, Mister Plesident."
"I ask Hirrary what you think about Chinese trade deal and she punch me right here!"
"You no rike gleen coppet?? Well HE pick it out!"
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