1. "Bill, my eyes are up here. Dammit, if I wanted this crap, I'd've asked for Edwards."
2. "Follow the yellow-brick road..."
3. Little Kim attempts to prove his sanity by subjecting himself to a roadside sobriety test.
4. "I will rerease the hostages... but first I'm going to eat this booger."
5. "Is it true about Joe Biden's 'grug-grug' probrem?"
Best of Julie the Jarhead
"Am I bothering me? I'm not touching me -- am I bothering me?"
Best of Matt the K
"I no get Halumph flom dat guy!"
Best of Rodney Dill
Bill: "...and Hillary wants her pantsuit back."
Best of The Man
I asked fur Hanz Brick!
Best of dadoctah
"For lunch there's an Applebee's about half a mile that way. Anybody driving something we can all fit into?"
Best of sonicfrog
Yes, there are even more hookers fru that door.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Am I talkin' to me? Am I a clown? Do I amuse me?"
Best of robert
Gathered dignitaries what in amazement as Dr Evil demands 100 gazillion dollars.
Best of prince of leaves
"You rearry shourd tly the Membels Onry pantsuit...velly comfoltaber!"
Best of Jay Guevara
"No, we must go dis way. Other way still too radioactive."
Best of metalgarth
you rack disciprine!