Friday, August 14, 2009

Attack of the Giant Enraged Vajayjay



1. "When you said I'd be working with a giant vagina, I was expecting Keith Olbermann."

2. New public sculpture, your Stimulus dollars at work.

3. "If this 'Scarefag' doesn't keep the queers out of your cornfield, nothing will."

4. Kelly just wanted something to remind her of her years with Rosie.

5. "Tell Larry Flynt his birthday cake is here."

Best of Double the U
You date a liberal woman, things are going pretty good. Then one day she says to you, "Oh lets go downtown and see this exhibit!"

Best of ochagirl
"I hate vaginas, even my own. Blech! I can't stand them, and . . . crud, there's a giant vagina behind me, isn't there?"

Best of Rodney Dill
So, you coming or not?

Best of Rodney Dill
When the fog is really bad around Manhattan, Rosie O'Donnell lends hers out as a foghorn.

Best of racerboy
These kids' slides are REALLY getting out of hand...

Best of Viking04
We secretly switched her regular vinegar and water douche with our Heavy Water Douche. Let's see if she notices...

Best of Jay Guevara
Barney Frank: "What the hell is that thing?"

Best of metalgarth
Not quite appropriate for Big Uns, close, but not quite

Best of Silhouette
Prior to his birth, Michael Moore's mother's womb was regular size.

Best of kg
Code Pink has a new meaning for VJ day

Best of ThisOne
A woman needs a man like a vagina needs a bicycle.

Best of Jay Guevara
It was customary to cover your head when visiting the Shrine to Nancy Pelosi.

Best of Jay Guevara
Report anything fishy to flag@whitehouse.gov.

Best of dadoctah
The Department of Highways realized it had been an error to solicit public input on the new "Slippery When Wet" signs.

Best of mpur
Well, looks like Pelosi finally had one lift too many.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Don't make me angry... you won't like me when I'm angry."

69 comments:

Double the U said...

An angry vegetarian with a vagina on wheels, your stimulus dollars at work.

Double the U said...

She is waiting to bring it into NYC public school 145, part of some sort of diversity project that everyone is too afraid to stop.

Double the U said...

Your alternative vehicle of the future, you crawl inside, keep working at it and hope it gets you somewhere.

ochagirl said...

HAHA! That pink thing next to the girl sorta looks like giant va- ohhhhhh . . .

Double the U said...

You date a liberal woman, things are going pretty good. Then one day she says to you, "Oh lets go downtown and see this exhibit!"

The other one said...

Crock's introduces its roller skates.

ochagirl said...

I tawt I saw pussy-man - I did! I did! I did see a pussy-man!

ochagirl said...

The gaping vagina suggests post- or para-coitus, so is there a giant penis around or wh --- crud, it's right behind me isn't it?

Rodney Dill said...

Gesundheit!

Rodney Dill said...

"Sorry... the Cash for Spunkers program hasn't passed the Senate."

ochagirl said...

"I hate vaginas, even my own. Blech! I can't stand them, and . . . crud, there's a giant vagina behind me, isn't there?"

Rodney Dill said...

anyone else smell fish?

ochagirl said...

Best . . . or worst . . . photobomb ever.

ochagirl said...

Sally the Giant Vulva: "I swear to Gaia, if I hear one more person say "you're such a cunt", I WILL go postal."

vw: hampoo - men would buy it.

Rodney Dill said...

So, you coming or not?

ochagirl said...

"THIS is a clitoris", Mandy points out. Maybe having a 1000:1 model would stop guys from asking "a clit-what? What's that?"

Fred said...

Who knew they came with wheels!?!

The Man said...

Cunt on wheels

The Man said...

Quentin Tarantino tries his hand at porno.

Viking04 said...

Mobile SMART car parking shelters!

Army of Dad said...

She believes in safe sex, just check out the condom on her head!

Army of Dad said...

Amelia Airfart in The Pit of Doom

Army of Dad said...

Hillary still claims her clenis is bigger.

Army of Dad said...

Ben Roethlisberger's accuser was proven a liar as she was unable to accurately describe his genitals!

Army of Dad said...

"What this? This is guaranteed to keep Barney Frank at bay."

jj said...

At "that time of the month" is a sheep shoved in with a ropr around its ankles?

Matt the K said...

Find my keys and we'll drive out.

metalgarth said...

So this is what all the hype for the movie 'Cloverleaf' was about? LAME!!!!!!!!!!

paul said...

Obama's prop for his next health care town hall meeting.

metalgarth said...

Ang Lee has nothing to do with this movie, unless he's making a cameo in it.

Rodney Dill said...

Queefer Madness

Rodney Dill said...

When the fog is really bad around Manhattan, Rosie O'Donnell lends hers out as a foghorn.

racerboy said...

These kids' slides are REALLY getting out of hand...

WV: upentslu Yup. I'm not making it up.

racerboy said...

"East-bound and down, loaded up and truckin', we gonna do what they say can't be done... We gotta long way to go..."

Suddenly somebody's musical selection in the background (after seeing too many TA's on Woodward) takes a bizarre turn by proximity...

wv: outina Weird. Just weird.

curly said...

Yes Vagina, there is a Santa Cruz.

Viking04 said...

We secretly switched her regular vinegar and water douche with our Heavy Water Douche. Let's see if she notices...

wv: binstain

Jay Guevara said...

Barney Frank: "What the hell is that thing?"

Matt the K said...

Gosh, the modern-day Puritans are NOTHING like they used to be...


wv: dikahed

I am NOT making this up! lolz

dadoctah said...

"Oh, *now* I get it. When you have one of these on your person at all times, a pair of shoes *is* cute!"

metalgarth said...

Long Dong Silver, your prom date is hear

metalgarth said...

Not quite appropriate for Big Uns, close, but not quite

jeff said...

Pissed off Girlfriends of America get desperate in their attempts to instruct their boyfriends on the location of the clitoris.

Silhouette said...

Prior to his birth, Michael Moore's mother's womb was regular size.

Army of Dad said...

A quick queef and her mugger was blown away.

kg said...

The Code Pink group has a new meaning for VJ day

dub said...

Next week on the Discover channel: Skank Week.

ThisOne said...

A woman needs a man like a vagina needs a bicycle.

Jay Guevara said...

It was customary to cover your head when visiting the Shrine to Nancy Pelosi.

Jay Guevara said...

I just hope no one on acid encounters that thing.

Jay Guevara said...

"Can I describe the bicycle that ran me down? Well, yes, officer, I can it was ...uh...it was ...uh...never mind."

Rodney Dill said...

Later the charges for the Bill Clinton motorcade were reduced to just following too close.

jeff said...

The reason for full body condoms.

dadoctah said...

Quick show of hands: how many are wondering if AOM has this outfit?

Jay Guevara said...

Report anything fishy to flag@whitehouse.gov.

dadoctah said...

With wry humor, the artist titled this work "Self Portrait".

wv: lyclot. Further evidence that verification words are no longer random.

Passionate Conservative said...

Didn't I see this in Starship Troopers?

Mr. Hankey said...

Julie's vag came to the city because she heard it was full of giant pricks.

GregMan said...

"It followed me home. Can I keep it?"

GregMan said...

Johnny has feelings of sexual inadequacy already. After seeing this, his medication had to be upped considerably.

steve o said...

Attractive by comparison.

Rodney Dill said...

220, 221, whatever it takes...

(...I'm not even sure what that means)

dub said...

I still dont know where the pee comes out.

dub said...

The American Axe Saftey Councils new display shows just what can go wrong if you swing an axe the wrong way.

dadoctah said...

The Department of Highways realized it had been an error to solicit public input on the new "Slippery When Wet" signs.

mpur said...

Well, looks like Pelosi finally had one lift too many.

Rodney Dill said...

Yes Wiccan!

Rodney Dill said...

"Don't make me angry... you won't like me when I'm angry."

steve o said...

My guess is she's a virgin, but she likes to date black guys.

steve o said...

Suddenly the expression "body condom" doesn't seem so silly anymore.