1. "When you said I'd be working with a giant vagina, I was expecting Keith Olbermann."
2. New public sculpture, your Stimulus dollars at work.
3. "If this 'Scarefag' doesn't keep the queers out of your cornfield, nothing will."
4. Kelly just wanted something to remind her of her years with Rosie.
5. "Tell Larry Flynt his birthday cake is here."
Best of Double the U
You date a liberal woman, things are going pretty good. Then one day she says to you, "Oh lets go downtown and see this exhibit!"
Best of ochagirl
"I hate vaginas, even my own. Blech! I can't stand them, and . . . crud, there's a giant vagina behind me, isn't there?"
Best of Rodney Dill
So, you coming or not?
Best of Rodney Dill
When the fog is really bad around Manhattan, Rosie O'Donnell lends hers out as a foghorn.
Best of racerboy
These kids' slides are REALLY getting out of hand...
Best of Viking04
We secretly switched her regular vinegar and water douche with our Heavy Water Douche. Let's see if she notices...
Best of Jay Guevara
Barney Frank: "What the hell is that thing?"
Best of metalgarth
Not quite appropriate for Big Uns, close, but not quite
Best of Silhouette
Prior to his birth, Michael Moore's mother's womb was regular size.
Best of kg
Code Pink has a new meaning for VJ day
Best of ThisOne
A woman needs a man like a vagina needs a bicycle.
Best of Jay Guevara
It was customary to cover your head when visiting the Shrine to Nancy Pelosi.
Best of Jay Guevara
Report anything fishy to flag@whitehouse.gov.
Best of dadoctah
The Department of Highways realized it had been an error to solicit public input on the new "Slippery When Wet" signs.
Best of mpur
Well, looks like Pelosi finally had one lift too many.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Don't make me angry... you won't like me when I'm angry."
69 comments:
An angry vegetarian with a vagina on wheels, your stimulus dollars at work.
She is waiting to bring it into NYC public school 145, part of some sort of diversity project that everyone is too afraid to stop.
Your alternative vehicle of the future, you crawl inside, keep working at it and hope it gets you somewhere.
HAHA! That pink thing next to the girl sorta looks like giant va- ohhhhhh . . .
You date a liberal woman, things are going pretty good. Then one day she says to you, "Oh lets go downtown and see this exhibit!"
Crock's introduces its roller skates.
I tawt I saw pussy-man - I did! I did! I did see a pussy-man!
The gaping vagina suggests post- or para-coitus, so is there a giant penis around or wh --- crud, it's right behind me isn't it?
Gesundheit!
"Sorry... the Cash for Spunkers program hasn't passed the Senate."
"I hate vaginas, even my own. Blech! I can't stand them, and . . . crud, there's a giant vagina behind me, isn't there?"
anyone else smell fish?
Best . . . or worst . . . photobomb ever.
Sally the Giant Vulva: "I swear to Gaia, if I hear one more person say "you're such a cunt", I WILL go postal."
vw: hampoo - men would buy it.
So, you coming or not?
"THIS is a clitoris", Mandy points out. Maybe having a 1000:1 model would stop guys from asking "a clit-what? What's that?"
Who knew they came with wheels!?!
Cunt on wheels
Quentin Tarantino tries his hand at porno.
Mobile SMART car parking shelters!
She believes in safe sex, just check out the condom on her head!
Amelia Airfart in The Pit of Doom
Hillary still claims her clenis is bigger.
Ben Roethlisberger's accuser was proven a liar as she was unable to accurately describe his genitals!
"What this? This is guaranteed to keep Barney Frank at bay."
At "that time of the month" is a sheep shoved in with a ropr around its ankles?
Find my keys and we'll drive out.
So this is what all the hype for the movie 'Cloverleaf' was about? LAME!!!!!!!!!!
Obama's prop for his next health care town hall meeting.
Ang Lee has nothing to do with this movie, unless he's making a cameo in it.
Queefer Madness
When the fog is really bad around Manhattan, Rosie O'Donnell lends hers out as a foghorn.
These kids' slides are REALLY getting out of hand...
WV: upentslu Yup. I'm not making it up.
"East-bound and down, loaded up and truckin', we gonna do what they say can't be done... We gotta long way to go..."
Suddenly somebody's musical selection in the background (after seeing too many TA's on Woodward) takes a bizarre turn by proximity...
wv: outina Weird. Just weird.
Yes Vagina, there is a Santa Cruz.
We secretly switched her regular vinegar and water douche with our Heavy Water Douche. Let's see if she notices...
wv: binstain
Barney Frank: "What the hell is that thing?"
Gosh, the modern-day Puritans are NOTHING like they used to be...
wv: dikahed
I am NOT making this up! lolz
"Oh, *now* I get it. When you have one of these on your person at all times, a pair of shoes *is* cute!"
Long Dong Silver, your prom date is hear
Not quite appropriate for Big Uns, close, but not quite
Pissed off Girlfriends of America get desperate in their attempts to instruct their boyfriends on the location of the clitoris.
Prior to his birth, Michael Moore's mother's womb was regular size.
A quick queef and her mugger was blown away.
The Code Pink group has a new meaning for VJ day
Next week on the Discover channel: Skank Week.
A woman needs a man like a vagina needs a bicycle.
It was customary to cover your head when visiting the Shrine to Nancy Pelosi.
I just hope no one on acid encounters that thing.
"Can I describe the bicycle that ran me down? Well, yes, officer, I can it was ...uh...it was ...uh...never mind."
Later the charges for the Bill Clinton motorcade were reduced to just following too close.
The reason for full body condoms.
Quick show of hands: how many are wondering if AOM has this outfit?
Report anything fishy to flag@whitehouse.gov.
With wry humor, the artist titled this work "Self Portrait".
wv: lyclot. Further evidence that verification words are no longer random.
Didn't I see this in Starship Troopers?
Julie's vag came to the city because she heard it was full of giant pricks.
"It followed me home. Can I keep it?"
Johnny has feelings of sexual inadequacy already. After seeing this, his medication had to be upped considerably.
Attractive by comparison.
220, 221, whatever it takes...
(...I'm not even sure what that means)
I still dont know where the pee comes out.
The American Axe Saftey Councils new display shows just what can go wrong if you swing an axe the wrong way.
The Department of Highways realized it had been an error to solicit public input on the new "Slippery When Wet" signs.
Well, looks like Pelosi finally had one lift too many.
Yes Wiccan!
"Don't make me angry... you won't like me when I'm angry."
My guess is she's a virgin, but she likes to date black guys.
Suddenly the expression "body condom" doesn't seem so silly anymore.
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