Friday, August 21, 2009

Amazing Trompe de L'Oeil (or Somethin', I don't know)


1. "You killed your mother and stuffed her dismembered corpse in the dryer? Why that's... well, we are minions of the Dark Side, so maybe I can't technically bitch about that."

2. "Good Lord! You mixed whites with fine washables? What were you, cloned in a barn?"

3. Later, Old Yeller had to be put down. It took an entire squad and over 270 separate blaster shots.

4. "Mom, stop staring at my butt!"

5. TV reception on the Death Star was so bad, Lord Vader was reduced to having his troopers act out episodes of Married... with Children for his amusement.

Best of Unscrupulous
Damn, this fabric softener is worthless. You're mother is as hard a bitch as ever.

Best of GregMan
"Your lack of fabric softener disturbs me."

Best of blue
Mom, can the dog go in the robotic converter next?

Best of metalgarth
"Home Economics 101" was generally a washout course at the Imperial Military Acadamey

12 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Kinda short for a storm trooper?

Mr. Hankey said...

That's fine if you want to buy those expensive designer uniforms, but I'm not ironing them.

Unscrupulous said...

Damn, this fabric softener is worthless. You're mother is as hard a bitch as ever.

GregMan said...

"Your lack of fabric softener disturbs me."

blue said...

Mom, can the dog go in the robotic converter next?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

The year is stardate 4691.r2d2 and the Maytag repairman is still trying to find ways to fight boredom.

jj said...

His master's voice??

dadoctah said...

"Hey! There's no drain line under this sink!"

metalgarth said...

"Home Economics 101" was generally a washout course at the Imperial Military Acadamey

Rodney Dill said...

"Open the pod bay door Hal."
"Sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that."

Rodney Dill said...

"Marco"
"(glub glub)"
"Marco"
"(glub glub)"

blue said...

Mom, can we cut off the dog's legs so I can ride him like in the next post????