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1. "You know what this waterpark needs? An all-you-can-eat buffet. Of course, I say the same thing about the bowling alley, and the library, and church..."

2. "This is my fluffer? Damm, I hate working low-budget pron."

3. "Cthulu is really going to town on the kiddie pool."

4. Lounging at the shallow end of the gene pool.

5. "The water rejects her! W-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-t-c-h!"

Best of Rodney Dill
From the upcoming Week-end At Teddies -- "Hey Earl, Ya gotta up the water pressure if you're gonna get Senator Kennedy down the slide again."

Best of Rodney Dill
"Well I guess a wide Latina didn't make a better choice this time."

Best of Unscrupulous
"Hey lady, a couple kids say there's a rotting whale corpse near the lube-n-tube. You haven't seen it have ya?"

Best of Mr. Hankey
Todd & Monique don't move too quickly when they see a lifeguard carrying their two boys andscreaming "Who the hell owns these kids?"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Daddy, what's a fashion faux pas?

Best of Rufus

I done founds me one of dem white women

Best of metalgarth
The photoshopped squirrel pictures were kind of cute. But these new walrus pics aren't all that good

Best of Army of Dad
So nice to see Mrs. Sprat get out now and then.

Best of Jay Guevara
"Hey! How come the water level suddenly rises, and then drops?"

Best of Mr. Hankey
Sylvia tries to look non-chalant as she pees in the pool.

Best of dadoctah
Just what I look for in a beach date: a chick who affects the tides.