Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Alert Greenpeace


1. "You know what this waterpark needs? An all-you-can-eat buffet. Of course, I say the same thing about the bowling alley, and the library, and church..."

2. "This is my fluffer? Damm, I hate working low-budget pron."

3. "Cthulu is really going to town on the kiddie pool."

4. Lounging at the shallow end of the gene pool.

5. "The water rejects her! W-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-t-c-h!"

Best of Rodney Dill
From the upcoming Week-end At Teddies -- "Hey Earl, Ya gotta up the water pressure if you're gonna get Senator Kennedy down the slide again."

Best of Rodney Dill
"Well I guess a wide Latina didn't make a better choice this time."

Best of Unscrupulous
"Hey lady, a couple kids say there's a rotting whale corpse near the lube-n-tube. You haven't seen it have ya?"

Best of Mr. Hankey
Todd & Monique don't move too quickly when they see a lifeguard carrying their two boys andscreaming "Who the hell owns these kids?"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Daddy, what's a fashion faux pas?

Best of Rufus

I done founds me one of dem white women

Best of metalgarth
The photoshopped squirrel pictures were kind of cute. But these new walrus pics aren't all that good

Best of Army of Dad
So nice to see Mrs. Sprat get out now and then.

Best of Jay Guevara
"Hey! How come the water level suddenly rises, and then drops?"

Best of Mr. Hankey
Sylvia tries to look non-chalant as she pees in the pool.

Best of dadoctah
Just what I look for in a beach date: a chick who affects the tides.

32 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

From the upcoming Week-end At Teddies -- "Hey Earl, Ya gotta up the water pressure if you're gonna get Senator Kennedy down the slide again."

Rodney Dill said...

goo goo gajoob

Rodney Dill said...

"Well I guess a wide Latina didn't make a better choice this time."

Unscrupulous said...

"Hey lady, a couple kids say there's a rotting whale corpse near the lube-n-tube. You haven't seen it have ya?"

Mr. Hankey said...

Todd & Monique don't move too quickly when they see a lifeguard carrying their two boys andscreaming "Who the hell owns these kids?"

Rodney Dill said...

220, 221, whatever it takes

molson said...

Hey Green Peace! Should I push her back in the water now?

sonicfrog said...

Man, the sewage coming from Mexico is getting pretty weird.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Delbert, does this fat make my bikini look small?

-OR-

Daddy, what's a fashion faux pas?

-OR-

Thawtbubble: "She blew $1500 on Jenny Craig, gained another 19 pounds and she's worried about sunburn?"

-OR-

A parrot cries - "Stick a fork in her, she's done."

blue said...

even PETA declined to help this beached whale

Rufus said...

I founds me one of dem white women

Unscrupulous said...

Honey, at least now we know the answer to the question "How many fat chicks does it take to 'plug up' the Twist-n-Slide", so don't feel too bad. Ooooh, look! here comes Billy.

metalgarth said...

The photoshopped squirrel pictures were kind of cute. But these new walrus pics aren't all that good

Unscrupulous said...

Starbright finally created a contraption that made her carbon footprint, lower than her IQ.

No, wait.

Submariner said...

Ugly, pregnant and stupid is no way to go through life, dear... what do you mean "not pregnant?"



v word - atfustr - atfustr don't succeed, find a bigger waterslide tube...

Rodney Dill said...

Oh the huge manatee

divine miss m said...

Shamu jumped the tank again.

dadoctah said...

Jennifer Love Hewitt has really let herself go.

wv: mazin. We call it corn.

mega said...

I'm all for lettin' it all hang out, but the Surgeon General should dress more conservatively as a role model.

Barco Sin Vela II said...

"Where is the Burqa merchant!"

Army of Dad said...

So nice to see Mrs. Sprat get out now and then.

Rodney Dill said...

Why do those kids yell "Burqini", everytime they slide by?

Jay Guevara said...

"Hey! How come the water level suddenly rises, and then drops?"

Mr. Hankey said...

Sylvia tries to look non-chalant as she pees in the pool.

dadoctah said...

Just what I look for in a beach date: a chick who affects the tides.

dadoctah said...

An unfortunate result of Aquaman's lame "talking to fish" superpowers: he never pulls the hot babes.

divine miss m said...

She took a day off from the bakery to check out the new water park, and judging by the size of her, it’ll be the first Saturday they turn a profit.

Verif. word: oveneth

Submariner said...

All I can say is "Thank Gaia!" that Miss M didn't let her borrow the mud suit...

Submariner said...

V? Where'd you get the pictures of dub and his prom date the next day?

KT said...

Moments before...Bertha asked Jim, "Does this bikini make me look fat?

mklasing said...

Obama: "And for this reason I have authorized $1 billion of the stimulus package to buy every family a new full-lengthed mirror."

jeff said...

Joe & Beth were disappointed that they couldn't fit inside the water slide tube....