Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Young MXers in Love


1. "Happy Bastille Day, mon ami!"

2. Thinkin' with your dipstick; UR DOIN IT WRONG!

3. Axe reaches for a new demographic.

4."Dude, I gotta be honest, I am, like, six different kinds of uncomfortable right now."

5. "Aw, jeez, can't a guy take a leak without getting hugged by a stoner? I hate Democrat Youth camp."

Best of metalgarth
Scene from the only racing movie gheyer than Speed Racer

Best of GregMan
The Obamessiah's Youth Corps was about what everyone expected.

Best of Tim
Soon to be parted by an gruesome hot tub jet spout incident, Bill and Jimmy pursued their star crossed love with near indecent abandon

Best of Matt the K
The Folsom Street Footlight Players Presents "Little Red BMX Riding Hood"

Best of Silhouette
Now we know how "Goose" got his call sign.

Best of Steve O
Mike liked it rough, Billy liked to cuddle, but somehow they made it work.

Best of Mr. Hankey
The botton always gets the helmet. Keeps them conscious when banging against the headboard. Tonight is Kyle's turn.

Best of Army of Mom
Catch NBC's must see line up including:
Will & Spidey
Queer reach-around for the straight guy
and
BJ & the Twink

Best of Submariner
"I will hug him, and squeeze him , and call him George..."

36 comments:

Army of Dad said...

No no no. You need to use a jimmy hat, not put a helmet on Jimmy!

Army of Dad said...

Brokeback BMX.

Army of Dad said...

Barney Frank loves Halloween.

metalgarth said...

Scene from the only racing movie gheyer than Speed Racer

paul said...

Wanna go for a ride?

paul said...

I sure hope that's your handlebar.

Achilles said...

Ennui, when will you lose your grasp on my nipples?

GregMan said...

Blindingly Obvious CapThis Caption #430 - REACHAROUND: UR DOIN IT WAY WRONG

Tim said...

in the curious case of Benjamin Button, the old Benji was just slightly younger and dorkier than his teenage son

GregMan said...

It's good to see Band Camp is so concerned about safety the kids wear helmets.

GregMan said...

The Obamessiah's Youth Corps was about what everyone expected.

Tim said...

Soon to be parted by an gruesome hot tub jet spout incident, Bill and Jimmy pursued their star crossed love with near indecent abandon

Tim said...

SEX OBJECTIFICATION!! Your doing it right!

Tim said...

after the Furries, came the Armored.

dadoctah said...

Well, at least they're using protection.

Matt the K said...

The Folsom Street Footlight Players Presents "Little Red BMX Riding Hood"

Silhouette said...

Now we know how "Goose" got his call sign.

Viking04 said...

Rahm and Barney, as they saw the fantasy.

Anonymous said...

Mike liked it rough, Billy liked to cuddle, but somehow they made it work.

Mr. Hankey said...

The botton always gets the helmet. Keeps them conscious when banging against the headboard. Tonight is Kyle's turn.

Army of Mom said...

We are men of action, lies do not become us.

Army of Mom said...

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?

Army of Mom said...

YMCA: UR DOIN DA DANCE RONG

YMCA: WAT GOEZ ON BHIND CLOZD DOORS - UR DOIN THAT RITE

Army of Mom said...

You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.

Army of Mom said...

There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world.

Army of Mom said...

Ang Lee's Brokeback Hannibal.

Army of Mom said...

I like the Wizard of Oz. I like the Tin Man.

Army of Mom said...

You don't talk a lot.

I like you.

Army of Mom said...

I wish I could quit you, Spidey.

Army of Mom said...

Catch NBC's must see line up including:

Will & Spidey

Queer reach-around for the straight guy

and

BJ & the Twink

Army of Mom said...

Next on E True Hollywood Story: The Jonas Brothers and the real story behind their chastity rings

Army of Mom said...

Twinks on Film never caught on with radio listeners like Girls on Film. But, Duran Duran did say in Rolling Stone that they loved licking the filling out of twinks, er, I mean, twinkies.

Submariner said...

Oh, we're the boys in the chorus, we hope you like our show...

Submariner said...

"I will hug him, and squeeze him , and call him George..."

Submariner said...

Looks like dub finally found one with the right body fat, but why's she wearing a helmet?

Rodney Dill said...

Week-end at Michael's