Knowlrfhr is Power
1. "Use the bathroom, you imbecile!" Even Axelrod was frustrated by The Obama's complete helplessness sans Teleprompter.
2. "No, you moron, you don't have any armies in Ukraine. That's a Risk gameboard."
3. The Obama was puzzled. In all of his many trips overseas, he had never noticed that countries had their names spelled out in giant letters.
4. "Watch, I'm gonna hock a loogie on Germany.Watch! Guys! You're not watching."
5. "Yeah, he's baked again and thinks he's watching the National Geographic channel. Let's nationalize another industry before he comes down."
Best of paul
Great. First he bows to the Saudi King. Now he's squatting for the Flat Earth group.
Best of eat me
look... Africa is smaller than Michele's butt
Best of GregMan
"OMG! North Korea is only 20 inches away from Hawaii! Maybe we do need missle defense!"
Best of blue
lets see, where was I born???
Best of Army of Dad
*chuckle* djibouti *chuckle
Best of Jay Guevara
"Hey, I didn't get a 'harumph' out of that country."
Best of metalgarth
Lenny tricked Carl into wasting half his lunch break trying to find Waldo
Best of Unscrupulous
"He's evil, he wants to take over the world, and he fits easily into most overhead storage bins."
Best of molson
Does this thing get porn?
Best of Zuul
I know Michael Jackson is from Neverland. That's one of those small European countries, right?
Best of prince of leaves
"What about these triangular countries in the corners - have we borrowed money from them yet?"
Best of curly
"Mr. Map, on behalf of the people and government of the United Mistakes, I would like to apologize..."