Monday, July 06, 2009

A Yahoo on a MapQuest

Knowlrfhr is Power

1. "Use the bathroom, you imbecile!" Even Axelrod was frustrated by The Obama's complete helplessness sans Teleprompter.

2. "No, you moron, you don't have any armies in Ukraine. That's a Risk gameboard."

3. The Obama was puzzled. In all of his many trips overseas, he had never noticed that countries had their names spelled out in giant letters.

4. "Watch, I'm gonna hock a loogie on Germany.Watch! Guys! You're not watching."

5. "Yeah, he's baked again and thinks he's watching the National Geographic channel. Let's nationalize another industry before he comes down."

Best of paul
Great. First he bows to the Saudi King. Now he's squatting for the Flat Earth group.

Best of eat me
look... Africa is smaller than Michele's butt

Best of GregMan
"OMG! North Korea is only 20 inches away from Hawaii! Maybe we do need missle defense!"

Best of blue
lets see, where was I born???

Best of Army of Dad
*chuckle* djibouti *chuckle

Best of Jay Guevara
"Hey, I didn't get a 'harumph' out of that country."

Best of metalgarth
Lenny tricked Carl into wasting half his lunch break trying to find Waldo

Best of Unscrupulous
"He's evil, he wants to take over the world, and he fits easily into most overhead storage bins."

Best of molson
Does this thing get porn?

Best of Zuul
I know Michael Jackson is from Neverland. That's one of those small European countries, right?

Best of prince of leaves
"What about these triangular countries in the corners - have we borrowed money from them yet?"

Best of curly
"Mr. Map, on behalf of the people and government of the United Mistakes, I would like to apologize..."

44 comments:

paul said...

Great. First he bows to the Saudi King. Now he's squatting for the Flat Earth group.

paul said...

Hey, Rahm. Where did you say my summer vacation is this year?

paul said...

BO thought bubble... "hmm. Why does Africa remind me of someone's booty?"

Viking04 said...

Where is Atlantis?

eat me said...

look... Africa is smaller than Michele's butt

GregMan said...

"I only see 50. Where are the other 7 states?"

GregMan said...

"So, Mecca is... that way."

GregMan said...

As the White House staff giggles, The Obamessiah wonders why the picture on his "wide screen TV" isn't moving.

GregMan said...

"OMG! North Korea is only 20 inches away from Hawaii! Maybe we do need missle defense!"

blue said...

lets see, where was I born???

Army of Dad said...

Hmm, Kenya and Hawaii are like so not even close to each other...

Army of Dad said...

Wait, this map is a gift from Great Britain! Send it back right now.

Army of Dad said...

*chuckle* djibouti *chuckle

Army of Dad said...

In a symbolic gesture, the One craps on the presidential seal while looking at Kenya.

Rich Bateman said...

In his usual standard of gift exchange, Obama farts some Fresh air as a thank you for the lovely map from the Australian PM.

Anonymous said...

Bateman you blasphemer!!!!
everyone knows his farts are bottled and given to his followers

eat me said...

geographically challenged Obama, bows to Mecca on the map while he leaves something on the US seal

paul said...

Hey, Michelle. Where do you want to go on our next date night?

kg said...

"It's mine. It's ALL mine."

dadoctah said...

"Iberia? Persia? CATHAY?!! No wonder my predecessor kept invading the wrong countries!"

Jay Guevara said...

"Hey, I didn't get a 'harumph' out of that country."

Jay Guevara said...

"You know, I never did get modern art."

Jay Guevara said...

"Let's see...uh...gave money to them...gave money to them...gave money to them...yup, I think I got 'em all now."

Jay Guevara said...

"Iran? Yeah, me too, and I won!"

Jay Guevara said...

"Central African Republic? Shouldn't that be South Central African Republic?"

metalgarth said...

Lenny tricked Carl into wasting half his lunch break trying to find Waldo

Unscrupulous said...

"He's evil, he wants to take over the world, and he fits easily into most overhead storage bins."

molson said...

Does this thing get porn?

dadoctah said...

What country will you be in when your laxative kicks in?

Julie the Jarhead said...

I can see Russia from the Oval Office -- kewl.

Zuul said...

I know Michael Jackson is from Neverland. That's one of those small European countries, right?

mega said...

"Well done, my man, wellllll done." Axelrod's "Possible Birthplaces" graphic was an inside joke that Dear Leader thought was truly funny.

mega said...

Challenged to point to the general area where Hillary was at the moment, Obama had to admit that he had no idea.

prince of leaves said...

Thought Bubble: "Where oh where is that 'You Are Here' marker...?"

prince of leaves said...

Are those rays of gold part of the rug design, or the aureole emanating from his butt?

prince of leaves said...

"What about these triangular countries in the corners - have we borrowed money from them yet?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thawtballoon - The earth really does look tiny from way out here in LaLa Land.

-OR-

So where's the warning - "Here be dragons?" Always liked that. I want it on the official CIA version.

WordVerify- wircula - a vampire who's bite caused Maynard G. Krebs to get a job. WIRC!

mklasing said...

"I knew I was right, you can't see Russia from Alaska, they are on opposite sides of the map."

steve o said...

Hmmm. Russia. It's not so big.

steve o said...

Huh. That's funny.

I always thought Russia was split up on either side of the map.

curly said...

Caution: Nations on the map may be larger than they appear.

curly said...

The 12th Imam ponders his next Islamic conquest.

curly said...

"Map, Map
Againt the Desk:
Which commie leader
Will make the country a wreck?"

curly said...

"Mr. Map, on behalf of the people and government of the United Mistakes, I would like to apologize..."