1. "Use the bathroom, you imbecile!" Even Axelrod was frustrated by The Obama's complete helplessness sans Teleprompter.
2. "No, you moron, you don't have any armies in Ukraine. That's a Risk gameboard."
3. The Obama was puzzled. In all of his many trips overseas, he had never noticed that countries had their names spelled out in giant letters.
4. "Watch, I'm gonna hock a loogie on Germany.Watch! Guys! You're not watching."
5. "Yeah, he's baked again and thinks he's watching the National Geographic channel. Let's nationalize another industry before he comes down."
Best of paul
Great. First he bows to the Saudi King. Now he's squatting for the Flat Earth group.
Best of eat me
look... Africa is smaller than Michele's butt
Best of GregMan
"OMG! North Korea is only 20 inches away from Hawaii! Maybe we do need missle defense!"
Best of blue
lets see, where was I born???
Best of Army of Dad
*chuckle* djibouti *chuckle
Best of Jay Guevara
"Hey, I didn't get a 'harumph' out of that country."
Best of metalgarth
Lenny tricked Carl into wasting half his lunch break trying to find Waldo
Best of Unscrupulous
"He's evil, he wants to take over the world, and he fits easily into most overhead storage bins."
Best of molson
Does this thing get porn?
Best of Zuul
I know Michael Jackson is from Neverland. That's one of those small European countries, right?
Best of prince of leaves
"What about these triangular countries in the corners - have we borrowed money from them yet?"
Best of curly
"Mr. Map, on behalf of the people and government of the United Mistakes, I would like to apologize..."
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Great. First he bows to the Saudi King. Now he's squatting for the Flat Earth group.
Hey, Rahm. Where did you say my summer vacation is this year?
BO thought bubble... "hmm. Why does Africa remind me of someone's booty?"
Where is Atlantis?
look... Africa is smaller than Michele's butt
"I only see 50. Where are the other 7 states?"
"So, Mecca is... that way."
As the White House staff giggles, The Obamessiah wonders why the picture on his "wide screen TV" isn't moving.
"OMG! North Korea is only 20 inches away from Hawaii! Maybe we do need missle defense!"
lets see, where was I born???
Hmm, Kenya and Hawaii are like so not even close to each other...
Wait, this map is a gift from Great Britain! Send it back right now.
*chuckle* djibouti *chuckle
In a symbolic gesture, the One craps on the presidential seal while looking at Kenya.
In his usual standard of gift exchange, Obama farts some Fresh air as a thank you for the lovely map from the Australian PM.
Bateman you blasphemer!!!!
everyone knows his farts are bottled and given to his followers
geographically challenged Obama, bows to Mecca on the map while he leaves something on the US seal
Hey, Michelle. Where do you want to go on our next date night?
"It's mine. It's ALL mine."
"Iberia? Persia? CATHAY?!! No wonder my predecessor kept invading the wrong countries!"
"Hey, I didn't get a 'harumph' out of that country."
"You know, I never did get modern art."
"Let's see...uh...gave money to them...gave money to them...gave money to them...yup, I think I got 'em all now."
"Iran? Yeah, me too, and I won!"
"Central African Republic? Shouldn't that be South Central African Republic?"
Lenny tricked Carl into wasting half his lunch break trying to find Waldo
"He's evil, he wants to take over the world, and he fits easily into most overhead storage bins."
Does this thing get porn?
What country will you be in when your laxative kicks in?
I can see Russia from the Oval Office -- kewl.
I know Michael Jackson is from Neverland. That's one of those small European countries, right?
"Well done, my man, wellllll done." Axelrod's "Possible Birthplaces" graphic was an inside joke that Dear Leader thought was truly funny.
Challenged to point to the general area where Hillary was at the moment, Obama had to admit that he had no idea.
Thought Bubble: "Where oh where is that 'You Are Here' marker...?"
Are those rays of gold part of the rug design, or the aureole emanating from his butt?
"What about these triangular countries in the corners - have we borrowed money from them yet?"
Thawtballoon - The earth really does look tiny from way out here in LaLa Land.
-OR-
So where's the warning - "Here be dragons?" Always liked that. I want it on the official CIA version.
WordVerify- wircula - a vampire who's bite caused Maynard G. Krebs to get a job. WIRC!
"I knew I was right, you can't see Russia from Alaska, they are on opposite sides of the map."
Hmmm. Russia. It's not so big.
Huh. That's funny.
I always thought Russia was split up on either side of the map.
Caution: Nations on the map may be larger than they appear.
The 12th Imam ponders his next Islamic conquest.
"Map, Map
Againt the Desk:
Which commie leader
Will make the country a wreck?"
"Mr. Map, on behalf of the people and government of the United Mistakes, I would like to apologize..."
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