Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Soccer Is Gay, Part CXXIX

Army of Dad

1. "Always in a hurry. You never want to cuddle."

2. Some men will go to great lengths to avoid sleeping on the wet spot.

3. "On the one hand, yes, that's way more impressive than the ping-pong ball trick. On the other hand, Ronaldo, you're a slut."

4. Once again, Ronaldo lives up to his reputation as "Biggest Bitch on the Pitch."

5. "I'm sorry. I was behaving stupidly. Let's have beer and make up."

Best of Niall
These two never really had many friends or conformed to what people considered 'normality'. Eventually the found a place where they could be themselves, though.

Best of dadoctah
"I'm glad we got here early so we could get a good spot for the Clay Aiken concert."

Best of Commadore183
I don't know what's more disturbing, Andrew Sullivan prancing around in short shorts waving a rainbow card, or Barney Frank jumping up and down in a cheerleader dress?

Best of dub
I told you Oombooku, I knew you could poop a soccer ball. I'm proud of you.

Best of Submariner
Pardon me, but could you Grey Poupon me?

Best of mega
"Yeah, that's it, racist, rub my leg. Just like yo mama does." Old movies of Skip Gates in his soccer playing days brought to light a thoughtful young man struggling to find his place in a divided, torn country.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Thank God you knew the Heimlich maneuver Ted."

19 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

So... do you like gladiator movies?

Niall said...

These two never really had many friends or conformed to what people considered 'normality'. Eventually the found a place where they could be themselves, though.

dadoctah said...

"I'm glad we got here early so we could get a good spot for the Clay Aiken concert."

Viking04 said...

ROOOLL ME OOOOOVER IN THE CLOOOOOVER.
Roll me over, bugger me good!
Do it again!

wv: galingl (almost 'gal in gal') How appropriate.

Commadore183 said...

I don't know what's more disturbing, the image of Andrew Sullivan prancing around in short shorts waving a rainbow card, or Barney Frank jumping up and down in a cheerleader dress?

(Try sleeping tonight with those images in your head!)

dub said...

I told you Oombooku, I knew you could poop a soccer ball. I'm proud of you.

Submariner said...

Pardon me, but could you Grey Poupon me?

Submariner said...

Pardon me, but may I use your Vodaphone?

Submariner said...

Out on the pitch, Geofrey finds a catcher.

Submariner said...

Push in your stool, sir?

Submariner said...

"Y'know; that sick intercourse V the K will probably post our picture for his gang of monors to make fun of..."

Submariner said...

Sooooo, cum here often? Want to?

Submariner said...

Insert random "ball game" caption here.



v word - fistio - I shat you not!

Submariner said...

Is it twue what they say about your kind?

mega said...

"Yeah, that's it, racist, rub my leg. Just like yo mama does." Old movies of Skip Gates in his soccer playing days brought to light a thoughtful young man struggling to find his place in a divided, torn country.

Rodney Dill said...

(obligatory Andres Cantor caption)

GOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!

Rodney Dill said...

"Thank God you knew the Heimlich maneuver Ted."

Mr. Hankey said...

Lifetime Gay Movies Channel Presents: "An Occurrance at Cambridge University"

metalgarth said...

The Folsom Street Soccer League has top notch talent, but most of their target audience would rather just HGTV instead.