Monday, July 06, 2009

Say Hello to My Little Friend

Sondra K


1. Among Klingons, women with gigantic clenises are highly prized.

2. M'Chel's passion for socialized health care is motivated by revenge against the surgeon that botched 'her' sex change.

3. The one flaw to his otherwise perfect disguise foiled Andrew Sullivan's attempt to get into Obama's bed.

4. It takes a lot of balls to wear a skintight aquamarine dress.

5. M'Chel was an instant hit at the Female High School PhysEd Teachers' convention.

Best of Viking04
Her LPGA card is in the mail, overnight platinum express.

Best of Army of Dad
M'Chel "Hillary I see your shwartz is as big as mine, lets see how you handle it."

Best of Rich Bateman
Trust the members of the vast right wing conspiracy to blow things all out of proportion!

Best of dadoctah
There hasn't been a First Shemale in this country since...I'm thinkin' Eleanor Roosevelt.

Best of Julie the Jarhead
I had a drill instructor at Parris Island who looked like M'Chel -- except for the penis.
Maybe.

Best of HLam
Looks like she leans to the left in more ways than one.

Best of Army of Dad
Madame first lady, you are supposed to stuff your bra!

Best of GregMan
It's 2009, and scientists photograph a male sasquatch for the first time.

Best of racerboy
Blindingly Obvious Caption #429 - "'Scuze me while ah whip this out!"

Best of curly
"Stimulus package? I don't need no stinking stimuls package! My package be stimulated!"

35 comments:

eat me said...

that women be ugly......

Viking04 said...

Her LPGA card is in the mail, overnight platinum express.

Viking04 said...

A good Thursday pic for Bizarro VtheK

Army of Dad said...

So thats where she keeps BO's balls.

Army of Dad said...

M'Chel "Hillary I see your shwartz is as big as mine, lets see how you handle it."

Army of Dad said...

That is not the Emerald Isle they were referring to madam first lady.

Army of Dad said...

Wait, so the president wasn't even born here and the first lady wasn't born a lady. At least they are consistent in their chicanery.

Rich Bateman said...

Trust the members of the vast right wing conspiracy to blow things all out of proportion!

eat me said...

so thats where it went when MJ had it wacked off.....

divine miss m said...

♫ You pull the trigger of my...love gun. ♫

dadoctah said...

There hasn't been a First Shemale in this country since...I'm thinkin' Eleanor Roosevelt.

John.....just John said...

Seriously, folks. What the hell is that?

wv: iness - rhymes with...

Julie the Jarhead said...

I had a drill instructor at Parris Island who looked like M'Chel -- except for the penis.

Maybe.

HLam said...

Looks like she leans to the left in more ways than one.

Army of Dad said...

Madame first lady, you are supposed to stuff your bra!

Jay Guevara said...

And you guys said the stimulus bill wasn't working. Hah!

Jay Guevara said...

It's bad when your wife is better hung than you are.

Ask Bill Clinton.

duke of red said...

"Dude looks like a laaaayyyy-dayyyy"

duke of red said...

Liberal Talking Points Memo:
"Michelle is fashion icon.
Michelle is a fashion icon.
Michelle has a fashionable hardon."

Wait....what?

metalgarth said...

I guess planet Klingon has 'second rate pornographers' as well

Unscrupulous said...

Michelle Obama arrived last in a green v-neck Isabel Toledo evening dress with matching sequined flower medallion.

Obama accessorized the look with a giant set of hairy balls.

Unscrupulous said...

Earlier in the day, Obama exuded youthful cheer in a J.Crew sparkling beaded cardigan and skirt in icy-mint dotted jacquard jock strap that subliminally reinforced the administration's message of "Screw You America!"

molson said...

No wonder why Barry smokes so much.

steve o said...

Present!

Kaptain Krude said...

In 2004, liberals wondered about the huge bulge in President Bush's jacket during his debate with Kerry.
Now, it's 2009, and conservatives are wondering....

prince of leaves said...

I don't know which thought is worse: that she's sporting a maxi-pad the size of a twin mattress, or that she might actually have a penis bigger than mine.

GregMan said...

Blindingly Obvious CapThis Caption #427:

At least someone in this White House has some balls.

GregMan said...

It's 2009, and scientists photograph a male sasquatch for the first time.

GregMan said...

That picture even momentarily distracted Andrew Sullivan from his latest "Trig Palin Is Elvis' Baby" hate screed.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Someone clue him/her in... a frozen fish filet does not a codpiece make.

-OR-

Cameltoe, ur doing it wrong!

GregMan said...

Blindingly Obvious CapThis Caption #428:

"Where de white women at?"

mklasing said...

Ladies and Gentleman, the "queen" of fashion, Ms. Obama!

racerboy said...

Blindingly Obvious Caption #429 - "'Scuze me while ah whip this out!"

Wordverif: codlyco - no thanks, I'll have the halibut.

curly said...

"Youhoo! Obama! Time to practice 'speaking into the telepromper'".

curly said...

"Stimulus package? I don't need no stinking stimuls package! My package be stimulated!"