1. "Orrin, do you ever feel... not so fresh?"
2. "Ted, do you have a minute to talk about Ron Paul?"
3. "Before the Stimulus Grant, this was just a sleazy bath house. Now, it's an upscale, Victorian-themed bath house."
4. "I agree, Ted. Barbara Boxer is one stupid bitch."
5. "Ted. Get. Your. Wide. Stance. About. 80. Feet. Away. From. Me."
Best of GregMan
"Orrin, I've found that if you just drive the b!tch off a bridge and let her drown, it cuts down on the paternity claims considerably."
Best of Mr. Hankey
"Bene, Don Kennedy. I need a man who has powerful friends. I need a million dollars in cash. I need, Don Kennedy, all of those politicians that you carry around in your pocket, like so many nickels and dimes."
Best of Mr. Hankey
Sorry Orrin. The lads don't want you in the group anymore. They want Ringo.
Best of Unscrupulous
"You know it's a big freekin' room you ass-clown. Do you have to sit right next to me?"
Best of Mr. Hankey
It's sad about your cancer Ted, but I just don't want to remember you this way...I want to remember you as a rotting maggot-infested corpse.
Best of mklasing
"Orrin, now that I'm at the end I have a confession to make--I cheated at the 'contest', I'm not Master of my Domain."
Best of Jay Guevara
"Yeah, same here. Not even a handful of Viagra helps."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
For being brain dead, Teddy, that's a remarkable analogy! Congress, bankers and corporate execs are driving drunk on a rickety bridge, and americans are the naive young woman. Maybe we can get away with this debacle!
Best of Rodney Dill
"Let's go razz that pig and frog some more."
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"Yes... I do like gladiator movies."
"Man Teddy, the part in your hair just isn't right anymore."
Ted: NO! I must have stem cells!
"I always liked Oldsmobiles. 'Course, they don't float so well."
"Orrin, I've found that if you just drive the b!tch off a bridge and let her drown, it cuts down on the paternity claims considerably."
"Ted, why can't I quit you?"
"Next on Nature, we get a never-before seen vermin's-eye-view within the rats' nest!"
"Bene, Don Kennedy. I need a man who has powerful friends. I need a million dollars in cash. I need, Don Kennedy, all of those politicians that you carry around in your pocket, like so many nickels and dimes."
But when I dump them in the Great Salt Lake, they don't sink to the bottom!
Sorry Orrin. The lads don't want you in the group anymore. They want Ringo.
You blinked first!!
So are you thinking we ask for a two-fer?
"You know it's a big freekin' room you ass-clown. Do you have to sit right next to me?"
Ted and Orrin wait for their aides to perform the daily wind up routine.
It's sad about your cancer Ted, but I just don't want to remember you this way...I want to remember you as a rotting maggot-infested corpse.
"Oh, a little of this, a little of that. What kind of work do *you* do?"
wv: ranutra. Ask your doctor if it's right for you.
"Orrin, now that I'm at the end I have a confession to make--I cheated at the 'contest', I'm not Master of my Domain."
"Remember that 'Contest' episode on Seinfeld? I only made it six hours. You?"
"Three."
"Yeah, same here. Not even a handful of Viagra helps."
For being brain dead, Teddy, that's a remarkable analogy! Congress, bankers and corporate execs are driving drunk on a rickety bridge, and americans are the naive young woman. Maybe we can get away with this debacle!
Universal DayCare for Congress
Very good, Teddy! Now you know your A,B,C's! Oh, look, here comes Aunt Nancy, the honorable babysitter from California, for your 3 o'clock feeding.
Yes, godfather, you have been exceedingly generous. To convince enough of my fellow naysayers to vote for that liberal healthcare boonsdoggle, exactly where would I lay my hands on 7 horse heads?
"Let's go razz that pig and frog some more."
In order to diversivy the political press corps "little people" were hired.
So Jim, can we cut to the snake cam we left in the white house?
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