Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Paging Dr. Freud! Paging Dr. Freud!



1. Abe Frohman's dream woman.

2. Palestinian propaganda depicting "Miss Israel" covered with the the stuffed intestines of Palestinian children.

3. Tragically, her life ended when she was mauled by a pack of dogs on the way home from the photo shoot.

4. Much to Sully's disappointment, the correct answer to "What's black and white and draped in sausages" was not "Barack Obama at a Provincetown Bath House."

5. The really horrible part was listening to grandma explain exactly how much knob-slobbering she had to do to get modeling work in The Depression.

On an unrelated note, when did Madonna get infected with the Rage Virus?

Best of dadoctah
This still doesn't really do the outfit justice; the associated dance is what really sells it.

Best of Barco Sin Vela II
With no room on her neck, there was only one sure way to make Fido like Miss Neocon 2009.

Best of GregMan
It was a little known historical fact that The Protocols of the Elders of Zion was actually a cookbook.

Best of GregMan
"In my day, we had to walk to school in a raging blizzard, barefooted, uphill both ways, past packs of feral dogs while draped with sausages." Grandma's stories of growing up during the Great Depression were generally implausible, but this time she had the photographs to back it up.

Best of metalgarth
"Carnivore Miranda"

Best of DoubleU
Sorry guys, she is taken, she's Nathans.

Best of steve o
"...and then she totally made this half-laughing face when I told her that MY hot dog was kosher too..."

Best of Adriane
Wanted SJF. Must be attractive and like kosher hot dogs. If interested, please send photograph of hot dogs.

Best of Rodney Dill
Zelda held the title of Hide-The-Sausage Queen for years, until unseated by Paris Hilton.

Best of jj
Anti-rape skirt sold in Dearborn, MI.
CAIR to file Federal lawsuit later today.

Best of dadoctah
And to think I used to get upset when a waitress would put her thumb in my hash browns.

Best of robert
Hold it! Hold it! There's a sausage missing and we're not leaving until we find it!

29 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

"Snausages!"

Jack Reacher said...

The new Denny's server uniform was a hit, but a civil rights suit filed by black diners who claim they were only offered Vienna sausage forced a return to the previous attire.

dadoctah said...

This still doesn't really do the outfit justice; the associated dance is what really sells it.

sonicfrog said...

Just one question.... Are they Kosher?

dub said...

How a Mormon porks a woman.

Viking04 said...

A selection from Ms. Abzug's personal porn collection.

Mr. Hankey said...

Before used panties were all the perverts' rage....

Barco Sin Vela II said...

With no room on her neck, there was only one sure way to make Fido like Miss Neocon 2009.

GregMan said...

It was a little known historical fact that The Protocols of the Elders of Zion was actually a cookbook.

GregMan said...

Clearly this chick likes Tube Steak.

GregMan said...

"In my day, we had to walk to school in a raging blizzard, barefooted, uphill both ways, past packs of feral dogs while draped with sausages." Grandma's stories of growing up during the Great Depression were generally implausible, but this time she had the photographs to back it up.

Tim said...

In Zion everything is kosher

dadoctah said...

Bratz figures: the first draft.

metalgarth said...

I could have sworn he said "let's MEAT UP later on tonight".

metalgarth said...

"Carnivore Miranda"

metalgarth said...

She found the only thing that would keep Chiam Witz from hitting on her: excessive pork products

racerboy said...

Betcha can't have just one!

DoubleU said...

Sorry guys, she is taken, she's Nathans.

steve o said...

"...and then she totally made this half-laughing face when I told her that MY hot dog was kosher too..."

Adriane said...

Wanted SJF. Must be attractive and like kosher hot dogs. If interested, please send photograph of hot dogs.

mega said...

It was simple, really, once the Ayatollas had made the decision to cancel the suicide bombs. The "99 sensual virgins" were quickly replaced by "Aggressive Jewess covered in processed pork products," and that was that.

Rodney Dill said...

A wiener every time

Rodney Dill said...

Sorry, 15 snitzengruben is my limit.

Rodney Dill said...

Zelda held the title of Hide-The-Sausage Queen for years, until unseated by Paris Hilton.

jj said...

Anti-rape skirt sold in Dearborn, MI.

CAIR to file Federal lawsuit later today.

dadoctah said...

And to think I used to get upset when a waitress would put her thumb in my hash browns.

robert said...

Hold it! Hold it! There's a sausage missing and we're not leaving until we find it!

mega said...

You could never get away with a photo like that these days. No warning labels on the hot dogs.

Meat the K said...

Metalgarth, I believe she prefers upping meat to meating up.