Monday, July 20, 2009

The Orb of Hopeychange

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1. After telepromptering the opening of the Junior World Soccer Championships, one of the little buggers kicks the ball right into Chairman Zero's smirking head. "That'll teach you to saddle me with $259,000 in debt, you Kenyan pinko bastard!"

2. Wilson... No-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

3. Sargon bets 1.8 Trillion Quatloos on the newcomer and... like the rest of America ... loses.

4. Chairman Zero hasn't tried to walk through any of the White House windows since being outfitted with the "Orb of Knowledge."

5. Like many other weak-armed sissies who can't get a ball over home plate, Chairman Zero switches to soccer.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Little known presidential factoid: Obamalama enjoys walking around the rose garden with his eyes shut, mumbling - "Luke! Luke! Use the Force, Luke!"

Best of Army of Dad
Nothing to see here people, just two air filled orbs.

Best of dub
His soccer ball carriest the same label as his economic plans..."Screw".

Best of Rodney Dill
Unfortunately, Obama then taunted the happy fun ball.

Best of Unscrupulous
After repeatedly ignoring his mothers request NOT to play ball in the house... BO's camping trip was cancelled.

Best of Mr. Hankey
A love of soccer is further proof that Obama is not American.

Best or just unbelievably gross of HLam
Hillary drops a ball from the second story directly onto The Big "O". She used a soccer ball because a ballon was not strong enough to hold her, um, "juices".

Best of Mr. Hankey
It's already too late as Obama realizes that Dick Chaney had the CIA build him a giant Phantasm ball.

Best of sonicfrog
OK, you have a tree, a soccer ball, and President Obama. Which of the three has a better understanding of economic principles???

19 comments:

The Man said...

Joe Biden issued a statement commending Obama's golf skills.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

TOP SECRET:
Secret Service predictions that obamalama's special aluminum foil hat could not be secured due to a continuous outgassing of hot air promises proved correct.

-OR-

Little known presidential factoid: Obamalama enjoys walking around the rose garden with his eyes shut, mumbling - "Luke! Luke! Use the Force, Luke!"

Army of Dad said...

Nothing to see here people, just two air filled orbs.

Army of Dad said...

At least he won't have to worry about brain damage.

Army of Dad said...

Of course this isn't the first time he's had balls hit his head, didn't you see the picture of M'chel in the green dress?

Army of Dad said...

Dunce hat: UR DOING IT RONG!

dub said...

His soccer ball carriest the same label as his economic plans..."Screw".

Rodney Dill said...

Unfortunately, Obama then taunted the happy fun ball.

Unscrupulous said...

Although BO offered his support for the IGLFA 2009 Official Gay Soccer World Championship tournament, he was officially turned down as the organization thought it would make them look, "too gay".

Unscrupulous said...

After repeatedly ignoring his mothers request NOT to play ball in the house... BO's camping trip was cancelled.

Mr. Hankey said...

A love of soccer is further proof that Obama is not American.

HLam said...

Hillary drops a ball from the second story directly onto The Big "O". She used a soccer ball because a ballon was not strong enough to hold her, um, "juices".

Jay Guevara said...

"See, I am too an American. Watch me play football."

"Uh, sir, that's metric football."

Rodney Dill said...

ATACHE
(And Then Andres Cantor's Head Exploded)

Submariner said...

Duck!

Mr. Hankey said...

It's already too late as Obama realizes that Dick Chaney had the CIA build him a giant Phantasm ball.

sonicfrog said...

OK, you have a tree, a soccer ball, and President Obama. Which of the three has a better understanding of economic principles???

Damn, now THAT'S a tough question!

Jack Reacher said...

"What strange fruit this tree bears. Truly this is a magical place."

Rodney Dill said...

Damn, I wish Hillary wouldn't leave her Ben-Wa balls lying around.