1. "Yikes! It's the salt-monster from that old episode of Star Trek! Oh, no, wait, it's just a friendly sasquatch."
2. Lt. Worf was caught by surprised when M'alia plunged her Klingon throwing star directly into his heart.
3. "You go right ahead and do whatever you want with Mr. Clean. We'll make sure you're not punished with a baby like that white girl Bristol Palin."
4. "Nobody move. My 'honky sense' is tingling."
5. "R-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-b-s!" (ATDHE)
Best of Jack Reacher
"Oh...there's one right behind us, isn't there? Awkward!"
Best of Submariner
Stupid child, I would have needed to HAVE a heart for your throwing star to have dealt me damage...
Best of Mr. Hankey
Listen to me call the gorillas closer over to the fence.
Best of Red
Best of dadoctah
"Where da white men at? Oh, hi Jeff!"
Best of Army of Dad
Come on raide that train-woo woo!
Best of metalgarth
"GIRRRRRRRRRL You gotta se da prices at Ol' Navy Uh...huhhhhh!"