Monday, July 27, 2009

Oh No She Di'n't!

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1. "Yikes! It's the salt-monster from that old episode of Star Trek! Oh, no, wait, it's just a friendly sasquatch."

2. Lt. Worf was caught by surprised when M'alia plunged her Klingon throwing star directly into his heart.

3. "You go right ahead and do whatever you want with Mr. Clean. We'll make sure you're not punished with a baby like that white girl Bristol Palin."

4. "Nobody move. My 'honky sense' is tingling."

5. "R-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-b-s!" (ATDHE)

Best of Jack Reacher
"Oh...there's one right behind us, isn't there? Awkward!"

Best of Submariner
Stupid child, I would have needed to HAVE a heart for your throwing star to have dealt me damage...

Best of Mr. Hankey
Listen to me call the gorillas closer over to the fence.

Best of Red
OOk-ook!

Best of dadoctah
"Where da white men at? Oh, hi Jeff!"

Best of Army of Dad
Come on raide that train-woo woo!

Best of metalgarth
"GIRRRRRRRRRL You gotta se da prices at Ol' Navy Uh...huhhhhh!"

30 comments:

dub said...

In a sing-song voice:

One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just does not belong....

dub said...

Cracker...the new Token.

dub said...

And this be where we be growding dem collard greens....

Jack Reacher said...

"Oh...there's one right behind us, isn't there? Awkward!"

Submariner said...

Stupid child, I would have needed to HAVE a heart for your throwing star to have dealt me damage...

Submariner said...

mmm, mmm, MMMMMM! Yo daddy was shur checkin' out that @ss. Course, I was too, but I beat that shi-ite out a him that night...


ATDHE - A

Mr. Hankey said...

Listen to me call the gorillas closer over to the fence.

Red said...

OOk-ook!

Achilles said...

You watch your mouth, girl, or I'll dump you like I dumped those uninsured patients at the U Chicago Hospital.

dadoctah said...

"Where da white men at? Oh, hi Jeff!"

Oiao said...

"Girl, yo gat that Nazi Swastika 'jus right' there where you tag that Whalin Wall!"

:-) said...

VtK. Expect the traffic to increase a little bit.........You be mentioned (in a good way) on MMs site (comments) by above poster.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Yeah, yeah...she's the new Jackie all right.

Oiao said...

"Shhhhhhhhh! Grandma O don't know that when yo daddy's healt care passes, so will she!"

Army of Dad said...

I think we know where Joe the Plumber put the soda Michele ordered.

Army of Dad said...

Come on raide that train-woo woo!

metalgarth said...

"GIRRRRRRRRRL You gotta se da prices at Ol' Navy Uh...huhhhhh!"

Oiao said...

"And they still don't know wes'a Moooooslem yet, girl!"

Oiao said...

"So... when you dos the deep throat thing, you make yo lips like this. Thas OK, but don't u laugh when doin it. It pisses the man off real bad."

GregMan said...

"Ook ook!" M'chelle teaches her daughter the Sasquatch huntinh call.

GregMan said...

The bald Typical White Man was homored to be seen with the First Lady and her daughter. Little did he know he was just there in case M'chelle got hungry.

GregMan said...

M'chelle celebrates winning the Ugly-Off. Between her and the old lady in the maroon top it was no contest.

GregMan said...

"Dat beeyotch Michelle Malkin wrote what 'bout me? I gone make sure she has a 'accident'!"

Matt the K said...

In the latest installation of the "House" movie series, the scary Ricard Moll character is joined by an even scarier black she-ogre character.

Achilles said...

"Here's my impression of Chris Matthews."

Mr. Hankey said...

You gotta pull the teeth back behind your lips if you want your hubby to buy you a necklace like this one.

Mr. Hankey said...

Michelle prepares to spew her venom.

Mr. Hankey said...

Michelle keeps her white man around to interpret for her... you see Jerry speaks jive.

Submariner said...

I'm not sure, but I think the "Jack Links" commercials just jumped the shark...

Submariner said...

M'alia thought bubble; "Let the Wookie win. Let the Wookie win. Let the Wookie win..."