1. "Yikes! It's the salt-monster from that old episode of Star Trek! Oh, no, wait, it's just a friendly sasquatch."
2. Lt. Worf was caught by surprised when M'alia plunged her Klingon throwing star directly into his heart.
3. "You go right ahead and do whatever you want with Mr. Clean. We'll make sure you're not punished with a baby like that white girl Bristol Palin."
4. "Nobody move. My 'honky sense' is tingling."
5. "R-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-b-s!" (ATDHE)
Best of Jack Reacher
"Oh...there's one right behind us, isn't there? Awkward!"
Best of Submariner
Stupid child, I would have needed to HAVE a heart for your throwing star to have dealt me damage...
Best of Mr. Hankey
Listen to me call the gorillas closer over to the fence.
Best of Red
OOk-ook!
Best of dadoctah
"Where da white men at? Oh, hi Jeff!"
Best of Army of Dad
Come on raide that train-woo woo!
Best of metalgarth
"GIRRRRRRRRRL You gotta se da prices at Ol' Navy Uh...huhhhhh!"
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In a sing-song voice:
One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just does not belong....
Cracker...the new Token.
And this be where we be growding dem collard greens....
"Oh...there's one right behind us, isn't there? Awkward!"
Stupid child, I would have needed to HAVE a heart for your throwing star to have dealt me damage...
mmm, mmm, MMMMMM! Yo daddy was shur checkin' out that @ss. Course, I was too, but I beat that shi-ite out a him that night...
ATDHE - A
Listen to me call the gorillas closer over to the fence.
OOk-ook!
You watch your mouth, girl, or I'll dump you like I dumped those uninsured patients at the U Chicago Hospital.
"Where da white men at? Oh, hi Jeff!"
"Girl, yo gat that Nazi Swastika 'jus right' there where you tag that Whalin Wall!"
VtK. Expect the traffic to increase a little bit.........You be mentioned (in a good way) on MMs site (comments) by above poster.
Yeah, yeah...she's the new Jackie all right.
"Shhhhhhhhh! Grandma O don't know that when yo daddy's healt care passes, so will she!"
I think we know where Joe the Plumber put the soda Michele ordered.
Come on raide that train-woo woo!
"GIRRRRRRRRRL You gotta se da prices at Ol' Navy Uh...huhhhhh!"
"And they still don't know wes'a Moooooslem yet, girl!"
"So... when you dos the deep throat thing, you make yo lips like this. Thas OK, but don't u laugh when doin it. It pisses the man off real bad."
"Ook ook!" M'chelle teaches her daughter the Sasquatch huntinh call.
The bald Typical White Man was homored to be seen with the First Lady and her daughter. Little did he know he was just there in case M'chelle got hungry.
M'chelle celebrates winning the Ugly-Off. Between her and the old lady in the maroon top it was no contest.
"Dat beeyotch Michelle Malkin wrote what 'bout me? I gone make sure she has a 'accident'!"
In the latest installation of the "House" movie series, the scary Ricard Moll character is joined by an even scarier black she-ogre character.
"Here's my impression of Chris Matthews."
You gotta pull the teeth back behind your lips if you want your hubby to buy you a necklace like this one.
Michelle prepares to spew her venom.
Michelle keeps her white man around to interpret for her... you see Jerry speaks jive.
I'm not sure, but I think the "Jack Links" commercials just jumped the shark...
M'alia thought bubble; "Let the Wookie win. Let the Wookie win. Let the Wookie win..."
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