1. The day the Wonder Twins both took the form of 'Socialist Tools.'
2. President Assman is shortly to realize his lifelong fantasy of picking a white man's nose.
3. "Does this smell like Pope to you?"
4. "Keep watching my finger, and when you start to see trails, that means that the acid has kicked in..."
5. "Thanks for volunteering for our 'twin fingers of death' demonstration, Bill..."
Best of Double the U
I pick the right nostril you pick the left, after two minutes who ever has less boogers has to buy the beer.
Best of Barco Sin Vela II
guy in Middle, "Quiet, numbskulls; I'm broadcastin'
Best of dadoctah
Sad to see that budget cutbacks have even hit the traditional White House puppet show.
Best of Matt the K
Paper. Scissors. Dumbass.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Listen. There; did you hear it? Somewhere, a dollar is going un-taxed."
Best of Army of Dad
"I find your lack of faith disturbing. Dang it, how did Cheney do it!"
Best of dadoctah
"I'm getting an L. Is there someone close to you with an L in his name?"
18 comments:
I pick the right nostril you pick the left, after two minutes who ever has less boogers has to buy the beer.
Pull my finger.
No pull my finger.
No pull MY finger.
No pull MY finger.
....
BO "No, Michele's is more like this big."
We will tell the taxpayers will will only stick it in this much.
Paper Rock Scissors: UR DOING IT RONG!
The New Age Socialist greeting is a "Nipple Pinch" rather than a handshake.
guy in Middle, "Quiet, numbskulls; I'm broadcastin'
Obama Speak - now in stereo
Sad to see that budget cutbacks have even hit the traditional White House puppet show.
Paper. Scissors. Dumbass.
Democrats don't play "mine is bigger than yours" very well. But maybe they think that is big.
Meanwhile, on the PA system: "Doctor Howard, Doctor Fine, Doctor Howard..."
"Listen. There; did you hear it? Somewhere, a dollar is going un-taxed."
"I find your lack of faith disturbing. Dang it, how did Cheney do it!"
BO "Oh yeah, well I can snort a line of coke this long!"
wv: dingring
Obama practices with the 'teleprompter for the hearing impaired'.
"...er...um...this is how I stimulate Michelle's package."
"I'm getting an L. Is there someone close to you with an L in his name?"
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