Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck

Gateway Pundit

1. The day the Wonder Twins both took the form of 'Socialist Tools.'

2. President Assman is shortly to realize his lifelong fantasy of picking a white man's nose.

3. "Does this smell like Pope to you?"

4. "Keep watching my finger, and when you start to see trails, that means that the acid has kicked in..."

5. "Thanks for volunteering for our 'twin fingers of death' demonstration, Bill..."


Best of Double the U
I pick the right nostril you pick the left, after two minutes who ever has less boogers has to buy the beer.

Best of Barco Sin Vela II
guy in Middle, "Quiet, numbskulls; I'm broadcastin'

Best of dadoctah
Sad to see that budget cutbacks have even hit the traditional White House puppet show.

Best of Matt the K
Paper. Scissors. Dumbass.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Listen. There; did you hear it? Somewhere, a dollar is going un-taxed."

Best of Army of Dad
"I find your lack of faith disturbing. Dang it, how did Cheney do it!"

Best of dadoctah
"I'm getting an L. Is there someone close to you with an L in his name?"

18 comments:

Double the U said...

I pick the right nostril you pick the left, after two minutes who ever has less boogers has to buy the beer.

John.....just John said...

Pull my finger.
No pull my finger.
No pull MY finger.
No pull MY finger.
....

Army of Dad said...

BO "No, Michele's is more like this big."

Army of Dad said...

We will tell the taxpayers will will only stick it in this much.

Army of Dad said...

Paper Rock Scissors: UR DOING IT RONG!

HLam said...

The New Age Socialist greeting is a "Nipple Pinch" rather than a handshake.

Barco Sin Vela II said...

guy in Middle, "Quiet, numbskulls; I'm broadcastin'

blue said...

Obama Speak - now in stereo

dadoctah said...

Sad to see that budget cutbacks have even hit the traditional White House puppet show.

Matt the K said...

Paper. Scissors. Dumbass.

Obvious Sockpuppet said...

Democrats don't play "mine is bigger than yours" very well. But maybe they think that is big.

Jack Reacher said...

Meanwhile, on the PA system: "Doctor Howard, Doctor Fine, Doctor Howard..."

Jack Reacher said...

"Listen. There; did you hear it? Somewhere, a dollar is going un-taxed."

Army of Dad said...

"I find your lack of faith disturbing. Dang it, how did Cheney do it!"

Army of Dad said...

BO "Oh yeah, well I can snort a line of coke this long!"

wv: dingring

curly said...

Obama practices with the 'teleprompter for the hearing impaired'.

curly said...

"...er...um...this is how I stimulate Michelle's package."

dadoctah said...

"I'm getting an L. Is there someone close to you with an L in his name?"