Tuesday, July 07, 2009
1. "Morning, Joe. How's the wang?"
2. After seeing this, I no longer pray for humanity's salvation, but that God gets goin' on the Apocalypse toot sweet!
3. Yes, dub, I'm saving Naked 'Curves' for Thursday.
4. "I agree, Phil. Al Franken has as much business bein' in the Senate as we got makin' a gay porno. Speaking of which, would you care to sauna with me?"
5. With this pic, V the K officially drops to third-rate pornographer.
Best of Army of Dad
Goofus and Gallant in Clean & Jerk.
Best of Unscrupulous
Welcome to Buff's Total Fitness. Home of the brown striped towels.
Best of Silhouette
On the bright side, after a half hour of this, there is slightly less of them.
Best of racerboy
What this gym needs is... more strategically-placed blurs.
Best of Jay Guevara
Rules for Olympic lifts:
Snatch? Hell no.
Clean and jerk? Don't ask.
Best of divine miss m
ORA: "Hey, who's the new guy with the penis?"
Best of Robert
Note to customers: after exercising, please clean the equipment using the high pressure steam sprayer. - The management.
Best of metalgarth
Does the world really need carbon-neutral gay porn?
Best of prince of leaves
I got an ab workout just from looking at this picture...and then vomiting uncontrollably.
Best of dadoctah
"Okay, I'll sit through just *one* more Sacha Baron Cohen movie, and then I quit."