Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Naked Gym


1. "Morning, Joe. How's the wang?"

2. After seeing this, I no longer pray for humanity's salvation, but that God gets goin' on the Apocalypse toot sweet!

3. Yes, dub, I'm saving Naked 'Curves' for Thursday.

4. "I agree, Phil. Al Franken has as much business bein' in the Senate as we got makin' a gay porno. Speaking of which, would you care to sauna with me?"

5. With this pic, V the K officially drops to third-rate pornographer.

Best of Army of Dad
Goofus and Gallant in Clean & Jerk.

Best of Unscrupulous
Welcome to Buff's Total Fitness. Home of the brown striped towels.

Best of Silhouette
On the bright side, after a half hour of this, there is slightly less of them.

Best of racerboy
What this gym needs is... more strategically-placed blurs.

Best of Jay Guevara
Rules for Olympic lifts:

Squats? No.
Snatch? Hell no.
Clean and jerk? Don't ask.

Best of divine miss m
ORA: "Hey, who's the new guy with the penis?"

Best of Robert
Note to customers: after exercising, please clean the equipment using the high pressure steam sprayer. - The management.

Best of metalgarth
Does the world really need carbon-neutral gay porn?

Best of prince of leaves
I got an ab workout just from looking at this picture...and then vomiting uncontrollably.

Best of dadoctah
"Okay, I'll sit through just *one* more Sacha Baron Cohen movie, and then I quit."

37 comments:

Army of Dad said...

"Well at least there aren't any mirrors in here."

Army of Dad said...

In this gym, squats are discouraged.

Army of Dad said...

(man on left thought bubble)
I can't believe that guy had the nerve to wear shoes in here!

Army of Dad said...

This is nothing, wait until the trainer has us work with some "medicine balls".

Army of Dad said...

Goofus and Gallant in Clean & Jerk.

Army of Dad said...

Barney Frank hour at the House gym.

Army of Dad said...

This is not the three way Sully had in mind when he googled 'naked workout'.

Unscrupulous said...

See Honey, this is why i don't go to the gym!

Unscrupulous said...

Welcome to Buff's Total Fitness. Please bring your own towel.

Unscrupulous said...

or... Home of the brown striped towels.

Silhouette said...

On the bright side, after a half hour of this, there is slightly less of them.

Julie the Jarhead said...

"Awwww ... it's pink and wrinkled."

"You peeked!"

DaveP. said...

It wasn't the bad economy or stifling regulations that killed the all-nude workout salons... it was a lack of quality control that killed the all-nude workout salons.

DaveP. said...

Not the first image that sprang to mind when you get asked if you want to get 'naked and sweaty'.


Verification word:"Manicest". Not even going there.

molson said...

The strongest argument for the couch potato lifestyle I've ever seen.

racerboy said...

What this gym needs is...
...more strategically-placed blurs.

Jay Guevara said...

Rules for Olympic lifts:

Squats? No.
Snatch? Hell no.
Clean and jerk? Don't ask.

Jay Guevara said...

"Mornin', Joe. Damn, I wish we could get that nice young Barack back here as towel boy. He was just starting to get enough experience to be good at it when he left."

Jay Guevara said...

Chris Dodd and Al Franken join the other dumbells in the Senate gym.

Adriane said...

Pardon me, but I really don't think that is ... Grey Poupon ...


wv:bemosion

I won't bemosion over to that gym any time soon.

divine miss m said...

Thanks for the reminder, dude; I need to pick up baby carrots and grape tomatoes on my way home.

divine miss m said...

ORA:

"Hey, who's the new guy with the penis?"

John.....just John said...

Wow Bob. How are you able to change the incline without taking your hands off the handles?

wv: sagnis. Just thought you'd want to know.

Barco Sin Vela II said...

Buzzkill; Ewe R doing it rite.








W/V: deren As in deren no wimmen heah.

Robert said...

Note to customers: after exercising, please clean the equipment using the high pressure steam sprayer. - The management.

Did you hear? Bill got his wang stuck in the weight stack!

Up next - the aerobics class.

steve o said...

whirrrr-thump
whirrrr-thump
whirrrr-thump
whirrrr-thump
whirrrr-thump

wv: heardong

dadoctah said...

If you ask me, this gym has gone too far with the security precautions.

wv: uplit. Please, god, no!

mega said...

The real reason Geert Wilders was banned from the UK

metalgarth said...

Does the world really need carbon-neutral gay porn?

metalgarth said...

You do realize that is not that far removed from what the Village People were visualizing when they wrote YMCA?

metalgarth said...

Ang Lee reimagines "Breaking Away"

mpur said...

ORA: Burn that seat.

Nose said...

"Hey Bob, does this bicycle seat make my ass look wrinkly?"

sonicfrog said...

3rd rate my ass!.... er... his ass.

sonicfrog said...

This is not the three way Sully had in mind when he googled 'naked workout'.

Actually, for Sully, this will do just fine.

prince of leaves said...

I got an ab workout just from looking at this picture...and then vomiting uncontrollably.

dadoctah said...

"Okay, I'll sit through just *one* more Sacha Baron Cohen movie, and then I quit."