Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Metaphor Alert

Jack Reacher

1. "We must now bow down and worship the wiener truck, for it is our new god!" You can always spot former Obama campaign workers.

2. "WTF is wrong with you, Sullivan? Trying to drive this thing into that dark, stinky hole?"

3. Not everyone wishes they were an Oscar Mayer Wiener. Some guys wish they were the garage.

4. Channeling Obama, Rick insisted the parking job was working exactly as planned and he wouldn't do a thing differently.

5. An enraged homeowner screams, "You promised you'd pull it out!"

Best of The Man
Amy tried telling her parents about the big wiener in the back door...they didn't want to hear about it.

Best of Rodney Dill
A latino woman would've made a wider choice.

Best of Jack Reacher
Driver Joe Biden said "Everybody guessed wrong" about which pedal was the brake.

Best of sonicfrog
Dateline - March 10, 2008, 3:05 PM - The cause and exact moment the housing bubble burst.

Best of Unscrupulous
Oscar Meyer has a way of breaking down your door today.

Best of mklasing
New KY Jelly Ad: FAIL

Best of Silhouette
Don't laugh. Massachusetts legislators have already sponsered a bill that makes this a legalized recognized marriage.

Best of dadoctah
Something about this accident just isn't kosher.

Best of Rodney Dill
Let's wait 4 hours then call for help to deflate this thing.

Best of metalgarth
In order to save on money during these tough times, some school districts use the same films for both drivers ed and sex ed.

Best of Rodney Dill
No, I said, 'hide the Somali,' I'm helping an illegal immigrant.

33 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Objects in rear are larger than they appear.

Double the U said...

The vegetarians will be all over this.

Army of Dad said...

Barney Frank's house got some stimulus too.

Army of Dad said...

Looks like the mustard fell off that hot dog.

Army of Dad said...

Parking garage: FAIL

Army of Dad said...

Somthing tells me these two are going to get grilled by their boss.

The Man said...

Amy tried telling her parents about the big wiener in the back door...they didn't want to hear about it.

Rodney Dill said...

No no, its Pimp My Ride, not Plump my Ride

Rodney Dill said...

Something leaked out of the front end all over the inside of the garage.

Rodney Dill said...

Oscar Mayer undertakes an all out assault on Charlie Murphy's house to place their product.

Rodney Dill said...

DRUDGEBREAKING: Wienermobile rams Casa Del Taco Restaurant. Developing...

Rodney Dill said...

Government Motors introduces the new OS-Car

Matt the K said...

"Take us to your Weiner "

Rodney Dill said...

Al Frankenwienie arrives in DC

Rodney Dill said...

A latino woman would've made a wider choice.

Jack Reacher said...

"Okay, let's go over it again. The Weinermobile is Washington D.C., and the house is, well, you. Get it now?"

Jack Reacher said...

Driver Joe Biden said "Everybody guessed wrong" about which pedal was the brake.

sonicfrog said...

Dateline - March 10, 2008, 3:05 PM - The cause and exact moment the housing bubble burst.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Funny; every commercial I've seen had the wings on the feminine sanitary pad, not the guy's wiener.




v word - hyment - now broken.

Mr. Hankey said...

Someone forgot the lube.

Mr. Hankey said...

Strangely enough, the traffic citation showed that the charges were for "rape".

Unscrupulous said...

Oscar Meyer has a way of breaking down your door today.

mklasing said...

New KY Jelly Ad: FAIL

dadoctah said...

"Wait a minute! This isn't Randy's Donuts!"

Silhouette said...

Don't laugh. Massachusetts legislators have already sponsered a bill that makes this a legalized recognized marriage.

dadoctah said...

Something about this accident just isn't kosher.

Rodney Dill said...

Let's wait 4 hours then call for help to deflate this thing.

metalgarth said...

In order to save on money during these tough times, some school districts use the same films for both drivers ed and sex ed.

Rodney Dill said...

No, I said, 'hide the Somali,' I'm helping an illegal immigrant.

Mr. Hankey said...

Home Schooling at the Saksa's house was always very graphic - but John thought that Eileen went just a little too far trying to demonstrate breaking the hymen via the garage door and a Weiner Mobile.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Perfect metaphor for the US economy... to please special interest groups, congressional sugar daddies pump their love in the wrong hole. Predictably, the only light at the end of the tunnel comes from other walls collapsing.

-OR-

Amused first responders noted that the radio was playing Waylon Jennings'"looking for love in all the wrong places."

dub said...

Oh I'm so sure....its that big, and its not black. Whatever.