1. "We must now bow down and worship the wiener truck, for it is our new god!" You can always spot former Obama campaign workers.
2. "WTF is wrong with you, Sullivan? Trying to drive this thing into that dark, stinky hole?"
3. Not everyone wishes they were an Oscar Mayer Wiener. Some guys wish they were the garage.
4. Channeling Obama, Rick insisted the parking job was working exactly as planned and he wouldn't do a thing differently.
5. An enraged homeowner screams, "You promised you'd pull it out!"
Best of The Man
Amy tried telling her parents about the big wiener in the back door...they didn't want to hear about it.
Best of Rodney Dill
A latino woman would've made a wider choice.
Best of Jack Reacher
Driver Joe Biden said "Everybody guessed wrong" about which pedal was the brake.
Best of sonicfrog
Dateline - March 10, 2008, 3:05 PM - The cause and exact moment the housing bubble burst.
Best of Unscrupulous
Oscar Meyer has a way of breaking down your door today.
Best of mklasing
New KY Jelly Ad: FAIL
Best of Silhouette
Don't laugh. Massachusetts legislators have already sponsered a bill that makes this a legalized recognized marriage.
Best of dadoctah
Something about this accident just isn't kosher.
Best of Rodney Dill
Let's wait 4 hours then call for help to deflate this thing.
Best of metalgarth
In order to save on money during these tough times, some school districts use the same films for both drivers ed and sex ed.
Best of Rodney Dill
No, I said, 'hide the Somali,' I'm helping an illegal immigrant.
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Objects in rear are larger than they appear.
The vegetarians will be all over this.
Barney Frank's house got some stimulus too.
Looks like the mustard fell off that hot dog.
Parking garage: FAIL
Somthing tells me these two are going to get grilled by their boss.
Amy tried telling her parents about the big wiener in the back door...they didn't want to hear about it.
No no, its Pimp My Ride, not Plump my Ride
Something leaked out of the front end all over the inside of the garage.
Oscar Mayer undertakes an all out assault on Charlie Murphy's house to place their product.
DRUDGEBREAKING: Wienermobile rams Casa Del Taco Restaurant. Developing...
Government Motors introduces the new OS-Car
"Take us to your Weiner "
Al Frankenwienie arrives in DC
A latino woman would've made a wider choice.
"Okay, let's go over it again. The Weinermobile is Washington D.C., and the house is, well, you. Get it now?"
Driver Joe Biden said "Everybody guessed wrong" about which pedal was the brake.
Dateline - March 10, 2008, 3:05 PM - The cause and exact moment the housing bubble burst.
Funny; every commercial I've seen had the wings on the feminine sanitary pad, not the guy's wiener.
v word - hyment - now broken.
Someone forgot the lube.
Strangely enough, the traffic citation showed that the charges were for "rape".
Oscar Meyer has a way of breaking down your door today.
New KY Jelly Ad: FAIL
"Wait a minute! This isn't Randy's Donuts!"
Don't laugh. Massachusetts legislators have already sponsered a bill that makes this a legalized recognized marriage.
Something about this accident just isn't kosher.
Let's wait 4 hours then call for help to deflate this thing.
In order to save on money during these tough times, some school districts use the same films for both drivers ed and sex ed.
No, I said, 'hide the Somali,' I'm helping an illegal immigrant.
Home Schooling at the Saksa's house was always very graphic - but John thought that Eileen went just a little too far trying to demonstrate breaking the hymen via the garage door and a Weiner Mobile.
Perfect metaphor for the US economy... to please special interest groups, congressional sugar daddies pump their love in the wrong hole. Predictably, the only light at the end of the tunnel comes from other walls collapsing.
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Amused first responders noted that the radio was playing Waylon Jennings'"looking for love in all the wrong places."
Oh I'm so sure....its that big, and its not black. Whatever.
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