Tuesday, July 21, 2009

LOL Price is Right



1. Apparently, someone has given the Barker a Boner.

2. "I got your 'San Francisco treat' right here, baby!"

3. "How d'ya like my 'showcase?'"

4. Bitterly, Grace reflected, she had done worse things for much less than the promise of a dinette set from Broyhill.

5. He continued moving towards her, his sleekly massive member flexing and coiling like the snake that ate Jon Voight in Anaconda.

Best of Jack Reacher
"Two things, Susan: My eyes are up here, and Rob Roddy wants his sportcoat back."

Best of GregMan
Where will you be when Bob Barker's Viagra kicks in?

Best of mklasing
"Did you say 'what is your bid on that weiner-mobile?' Okay, am I on Candid Camera?"

Best of dadoctah
A dejected Adam Sandler rewinds the tape for the 97th time today, and watches once again as his hero holds an audience in thrall in a way he could never hope to match....

Best of Unscrupulous
Myra, we're going to play a game called "Check-Out". Check Out My Cock!

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Mr. Barker's plaid sport coat provided by Dicker and Dicker of Beverly Hills. Spinning hypno-disk fly attachment optional.

Best of Rodney Dill
That is exactly the right price for the Mossberg 930 Autoloader, but no you can't hold it between you legs right now.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Julie can't believe her luck...she knows the EXACT price of that giant can of hair spray.

Best of Chrees
"I bid 5 inches...I mean dollars!"

20 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

From her hair to her dress to her rapt gaze at Barker's crotch, Susan proves subtlety is not her forte.

Jack Reacher said...

"Why, yes, Susan, I'm sure the Amana range will cook tube steak. Why do you ask?"

wv; gicked. No comment.

Jack Reacher said...

"Two things, Susan: My eyes are up here, and Rob Roddy wants his sportcoat back."

Mr. Hankey said...

Julie doesn't know how to respond when Bob asks her if she's been spayed.

Mr. Hankey said...

When it's her time to bid, Julie offers her bra.

GregMan said...

"I wouldn't bid more than five bucks for that, Bob. Oh, you mean the showcase!"

GregMan said...

Where will you be when Bob Barker's Viagra kicks in?

wv: dersingl - De're ugly, dat's why dersingl.

mklasing said...

"Did you say 'what is your bid on that weiner-mobile?' Okay, am I on Candid Camera?"

dadoctah said...

A dejected Adam Sandler rewinds the tape for the 97th time today, and watches once again as his hero holds an audience in thrall in a way he could never hope to match....

Unscrupulous said...

Myra, we're going to play a game called "Check-Out". Check Out My Cock!

Maogwai said...

Bob gives the preliminary quiz before the offer of Manaconda can be made;
"Can you eat corn on the cob through a chain link fence?"

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Mr. Barker's plaid sport coat provided by Dicker and Dicker of Beverly Hills. Spinning hypno-disk flay attachment optional.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

sorry, that should be "fly," not "flay."

Atomic Lib Smasher said...

Susan bids $450 on Bob Barker's wang. "The Price Is Wrong, bitch!"

Rodney Dill said...

That is exactly the right price for the Mossberg 930 Autoloader, but no you can't hold it between you legs right now.

paul said...

Mom?

Mr. Hankey said...

Julie can't believe her luck...she knows the EXACT price of that giant can of hair spray.

Matt the K said...

"And now let's see what's behind Zipper #3".

Chrees said...

"I bid 5 inches...I mean dollars!"

Submariner said...

Marie Antoinette said, "Let them eat cock!"