Tuesday, July 21, 2009
LOL Price is Right
1. Apparently, someone has given the Barker a Boner.
2. "I got your 'San Francisco treat' right here, baby!"
3. "How d'ya like my 'showcase?'"
4. Bitterly, Grace reflected, she had done worse things for much less than the promise of a dinette set from Broyhill.
5. He continued moving towards her, his sleekly massive member flexing and coiling like the snake that ate Jon Voight in Anaconda.
Best of Jack Reacher
"Two things, Susan: My eyes are up here, and Rob Roddy wants his sportcoat back."
Best of GregMan
Where will you be when Bob Barker's Viagra kicks in?
Best of mklasing
"Did you say 'what is your bid on that weiner-mobile?' Okay, am I on Candid Camera?"
Best of dadoctah
A dejected Adam Sandler rewinds the tape for the 97th time today, and watches once again as his hero holds an audience in thrall in a way he could never hope to match....
Best of Unscrupulous
Myra, we're going to play a game called "Check-Out". Check Out My Cock!
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Mr. Barker's plaid sport coat provided by Dicker and Dicker of Beverly Hills. Spinning hypno-disk fly attachment optional.
Best of Rodney Dill
That is exactly the right price for the Mossberg 930 Autoloader, but no you can't hold it between you legs right now.
Best of Mr. Hankey
Julie can't believe her luck...she knows the EXACT price of that giant can of hair spray.
Best of Chrees
"I bid 5 inches...I mean dollars!"