Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Ka-Zoom!!

Knowledge Is Power

1. The city of Detroit was carpet-bombed during naval exercises this week. Nothing worth saving was destroyed.

2. ORA: "I told you this sh-t would happen if you let go of those 99 red balloons."

3. "Ah, the Nimitz is in port. That must be why we haven't seen your mother the last few days."

4. "Well, at least it's not a black helicopter."

5. "The Crips aren't f--kin' around this time!"

Best of Silhouette
George gently parked his new car next to the dog walking belt and ran inside to get his briefcase. His neighbor Herb looked on.

Best of andthenblammo!
"Alright, W, I believe you now when you say you NEVER missed a day of flight training! Now land the damn thing already!"

Best of Maverick
Just want to serve my country, be the best pilot in the Condo Complex, sir.

Best of metalgarth
"Catholic High School Fighter Pilot Girls in Trouble" was one of the lesser known movies by Samuel L. Brokowitz

Best of Adriane
Honey, really, I am not in the airport. I am not about to board a plane. I am not taking 'my slutty receptionist' to Hawaii. An F-18 just flew past the window. Honey? Honey?

Best of Army of Mom
Oh, Army of Dad, that was so incredible. It felt like the whole room was vibrating.

Best of Submariner
Pardon me; but do you have any Grey Poupon?

Best of The Watcher
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Best of Viking04
Lead, Tallyho the FLIR paint, BOTH of them are sunbathing nekkid.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Rosie O'Donnell watches the plane circle the block, knowing that she is safe because no jet can topple a building.

32 comments:

Silhouette said...

George gently parked his new car next to the dog walking belt and ran inside to get his briefcase. His neighbor Herb looked on.

andthenblammo! said...

"Alright, W, I believe you now when you say you NEVER missed a day of flight training! Now land the damn thing already!"

Jack Reacher said...

Complaints culminated in this ugly incident, and the building's valet parking service was terminated.

Jack Reacher said...

"Maverick!"

Maverick said...

Just want to serve my country, be the best pilot in the Condo Complex, sir.

dadoctah said...

The next morning, twenty-three strongly-worded letters were delivered to the members of the condo association.

Silhouette said...

Elroy tries out his latest remote controled model.

metalgarth said...

"Catholic High School Fighter Pilot Girls in Trouble" was one of the lesser known movies by Samuel L. Brokowitz

Julie the Jarhead said...

Nothing snarky to add -- I just really wish I lived here.

Adriane said...

Honey, really, I am not in the airport. I am not about to board a plane. I am not taking 'my slutty receptionist' to Hawaii. An F-18 just flew past the window. Honey? Honey?

Army of Mom said...

Oh, Army of Dad, that was so incredible. It felt like the whole room was vibrating.

Army of Mom said...

Pardon me while I whip dis out.

Army of Mom said...

*man on balcony muttering*

Great view, they say. Right on the beach, they say. $2500 a month in rent is a bargain. No one effin told me about the fly-bys!

Army of Mom said...

Honey? Why is that pilot looking this way with a sign that says "see you at 10 p.m. after your old man goes to work."? Honey?

Submariner said...

The first runner up at Miramar got to be known as "Side Gun."

Submariner said...

Now spread your wings and hit the air brakes; that octegenarian will slide right past us in his Hover-Round...

Submariner said...

Pardon me; but do you have any Grey Poupon?

Submariner said...

What happens below 100 feet, STAYS below 100 feet. Got that, LT?

Submariner said...

...and I thought the washer going into spin cycle caused problems with the way my pictures were hanging!

The Watcher said...

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matt the K said...

"Oh, this is just freakin' great. We rent this condo for some peace and quiet, and wouldn't you know its the week they're filming 'True Lies 2'!"

dub said...

The city of Detroit was carpet-bombed during naval exercises this week. The result was $4.5B worth of improvements.

Viking04 said...

Lead, Tallyho the FLIR paint, BOTH of them are sunbathing nekkid.

mega said...

In a sign of green shoots in the Miami condo market sure to cheer Obama's economic advisors, several high-end condos sold this week, after getting a 70 % discount and a free, fully armed F-16 thrown in as an incentive.

mega said...

Going back with Michelle to the Chicago projects to get a Tasty-n-Go burger, like the old days: $25

Taking an F16 to get there, at a cost of $45,000 per flight hour: $135,000 for the round trip

Total lack of coverage by the Obama-loving left-wing media, making this a non event nobody cares about: priceless.

mega said...

Tom had great homesickness, and though he'd passed the Air Force Academy with flying colors, he couldn't stand to be away for even a minute from him mom's 5th floor walk up.

Rodney Dill said...

Pardon me... Do you have any Gray Poupon?

Viking04 said...

The Navy shows up to demonstrate that they fly the F-18, not the F-16 (Aggressors notwithstanding).

jj said...

Damn, Pelosi's using the military jets again.

Mr. Hankey said...

As she watches her brand-new VW Bug transform into a military jet, Lucy wonders how she's going to explain this to Ricky.

Mr. Hankey said...

Rosie O'Donnell watches the plane circle the block, knowing that she is safe because no jet can topple a building.

Robert said...

1) WHAAAAT? NO, I'M ON THA DECK!!!

2) DAMNIT I spilled my coffee!