Knowledge Is Power
1. The city of Detroit was carpet-bombed during naval exercises this week. Nothing worth saving was destroyed.
2. ORA: "I told you this sh-t would happen if you let go of those 99 red balloons."
3. "Ah, the Nimitz is in port. That must be why we haven't seen your mother the last few days."
4. "Well, at least it's not a black helicopter."
5. "The Crips aren't f--kin' around this time!"
Best of Silhouette
George gently parked his new car next to the dog walking belt and ran inside to get his briefcase. His neighbor Herb looked on.
Best of andthenblammo!
"Alright, W, I believe you now when you say you NEVER missed a day of flight training! Now land the damn thing already!"
Best of Maverick
Just want to serve my country, be the best pilot in the Condo Complex, sir.
Best of metalgarth
"Catholic High School Fighter Pilot Girls in Trouble" was one of the lesser known movies by Samuel L. Brokowitz
Best of Adriane
Honey, really, I am not in the airport. I am not about to board a plane. I am not taking 'my slutty receptionist' to Hawaii. An F-18 just flew past the window. Honey? Honey?
Best of Army of Mom
Oh, Army of Dad, that was so incredible. It felt like the whole room was vibrating.
Best of Submariner
Pardon me; but do you have any Grey Poupon?
Best of The Watcher
Best of Viking04
Lead, Tallyho the FLIR paint, BOTH of them are sunbathing nekkid.
Best of Mr. Hankey
Rosie O'Donnell watches the plane circle the block, knowing that she is safe because no jet can topple a building.