1. "You'll call me 'Madame Secretary,' not 'Ma'am.' I've worked damn hard to get to this position. Now, are you clear on that, or do I have to smack you again?"
2. "And right over there is where we'll build the Soylent Green plant to handle the people it isn't cost-effective to treat under ObamaCare."
3. "My car's over there, Gandhi. Fill it with petroleum distillate and re-vulcanize my tires, post haste."
4. The combination of curry and Hilldawg flatulence proves too much even for a Calcutta sewer worker.
5. "You don't need to avert your eyes, Apu. Sure, some people turn to stone when they look at my face, but not everybody."
Best of kg
Anyone notice she's unbuttoned two buttons? Anyone need a barf bag now?
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The White House staff version of South Pacific is guaranteed to suck major ass
Best of Mr. Hankey
Scenes from the Bollywood version of Willy Wonka - After Bandhu Wonka had warned her not to chew the gum, Violet Beauregarde (played by Hillary) begins to turn into a giant blueberry.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
In the background, the Ambassador wondered why the Secretary of State was explaining her foreign policy package to the janitor.
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Hillary is held in the highest regard when visiting India, where all cows are sacred.
Best of Jack Reacher
"I assure you, Madame Secretary, there is no garlic in that wreath. We are aware of your, ah, allergy."
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Sanjay barely manages to stifle his laughter as Hillary explains how she got her job.
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"Come on, I'll throw in rust-proofing and undercoating, and free floor mats."
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In a bizarre update of Back To The Future, Clinton found her body parts started getting blurry and disappearing whenever no one in the entire United States knew or cared where she was or what she was doing. It always started with the hands.
32 comments:
Vice-President Biden said you will gawd-damn open that 7-11.
Anyone notice she's unbuttoned two buttons? Anyone need a barf bag now?
wv: billy. Oh, Billy. The havoc you've caused this country.
The White House staff version of South Pacific is guaranteed to suck major ass
vw: porsho (poor show)
If this is what you people call getting laid, them your BJ is going to be a 'Bite Job'.
Scenes from the Bollywood version of Willy Wonka - After Bandhu Wonka had warned her not to chew the gum, Violet Beauregarde (played by Hillary) begins to turn into a giant blueberry.
C'mon....Bill could get a lousy intern and I can't even a darned my taxi driver.
In the background, the Ambassador wondered why the Secretary of State was explaining her foreign policy package to the janitor.
Hillary is held in the highest regard when visiting India, where all cows are sacred.
Actually Apu, I hang these fragrant flowers around my neck to try to offset the stench.
"I assure you, Madame Secretary, there is no garlic in that wreath. We are aware of your, ah, allergy."
Get me a Slurpy THIS BIG, Apu, and make it snappy!
"...and President Obamalama sends this bag of McDonald's on account that he knows you people like beef. What's that? 'Sacred cows?' Whatever... Bill always liked them best with ketchup and mustard."
"Now, behold the power of the Kenyan side..."
Thought bubble on guy: "Must restrain impulse to tighten that lei. Must restrain impulse to tighten that lei..."
"Who you calling untouchable?!"
Raj-iamastinkything yet again resented being compared, by an American Socialist douch bag, to yet another American Socialist douch bag named Danny Devito.
What happens in Phuket, stays in Phuket.
WV: hosith
Sanjay barely manages to stifle his laughter as Hillary explains how she got her job.
"I always had good relations with Indians back when Bill and I were in Arkansas. Seminoles, mostly."
Hill: "Where are my virgins!?"
Guy: Madame Secretary, this favor I can not do.
"Come on, I'll throw in rust-proofing and undercoating, and free floor mats."
Looks like all we need now are a lava lamp and some sitar music.
What poverty?? I heard about the movie, they're all millionaires!
You telling me I need to pay $69.95 just to ask you a question about my Dell computer?
"How did I survive all those muthafuckin' snakes on that muthafukin' plane? Professional courtesy."
Ravi Shankar and Grace Slick reminisce on the fortieth anniversary of Woodstock, while a bemused John "Bowser" Baumann looks on.
Seriously, Ravi; I've lost weight!
Ghandi's thought bubble; "Not enough mushrooms in the western hemisphere to make me want that...
"Nah, nah, I don't wanna try any of the positions of the Kama Sutra with your ass."
wv: phackali (seems appropriate, somehow).
In a bizarre update of Back To The Future, Clinton found her body parts started getting blurry and disappearing whenever no one in the entire United States knew or cared where she was or what she was doing. It always started with the hands.
"When you said you wanted to get lei'd, I thought you meant the same as me."
This is the first time I've had a man put something around my neck that wasn't white and all sticky!
"Say, do these blood-flavored tic-Tacs really cover up the smell of old lesbian"?
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