Sunday, July 19, 2009

Good Luck, Mr. Gorsky

It was Sonicfrog's idea



1. "This..... Is...... Tits!!!!!!! I Can't believe I'm on the f##king Moon! [Sonic Frog]

2. ORA: "Hey, what's Andy Kaufman doing up here?"

3. (If the moon landing had taken place 30 years later.) "That's one small step for... Howard Stern! Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Baba Booey!"

4. 2012: Realizing it's the last place where he hasn't apologized for America, Barack Obama travels to the moon.

5. A NASA Engineer pondered this achievement and how he would top it. "I know, we'll build a space shuttle, and then we'll build a space station in low Earth orbit so the space shuttle has some place to fly to."

Retro Best of Silhouette
Anybody else have an urge to watch music videos?

Wicked Best of Mr. Hankey
Mark Sanford shows his wife pictures of where he was over the weekend, but she doubts the story.

Best of Silhouette
In an alternate reality, Beavis and Butthead were the first to walk on the moon. "Heh heh heh. It's like 1969. Heh heh heh." "I'm gonna moon the moon."

Best of Jack Reacher
"Crap, the ladder doesn't quite reach. Well, we tried. Back we go."

Best of GregMan
CapThis Overused Caption #52:

"Where da white women at?"

Best of HLam
"Aw crap, I think I locked my keys inside the LM."

Best of mklasing
Neil was not at all surprised to find out that after decades of National Health Care, all of the moon people had died.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Neil glances under the Lunar Module to see that a Mexican family has stowed aboard.

Best of Adriane
'Made it ma - top of the world' ... OK, I'm on the moon which IS on top of the world ... oh never mind.

Best of Adriane
Putting his Capricorn One training to good use, OJ searches for the real killers ...

Best of Adriane
gravitee. i has onesixth of it.

Best of Rodney Dill
& how come no Latina Women have been to the moon?
Too wide for the hatches.
ATDHE

44 comments:

metalgarth said...

photographic proof that Dick Cheney personally planted explosives in the WTC

robert said...

A straight white male defiles the moon in an effort to extend American hegemony into space.

sonicfrog said...

If I were to step on the Moon: "One small step for man.... Oh, my ankle &*$@&^"!!!!!

sonicfrog said...
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dub said...

Why do I see a Subway sign in the background?

dadoctah said...

"Now, where did I put my illudium Q-36 explosive space modulator?"

Silhouette said...

In an alternate reality, Beavis and Butthead were the first to walk on the moon. "Heh heh heh. It's like 1969. Heh heh heh." "I'm gonna moon the moon."

Jack Reacher said...

"Crap, the ladder doesn't quite reach. Well, we tried. Back we go."

Jack Reacher said...

And so the first carbon footprint is inflicted on the moon.

Rev's Al & Jesse said...

hows comes no black mens been ta da moons?

Sonia Maria Sotomayor said...

& how come no Latina Women have been to the moon?

blue said...

I'll show Michael Jackson the Moon Walk!!!

dadoctah said...

You don't wanna *know* where I was when my laxative kicked in!

News Blog said...

Nice Post
Gay

The Man said...

The black line is a clear indication that the moon landing was fake.

sonicfrog said...

Before this famous moment, a nervous Neil Armstrong forgot to zip up after a trip to the lu. Judging from the redaction of his nether region, Armstrong must be very well endowed indeed.

GregMan said...

You would think, with all the Hollywood studio equipment NASA used to fake the moon landings, that they could have gotten a less grainy picture.

GregMan said...

"Open the pod bay door please, HAL."

GregMan said...

CapThis Overused Caption #52:

"Where da white women at?"

Matt the K said...

On revisiting the moon, we find that the conspiracy theorists were only partially right-- turns out that NASA built a fake soundstage ON the moon...typical bureaucratic waste...

HLam said...

"Aw crap, I think I locked my keys inside the LM."

mklasing said...

Neil was not at all surprised to find out that after decades of National Health Care, all of the moon people had died.

Mr. Hankey said...

Conservatives begin the search for a land without liberals.

Mr. Hankey said...

Neil glances under the Lunar Module to see that a Mexican family has stowed aboard.

Mr. Hankey said...

Higher resolution pictures reveal etchings on the lunak module that say "Invented by Gore"

Adriane said...

Giant steps are what you take, walking on the moon!

Adriane said...

'Made it ma - top of the world' ... OK, I'm on the moon which IS on top of the world ... oh never mind.

Adriane said...

Putting his Capricorn One training to good use, OJ searches for the real killers ...

Adriane said...

Well, The Moon is a Harsh Mistress but wearing a space suit while strapped to a ladder kind of misses the point.

Adriane said...

That's one small step for man, but one giant leap against all forms of gender oppression. Oh, and Tranquility Base, Ed wants to be called Loretta from now on.

Adriane said...

Oh, F! It is made of cheese. Houston, we fire that thruster and it's going to be Fondue City. And we'll be the toast!

Adriane said...

gravitee. i has onesixth of it.

Adriane said...

This is the weirdest game of Snakes and Ladders I have ever played ...

Adriane said...

Armstrong knew he was set for life after reading the "Do not set ladder up in mid-air, underwater or on unstable surfaces such as steeples, moving amusement park rides or the moon." warning label, which the launch techs had forgotten to remove.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Letterman's Top 10 Dumbest NASA Thawtbubbles: Number 1!

"This film is pretty grainy... I'll erase it and reuse the tape. Heck, they'll be going to the moon again."

WordVerify: alimpth - what a guy in San Franscico has after twithting hith ankle. (dear aclu, is this now a hate crime?)

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"That's one small step for mankind, and... BRuuuurrrAAAAAAPPPPTT.... the last time I eat NASA's reconstituted chili!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thawtbubble of every proud, cheering American ambulance chaser... "Mother of all slip and fall lawsuits!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Little Green Alien's Philosophy: If that astronaut had ripped his pants in the vacuum of outer space, would it make a sound?

Rodney Dill said...

& how come no Latina Women have been to the moon?

Too wide for the hatches.


ATDHE

Rodney Dill said...

"That's no moon, its a ...."

Rodney Dill said...

"The Moon is Made of American Cheese."

Rodney Dill said...

We like the moon

Silhouette said...

Anybody else have an urge to watch music videos?

Mr. Hankey said...

Mark Sanford shows his wife pictures of where he was over the weekend, but she doubts the story.