1. Hillary enjoyed her interns' ritual dance and sincerely regretted that none of them would live to see the morning.
2. Somehow, I expected Lourdes to have more dignity.
3. The secret lagoon on the other side of the island was the real reason Gilligan thwarted their every chance at rescue.
4. After serving Andrew Sullivan's "men's group" with a vicious beatdown that left them crying like little girls, the lesbian coven celebrated claiming the campsite for themselves.
5. "Oh, beans! I just stubbed my toe on another informant. I hate camping in New Jersey."
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Obama for President. Yes! Wiccan!
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The Lucy-ites have been stomping on grapes for 50 years now. The vintage is kind of stale though...