Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Girls Just Want to Have Fun...

Brender

1. Hillary enjoyed her interns' ritual dance and sincerely regretted that none of them would live to see the morning.

2. Somehow, I expected Lourdes to have more dignity.

3. The secret lagoon on the other side of the island was the real reason Gilligan thwarted their every chance at rescue.

4. After serving Andrew Sullivan's "men's group" with a vicious beatdown that left them crying like little girls, the lesbian coven celebrated claiming the campsite for themselves.

5. "Oh, beans! I just stubbed my toe on another informant. I hate camping in New Jersey."

Best of Rodney Dill
Obama for President. Yes! Wiccan!

Best of dub
Seriously ladies, this is getting ridiculous, its time to trim up down there.

Best of dadoctah
Now, see, *this* is why I stopped watching the Lifetime channel.

Best of Jack Reacher
Bernanke's council of advisors consult on the future direction of the federal funds rate.

Best of Adriane
Polygamy, Wetlands and Habitat Destruction, Independent Living for the Congenitally Insane, Sex with Animals ... The wedding of the Creature from the Black Lagoon was every lawyer's dream!

Best of Mr. Hankey
The Lucy-ites have been stomping on grapes for 50 years now. The vintage is kind of stale though...

24 comments:

The Man said...

Tom Watson blamed his choking at the British Open on "those damn wicken chicks playing in the water trap on the 18th hole".

Rodney Dill said...

Obama for President. Yes! Wiccan!

dub said...

Seriously ladies, this is getting ridiculous, its time to trim up down there.

Chrees said...

"The Ref, Part II"

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

So _that's_ what they do when they all go to the Ladies' Room at the same time!

Barco Sin Vela II said...

Walking careful circles on the hood of a submerged 1968 Oldsmobile, with crazy faith like the Cargo Cults of Palau, these lovely Massachusetts Demo-Deb's hope to be chosen for Senator Ted's going away sacrifice.

dadoctah said...

Now, see, *this* is why I stopped watching the Lifetime channel.

Jack Reacher said...

Just another infomercial on the Oxygen Network.

Jack Reacher said...

Bernanke's council of advisors consult on the future direction of the federal funds rate.

Unscrupulous said...

Round-n-round-n-round she goes...
Where she stops, is usually right before I cum in her mouth.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Survivor2009: Lilith Fair
Filmed entirely on a Lake Erie inlet. Who will survive games of "hide the lamprey" and "collect the most zebra mussels using only your butt cheeks"?
Next season - Poconos - contestants confront hostile newlyweds who can't afford a decent honeymoon in Hawaii.
"CBS - where reality and budget cuts collide"

WordVerify: notiff - familiar start to any cheerleader's rejection of any geek's halting request for a date

WordVerify2: excesio - as demographics flip, govt tax waste gets a new name

Adriane said...

Polygamy, Wetlands and Habitat Destruction, Independent Living for the Congenitally Insane, Sex with Animals ... The wedding of the Creature from the Black Lagoon was every lawyer's dream!

Rodney Dill said...

"Nobody expects the Flemish Inquisition"

Rodney Dill said...

"This... IS... SPA... teh."

Rodney Dill said...

"Well, let's get Kraken"

GregMan said...

"Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!"

GregMan said...

"You kids get out of my lake!"

GregMan said...

Camp Crystal Lake had a very eco-friendly way of dredging the weeds around the marina.

Mr. Hankey said...

The Lucy-ites have been stomping on grapes for 50 years now. The vintage is kind of stale though...

Rodney Dill said...

OMGWTFPMS

Mr. Hankey said...

It sucks when the Mulberry Bush is under water.

Mr. Hankey said...

They all kept their smiles, but everyone knew that it was Sue who turned water brown.

Mr. Hankey said...

The family of Mary Jo Kopechne does a "Give Him Cancer" dance at Chappaquiddick.

mpur said...

Holistic pap smear.