1. "It's um... monogrammed toilet paper. For when you, um, sh-t in the woods."
2. "Where is your God now? Bwah-ha-hah-ha-hah-ha!"
3. Barry O distracts the Holy Father while M'Chel moves in for his wallet and watch. (ATDHE)
4. "Wow, the Virgin Mary sure does have a nice ass."
5. "So, can you, um, exorcise the stupid out of Joe Biden?"
Best of Silhouette
"Guest towels made from the Shroud of Turin? How nice. And we got you a Thomas Kinkade print and some Rice-a-Roni."
Best of dadoctah
wv: cxlic. Oh, I get it; because we're in Rome it's in Roman numerals.
Best of sonicfrog
Let me guess; the "reset" button, written in Latin, actually translated to mean "Fuck Catholics".
Best of Barco Sin Vela II
M'chelle eyeballs the cigar box and prepares to snatch a handfull of Primo Vatican Blunts.
Best of Jay Guevara
Priest in the background is following Barack and Michelle around to make sure nothing goes "missing."
Best of prince of leaves
Pope: "Oh crap...there's a Nazgul right behind me, isn't there?"
Best of Army of Dad
Now M'chel is checking out the Pope's ass!
Best of ochagirl
Pope: "Powerful you have become, the dark side I sense in you."