Monday, July 13, 2009

The Gifter That Keeps On Regifting

Brender

1. "It's um... monogrammed toilet paper. For when you, um, sh-t in the woods."

2. "Where is your God now? Bwah-ha-hah-ha-hah-ha!"

3. Barry O distracts the Holy Father while M'Chel moves in for his wallet and watch. (ATDHE)

4. "Wow, the Virgin Mary sure does have a nice ass."

5. "So, can you, um, exorcise the stupid out of Joe Biden?"

Best of Silhouette
"Guest towels made from the Shroud of Turin? How nice. And we got you a Thomas Kinkade print and some Rice-a-Roni."

Best of dadoctah
wv: cxlic. Oh, I get it; because we're in Rome it's in Roman numerals.

Best of sonicfrog
Let me guess; the "reset" button, written in Latin, actually translated to mean "Fuck Catholics".

Best of Barco Sin Vela II
M'chelle eyeballs the cigar box and prepares to snatch a handfull of Primo Vatican Blunts.

Best of Jay Guevara
Priest in the background is following Barack and Michelle around to make sure nothing goes "missing."

Best of prince of leaves
Pope: "Oh crap...there's a Nazgul right behind me, isn't there?"

Best of Army of Dad
Now M'chel is checking out the Pope's ass!

Best of ochagirl
Pope: "Powerful you have become, the dark side I sense in you."

35 comments:

Jay Guevara said...

"It's um... monogrammed toilet paper. For when you, um, sh-t in the woods."

Obama: "That's sacrilegious! To presume I have sh-t at all, I mean."

Jay Guevara said...

Pope: "Damn, we'd have cleaned the place up if we'd known you were coming. Last time we were tipped off by a star in the east."

Jay Guevara said...

Pope: "Dude, thanks again for hooking me up with your cleaning lady."

Silhouette said...

"Guest towels made from the Shroud of Turin? How nice. And we got you a Thomas Kinkade print and some Rice-a-Roni."

GregMan said...

I see Muh-chelle is in mourning for the death of freedom in the U.S.

GregMan said...

The Holy Father thinks the Obamessiah is speaking in tongues, but that's how he always sounds when off TelePrompTer.

blue said...

Obama: here is a little token of my appreciation to thank you & your Swiss Guards for voting for me

blue said...

Obama balloon: maybe this old white dude can get me a baptismal certificate showing I was baptized in Hawaii

blue said...

The popes has both a better figure and nicer dresses than Michelle

Rich Bateman said...

Pope thought bubble:

I hope this a****le remembers the last three times a Muslim dictator f***ed with Rome.

dadoctah said...

"On television, Mr President, you look much...smaller."

wv: cxlic. Oh, I get it; because we're in Rome it's in Roman numerals.

dadoctah said...

"A little later, after the cameras are gone, do you think you could show me some of that secret porn collection I've heard so much about?"

sonicfrog said...

Let me guess; the "reset" button, written in Latin, actually translated to mean "Fuck Catholics".

Barco Sin Vela II said...

The President passes his official starter gift of Enzyte for The Holy See. "Enjoy it in good health".

M'chelle eyeballs the cigar box and prepares to snatch a handfull of Primo Vatican Blunts.

Double the U said...

Umm, Mister... umm Pope. Ever since we moved in... um the interior of the um, White House has been covered in locus and it rains frogs. Is there something in the bible about this?

Double the U said...

Yes your excellency, just don't look Michelle in the eyes, you will turn into a pillar of salt.

Jay Guevara said...

Priest in the background is following Barack and Michelle around to make sure nothing goes "missing."

Jay Guevara said...

Pope: "I said, 'Look but don't touch.'"

Jay Guevara said...

Obama: "These are very nice and all, but could I get some in Crip colors?"

dadoctah said...

"Mr Obama, your hands are so soft. What dishwashing liquid do you use?"

wv: reverta. That's the spell that's going to make all the Harry Potter actors young enough to finish the series.

prince of leaves said...

Pope: "Oh crap...there's a Nazgul right behind me, isn't there?"

prince of leaves said...

Pope: "Take this, I want you to have it. It's...holy water..."

(And then Obama burst into flames and collapsed into a pile of ash on the rug.)

prince of leaves said...

Pope: "No, I'm afraid this gold and ruby rosary will have to do...we don't make it a habit of passing out bits of saints to visitors."

prince of leaves said...

Pope thought bubble: "Strange...I sense a presence I haven't felt since...since that exorcism I did, forty-five years ago..."

Mr. Hankey said...

Okay...that's now two towels and a box of cigars for you to take Michelle back...

mklasing said...

Figuring this is is his best chance for acceptance, the lone gay cardinal slips into the room to beg BO to convince the Holy Father that the Church should diversify.

Army of Dad said...

Now M'chel is checking out the Pope's ass!

ochagirl said...

All Obama was thinking was how to convince Michelle a veil over her face 24/7.

ochagirl said...

All Obama was thinking was how to convince Michelle to wear a veil over her face 24/7.

*1 day i'll larn how 2 prufread*

vw: matedath . . . come on! That MUST be Klingon for something.

ochagirl said...

Pope: "Powerful you have become, the dark side I sense in you."

ochagirl said...

"Your Holiness, I can't tell you what an ho- ooh, Michelle, fancy towels! Do we have any at our palace?"

ochagirl said...

TEH SPANISH INQWISITSHUN. NO 1 XPECTS EET. ESPESHULLY N ROME!11!

vw: pigende - I think your verification system just insulted Michelle. D:

curly said...

"It's called 'cap and trade', Your Eminence, not 'crap charade'."

curly said...

The Pope inspects Obama, looking for a supernatural sign. Specifically, 666.

dadoctah said...

"Nice desk, Your Holiness. Ikea?"