Thursday, July 02, 2009

Even Cowgirls Get the Blues





Best of Jack Reacher
"...and the horse you rode in on. Well, not so much the horse, actually."

Best of dwhawk
With the former members of Twisted Sister pointing their giant flashlights at her white trash body, Carla Sue knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that the Bedazzler was the best investment she'd ever made.

Best of jeff
Janet really liked the mechanical bulls - an 8 second ride was longer than she normally got from her boyfriends.

Best of Maogwai
Knowing that she might soon meet Mister Right, Danielle decides to take a quick sniff of her pit to ensure she wasn't just imagining that "Not So Fresh" feeling.

19 comments:

the doyle said...

I have never wanted to be a saddle more than I do right now.

Jack Reacher said...

Uh oh; looks like the governor of Texas is next up for a scandal.

Jack Reacher said...

"...and the horse you rode in on. Well, not so much the horse, actually."

Jack Reacher said...

No, you're good, Honey; that's just hair from your head hanging down there.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Thawtbubble as Brenda glances at the hair sticking to her sweaty underarm: "So this is what French chicks look like?"

dwhawk said...

With the former members of Twisted Sister pointing their giant flashlights at her white trash body, Carla Sue knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that the Bedazzler was the best investment she'd ever made.

Army of Dad said...

Man, Sandra Bernhardt sure has let herself go. She is reduced to doing skin pics.

Anonymous said...

Funny thing is, the bull stopped moving 5 minutes ago... I guess she just got into it.

jeff said...

Janet really liked the mechanical bulls - an 8 second ride was longer than she normally got from her boyfriends.

Maogwai said...

Knowing that she might soon meet Mister Right, Danielle decides to take a quick sniff of her pit to ensure she wasn't just imagining that "Not So Fresh" feeling.



w/v bimaker

jeff said...

I just wanna know - does AoM have this outfit.... and if so, can we see her in it?

Submariner said...

jeff said...
I just wanna know - does AoM have this outfit.... and if so, can we see her in it?


Answers:
1 - Of course she does.
2 - Only after she invites you to be her Facebook Friend.


v word - getingne - sentient Blogger is now asking questions?

Submariner said...

Biggest Sybian I've ever seen...

Submariner said...

The eyes of Texas are upon you...

dub said...

Apparently not everything is bigger in Texas.

Kaptain Krude said...

That's funny, I smell tuna.


wv: howeasi - She must like my approach.

Viking04 said...

Chick Thought Bubble:

Where is the damn saddlehorn!!!???!!!

Submariner said...

Ride ME, cowgirl! Pretty please???

Rich Bateman said...

Field tests for the new non-slip saddle wax were becoming problematic for the R and D department.