Saturday, July 11, 2009
Down in the Family Room
1. "Wow, Mrs. LeTourneau. I didn't even know there was such a game as strip Monopoly!"
2. "King me!" It was no picnic raising Joe Biden's bastard spawn
3. "You landed on one of my hotels. That will be $1100 plus $100 for porno, $200 for the fantasy suite ... "
4. "See, 'Pass Go Collect $200.' That ennui should be loosing its grasp of you any minute now, mommy."
5. "Yeah, mom, this is way better than a Wii. Ich will sie toten!"
Best of Jack Reacher
This card says "Your business just came under the rule of an administration czar. Forfeit all money and property." Stupid 2009 edition.
Best of Jay Guevara
"Cool! I just drew the card, 'You are a favored constituency of the President and the Congress. Take whatever you want.'"
Best of dadoctah
"You just rolled double sixes, Billy, and you know what that means: ten minutes in the penalty closet with your father."