Saturday, July 11, 2009

Down in the Family Room


1. "Wow, Mrs. LeTourneau. I didn't even know there was such a game as strip Monopoly!"

2. "King me!" It was no picnic raising Joe Biden's bastard spawn

3. "You landed on one of my hotels. That will be $1100 plus $100 for porno, $200 for the fantasy suite ... "

4. "See, 'Pass Go Collect $200.' That ennui should be loosing its grasp of you any minute now, mommy."

5. "Yeah, mom, this is way better than a Wii. Ich will sie toten!"

Best of Jack Reacher
This card says "Your business just came under the rule of an administration czar. Forfeit all money and property." Stupid 2009 edition.

Best of Jay Guevara
"Cool! I just drew the card, 'You are a favored constituency of the President and the Congress. Take whatever you want.'"

Best of dadoctah
"You just rolled double sixes, Billy, and you know what that means: ten minutes in the penalty closet with your father."

12 comments:

Jack Reacher said...

This card says "Your business just came under the rule of an administration czar. Forfeit all money and property." Stupid 2009 edition.

Jack Reacher said...

I just noticed; only white people are advancing on this board. Someone alert Judge Sotomayor.

Jay Guevara said...

"Damn, I just landed on Park Place. I'm gonna need a bailout."

Jay Guevara said...

"Cool! I just drew the card, 'You are a favored constituency of the President and the Congress. Take whatever you want.'"

sonicfrog said...

How the stimulus payouts were decided.

dadoctah said...

"You just rolled double sixes, Billy, and you know what that means: ten minutes in the penalty closet with your father."

metalgarth said...

Monopoly 2015:

The race car will be replaced with a prius.

The battleship will be replaced with a Greenpeace anti-whaling ship.

The cannon will be replaced with an appeasement seeking diplomat

The thimble will represent Joe Biden

The railroads will be replaced with light rail transits that never show any return on investment.

The dog will be a nuetered mutt

The Electric company will cost $500.00 to land on because of 'carbon offsets'


Community Chest will be renamed Community Activist and every card requires you to pay.

Minority players can buy property at lower prices and will get out of Jail free every time.

Enviromental studies will have to be conducted before building a house or hotel.

Their will be no Free Parking
and the play money will only be slightly less valuable than US currency

Double the U said...

^ correction to the above, all spaces will be labeled free something but you have to pay when you land on them.

prince of leaves said...

Obama and Geithner having run out of ideas, unsuspecting kids are enlisted in an "Ender's Game" approach to set economic policy.

The Man said...

The newest edition of Monopoly allows you to purchase Park Place with money you don't have, foreclose on it, then the guy to the right can buy it for $10.

Rodney Dill said...

On right: "Maybe we should play strip Tic Tac Toe, It'd be faster."
On left: "Yea, and maybe we shoulda invited some girls."

Rich Bateman said...

Strip monopoly just isn't the same when you have to play with mom.