1. Jamie Gumm's pet-sitting service was an early flop.
2. Desperate to pass Socialized Health Care, the House Democrats introduce their new mascot, "Sleepy," the end-of-life counseling dog.
3. "We're sure gonna miss Pepper, but you do look fabulous in that coat, Mrs. De Vil!"
4. "I hope after seeing Rex like this you kids have learned a lesson. When ma asks for a gawdam beer, you bring her a gawdam beer!"
5. "Don't worry kids, we'll just bury her at the old Pet Sematary. What could go wrong?"
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It's an Apache thing. You wouldn't understand.
Best of Jack Reacher
Donald Rumsfeld's grandchildren learn "You go play with the dog you have, not the dog you want."
Best of GregMan
Labrador Retriever - it's what's for dinner.
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Answering the age old question, ARE five blades better than four.
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I'll bet that from now on Rex comes the FIRST time he's called.
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"What is it, girl? What are you trying to tell us? Timmy's fallen in a...well? A mine shaft? No, wait, I got it: Timmy's fallen in a vat of sulfuric acid!"
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Homer Simpson voiceover: "Santa's Little Helper." It's who's for dinner.
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Taking their cue from the Iowa State Fair and their annual "cow sculpted from butter", the Garcias decided to try sculpting a golden retriever out of fajitas.
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W. T. F.?
early attempts at a hairless dog were less than successful
It's an Apache thing. You wouldn't understand.
"Kids, I done tole you not to be messin' around Michael Vick's house."
Donald Rumsfeld's grandchildren learn "You go play with the dog you have, not the dog you want."
wv: cattichy--well, that's one way to avoid allergies.
That was one hell of a "hair off the dog that bit me".
Little Sarah was proud of her school project in Global History about Korean cuisine.
Labrador Retriever - it's what's for dinner.
There is room for all of Gods dogs.....right next to the mashed potatoes.
OMGWTFBBQ
Ya are what you eat... This dogs had way too much bacon.
The family that watches NASCAR together, uh...sorry, I got nothin'
Well, that's one way to stop shedding, I guess.
Newly unearthed photos show Scott Peterson with yet another secret family in Chino.
SHEEP SHEARING: UR DOIN IT...A LITTLE TOO CLOSE.
"He followed us home, honey - I told the girls we could keep him."
Caught on film: the product of future psychopath and serial killer Tessa Volkova's (right) first foray into setting pets on fire.
Answering the age old question, ARE five blades better than four.
Next time Obama asks you to join him and PETA for a casual lunch in the garden, say no, or at least leave the pets at home.
From: ObamaVetCare Clinic # 4132
To: Bob
You were right, Skippy had a sore paw. He is ready for pickup.
Don't laugh.
He's going to inject it with embalming fluid, and mount it on a granite base.
If he also mounts it on a cross, he'll win a scholarship to the Ivy League art school of his choice.
I'll bet that from now on Rex comes the FIRST time he's called.
What happened to Babe.
"What is it, girl? What are you trying to tell us? Timmy's fallen in a...well? A mine shaft? No, wait, I got it: Timmy's fallen in a vat of sulfuric acid!"
Passing down old family recipe's in Korea was a bit different than back in the Dakota's.
Well, kids, it looks like Rowlf pissed on Stadler and Waldorf's tires one time too many...
Homer Simpson voiceover:
"Santa's Little Helper." It's who's for dinner.
Taking their cue from the Iowa State Fair and their annual "cow sculpted from butter", the Garcias decided to try sculpting a golden retriever out of fajitas.
Spuds Mackenzie has really let himself go.
wv: fresse. Has wv progressed to making squicky references in Yiddish now?
Alright, admit it.
All the rest of you monors cried at the end of "Ol' Yeller" too, didn't you?
"Papa, he'll make the best pinata yet for my birthday. Not like those fake paper ones!"
(gender) = yes
"Food Stamps? We dun need no stinkin Food Stamps! We live next to the PETA pound."
said in a Sam Elliot voice over)
"Road Kill. Its what's for dinner!"
This family shows the nonviolent way to defend yourself from islamic terrorists-fresh skinned pig sends them running everytime.
Talk about going whole hog...
Come to Puerco Rico.
I guess he isn't a Razorbacks fan.
The Butcher's Daughter.
"Wiemeraner in the Oven" didn't even do as well as it's prequel; "The Cat's in the Kettle."
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