Friday, July 31, 2009

The Dog's Meat, Have You Seen It?


1. Jamie Gumm's pet-sitting service was an early flop.

2. Desperate to pass Socialized Health Care, the House Democrats introduce their new mascot, "Sleepy," the end-of-life counseling dog.

3. "We're sure gonna miss Pepper, but you do look fabulous in that coat, Mrs. De Vil!"

4. "I hope after seeing Rex like this you kids have learned a lesson. When ma asks for a gawdam beer, you bring her a gawdam beer!"

5. "Don't worry kids, we'll just bury her at the old Pet Sematary. What could go wrong?"


Best of Viking04
It's an Apache thing. You wouldn't understand.

Best of Jack Reacher
Donald Rumsfeld's grandchildren learn "You go play with the dog you have, not the dog you want."

Best of GregMan
Labrador Retriever - it's what's for dinner.

Best of Silhouette
Answering the age old question, ARE five blades better than four.

Best of steve o
I'll bet that from now on Rex comes the FIRST time he's called.

Best of dadoctah
"What is it, girl? What are you trying to tell us? Timmy's fallen in a...well? A mine shaft? No, wait, I got it: Timmy's fallen in a vat of sulfuric acid!"

Best of Submariner
Homer Simpson voiceover: "Santa's Little Helper." It's who's for dinner.

Best of dadoctah
Taking their cue from the Iowa State Fair and their annual "cow sculpted from butter", the Garcias decided to try sculpting a golden retriever out of fajitas.

39 comments:

Nose said...

W. T. F.?

Tim said...

early attempts at a hairless dog were less than successful

Viking04 said...

It's an Apache thing. You wouldn't understand.

Jack Reacher said...

"Kids, I done tole you not to be messin' around Michael Vick's house."

Jack Reacher said...

Donald Rumsfeld's grandchildren learn "You go play with the dog you have, not the dog you want."

wv: cattichy--well, that's one way to avoid allergies.

GregMan said...

That was one hell of a "hair off the dog that bit me".

GregMan said...

Little Sarah was proud of her school project in Global History about Korean cuisine.

GregMan said...

Labrador Retriever - it's what's for dinner.

dub said...

There is room for all of Gods dogs.....right next to the mashed potatoes.

Rodney Dill said...

OMGWTFBBQ

Rodney Dill said...

Ya are what you eat... This dogs had way too much bacon.

dadoctah said...

The family that watches NASCAR together, uh...sorry, I got nothin'

mpur said...

Well, that's one way to stop shedding, I guess.

Matt the K said...

Newly unearthed photos show Scott Peterson with yet another secret family in Chino.

prince of leaves said...

SHEEP SHEARING: UR DOIN IT...A LITTLE TOO CLOSE.

prince of leaves said...

"He followed us home, honey - I told the girls we could keep him."

prince of leaves said...

Caught on film: the product of future psychopath and serial killer Tessa Volkova's (right) first foray into setting pets on fire.

Silhouette said...

Answering the age old question, ARE five blades better than four.

mega said...

Next time Obama asks you to join him and PETA for a casual lunch in the garden, say no, or at least leave the pets at home.

mega said...

From: ObamaVetCare Clinic # 4132
To: Bob

You were right, Skippy had a sore paw. He is ready for pickup.

steve o said...

Don't laugh.

He's going to inject it with embalming fluid, and mount it on a granite base.

If he also mounts it on a cross, he'll win a scholarship to the Ivy League art school of his choice.

steve o said...

I'll bet that from now on Rex comes the FIRST time he's called.

steve o said...

What happened to Babe.

dadoctah said...

"What is it, girl? What are you trying to tell us? Timmy's fallen in a...well? A mine shaft? No, wait, I got it: Timmy's fallen in a vat of sulfuric acid!"

Submariner said...

Passing down old family recipe's in Korea was a bit different than back in the Dakota's.

Submariner said...

Well, kids, it looks like Rowlf pissed on Stadler and Waldorf's tires one time too many...

Submariner said...

Homer Simpson voiceover:
"Santa's Little Helper." It's who's for dinner.

dadoctah said...

Taking their cue from the Iowa State Fair and their annual "cow sculpted from butter", the Garcias decided to try sculpting a golden retriever out of fajitas.

dadoctah said...

Spuds Mackenzie has really let himself go.

wv: fresse. Has wv progressed to making squicky references in Yiddish now?

Submariner said...

Alright, admit it.
All the rest of you monors cried at the end of "Ol' Yeller" too, didn't you?

Oiao said...

"Papa, he'll make the best pinata yet for my birthday. Not like those fake paper ones!"


(gender) = yes

Oiao said...

"Food Stamps? We dun need no stinkin Food Stamps! We live next to the PETA pound."

Oiao said...

said in a Sam Elliot voice over)

"Road Kill. Its what's for dinner!"

Army of Dad said...

This family shows the nonviolent way to defend yourself from islamic terrorists-fresh skinned pig sends them running everytime.

Army of Dad said...

Talk about going whole hog...

Army of Dad said...

Come to Puerco Rico.

Army of Dad said...

I guess he isn't a Razorbacks fan.

Army of Dad said...

The Butcher's Daughter.

Submariner said...

"Wiemeraner in the Oven" didn't even do as well as it's prequel; "The Cat's in the Kettle."