Army of Mom

1. Jimmy Buffett's poodles.
2. Sherbet poodles, another horror of genetic engineering gone hopelessly awry.
3. You didn't even know the World Soccer Federation had official mascots, now did you?
4. Cry FABULOUS! and let slip the Dogs of GAY!
5. If that starts sniffing my crotch, I'm gonna have to commit a hate crime.
Best of Double the U
It Taiwan they are a delicacy known as sherbet poodles.
Best of Army of Mom
What happens at Big Gay Al's Animal Sanctuary, stays at Big Gay Al's Animal Sanctuary.
Best of Army of Dad
Andy Warhol's puppy farm.
Best of Matt the K
The DNA results are in. Toucan Sam is hereby ordered to pay full child support.
Best of dadoctah
Clownhounds: for when one phobia just isn't enough.
Best of metalgarth
ORA: Next on "It's me or the dog". Victoria Stilwell pays Ritchie Blackmore a visit
Best of pessimist
Despite the recent media coverage the Blue Dogs are about to show us their true colors.
Best of Submariner
Thought bubble; "When I get home I'm SOOOOO going to bite him right in the Skittles..."
32 comments:
If dogs look like their owners, I'd hate to see theirs.
Shared thought bubble: YOU...WILL...PAY
It Taiwan they are a delicacy known as sherbet poodles.
Gay poodle = redundant.
Bummer of a birthmark, Hal.
What happens at Big Gay Al's Animal Sanctuary, stays at Big Gay Al's Animal Sanctuary.
Where's Sparky?
Probably at the mall buying some leather pants.
Dude, what kind of mushrooms did you use in our pizza?
Andy Warhol puppy farm.
Gene replacement thereapy, UR DOIGN IT GAY.
Where da WHITE poodles at??
Elmo's bitches.
The DNA results are finally in. Toucan Sam is hereby ordered to pay full child support.
We need to get semi-automatic assault dogs off the streets. Then we can replace them with these --Brady Commission press release.
Clownhounds: for when one phobia just isn't enough.
Now we know what the Easter Bunny does in the off-season.
"If I weren't color-blind, you'd be *so* dead by now!"
Why animals attack their owners.
Click this picture for your link to: RECOVERY.GOV // AWARDED: $16,784,272 FOR 'Dog Grooming Start Up Business'
On the set of Ang Lee's new movie: "Hotel for Dogs 2: Let Loose the Fierceness"
"I'm from PETA, and I have a warrant here for the arrest of one Scott 'Carrot Top' Thompson."
It's like having Jackson Pollock himself pee on your rug!
How Rainbow Brite tells PETA to STFU
No, my dog did not eat a box of crayons. Why do you ask?
ORA: Next on "It's me or the dog". Victoria Stilwell pays Ritchie Blackmore a visit
An X-Ray Spex reference. I love it.
Where is PETA when you need them?
Despite the recent media coverage the Blue Dogs are about to show us their true colors.
"Sorry, Toto, but I told you we weren't in Kansas anymore!"
I had to use #5 in a DIY demotivator poster
http://diy.despair.com/motivator.php
Looks to me like someone misread the rules for Twister.
wv: tedog. Not to be confused with coffeecat.
Thought bubble; "When I get home I'm SOOOOO going to bite him right in the Skittles..."
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