Army of Mom
1. Jimmy Buffett's poodles.
2. Sherbet poodles, another horror of genetic engineering gone hopelessly awry.
3. You didn't even know the World Soccer Federation had official mascots, now did you?
4. Cry FABULOUS! and let slip the Dogs of GAY!
5. If that starts sniffing my crotch, I'm gonna have to commit a hate crime.
Best of Double the U
It Taiwan they are a delicacy known as sherbet poodles.
Best of Army of Mom
What happens at Big Gay Al's Animal Sanctuary, stays at Big Gay Al's Animal Sanctuary.
Best of Army of Dad
Andy Warhol's puppy farm.
Best of Matt the K
The DNA results are in. Toucan Sam is hereby ordered to pay full child support.
Best of dadoctah
Clownhounds: for when one phobia just isn't enough.
Best of metalgarth
ORA: Next on "It's me or the dog". Victoria Stilwell pays Ritchie Blackmore a visit
Best of pessimist
Despite the recent media coverage the Blue Dogs are about to show us their true colors.
Best of Submariner
Thought bubble; "When I get home I'm SOOOOO going to bite him right in the Skittles..."