Friday, July 24, 2009

The Day the Poodles Turned Day-Glo

Army of Mom

1. Jimmy Buffett's poodles.

2. Sherbet poodles, another horror of genetic engineering gone hopelessly awry.

3. You didn't even know the World Soccer Federation had official mascots, now did you?

4. Cry FABULOUS! and let slip the Dogs of GAY!

5. If that starts sniffing my crotch, I'm gonna have to commit a hate crime.

Best of Double the U
It Taiwan they are a delicacy known as sherbet poodles.

Best of Army of Mom
What happens at Big Gay Al's Animal Sanctuary, stays at Big Gay Al's Animal Sanctuary.

Best of Army of Dad
Andy Warhol's puppy farm.

Best of Matt the K
The DNA results are in. Toucan Sam is hereby ordered to pay full child support.

Best of dadoctah
Clownhounds: for when one phobia just isn't enough.

Best of metalgarth
ORA: Next on "It's me or the dog". Victoria Stilwell pays Ritchie Blackmore a visit

Best of pessimist
Despite the recent media coverage the Blue Dogs are about to show us their true colors.

Best of Submariner
Thought bubble; "When I get home I'm SOOOOO going to bite him right in the Skittles..."

32 comments:

paul said...

If dogs look like their owners, I'd hate to see theirs.

Viking04 said...

Shared thought bubble: YOU...WILL...PAY

Double the U said...

It Taiwan they are a delicacy known as sherbet poodles.

Julie the Jarhead said...

Gay poodle = redundant.

Nose said...

Bummer of a birthmark, Hal.

Army of Mom said...

What happens at Big Gay Al's Animal Sanctuary, stays at Big Gay Al's Animal Sanctuary.

Army of Mom said...

Where's Sparky?

Probably at the mall buying some leather pants.

Army of Mom said...

Dude, what kind of mushrooms did you use in our pizza?

Army of Dad said...

Andy Warhol puppy farm.

Army of Dad said...

Gene replacement thereapy, UR DOIGN IT GAY.

Matt the K said...

Where da WHITE poodles at??

Matt the K said...

Elmo's bitches.

Matt the K said...

The DNA results are finally in. Toucan Sam is hereby ordered to pay full child support.

Jack Reacher said...

We need to get semi-automatic assault dogs off the streets. Then we can replace them with these --Brady Commission press release.

dadoctah said...

Clownhounds: for when one phobia just isn't enough.

dadoctah said...

Now we know what the Easter Bunny does in the off-season.

dadoctah said...

"If I weren't color-blind, you'd be *so* dead by now!"

mpur said...

Why animals attack their owners.

mklasing said...

Click this picture for your link to: RECOVERY.GOV // AWARDED: $16,784,272 FOR 'Dog Grooming Start Up Business'

mklasing said...

On the set of Ang Lee's new movie: "Hotel for Dogs 2: Let Loose the Fierceness"

dadoctah said...

"I'm from PETA, and I have a warrant here for the arrest of one Scott 'Carrot Top' Thompson."

dadoctah said...

It's like having Jackson Pollock himself pee on your rug!

metalgarth said...

How Rainbow Brite tells PETA to STFU

metalgarth said...

No, my dog did not eat a box of crayons. Why do you ask?

metalgarth said...

ORA: Next on "It's me or the dog". Victoria Stilwell pays Ritchie Blackmore a visit

Geepers said...

An X-Ray Spex reference. I love it.

Oiao said...

Where is PETA when you need them?

pessimist said...

Despite the recent media coverage the Blue Dogs are about to show us their true colors.

Mr. Right said...

"Sorry, Toto, but I told you we weren't in Kansas anymore!"

Rachel said...

I had to use #5 in a DIY demotivator poster
http://diy.despair.com/motivator.php

dadoctah said...

Looks to me like someone misread the rules for Twister.

wv: tedog. Not to be confused with coffeecat.

Submariner said...

Thought bubble; "When I get home I'm SOOOOO going to bite him right in the Skittles..."