Friday, July 31, 2009

The Cycle of Racism


1. Upon seeing the Dork Signal in the Clouds, Dork Man leaps into the Dorkmobile and rushes to meet the commissioner.

2. Actual pimps get Cadillac Escalades. Race pimps have to make do.

3. "What? Why are you laughing? Did my bitch fall off?"

4. "Why, this bike just loves being ridden by a black man. I think I'll name it... Sully."

5. August 26th. Fell off near Ottery St Mary. The pump caught in my trouser leg. Decided to wear short trousers from now on.

Best of Jack Reacher
Born to be riled.

Best of dub
It is very artistic when shots are printed in african american and white.

Best of dadoctah
"Miss Daisy ain't gonna like it, but we've all had to make budget cutbacks."

Best of Unscrupulous
We want to be free to ride our machines without being hassled by The Man! Ding. Ding.

Best of mega
"Two rear view mirrors make it easier for me to see any racists coming up behind me."

Best of dadoctah
Ed Begley Jr has really let himself go.

Best of Jay Guevara

Best of Oiao
Signaling Rules:

Left arm straight out = left turn.
Left arm out, bend elbow, hand up = right turn.
Either hand out, middle finger extended = I see whitey!

31 comments:

Tim said...

and there I was riding along to the candy store when i was assaulted by an evil white man. that's exactly what happened...or at least how I remember it

metalgarth said...

Analogy Time:

Having this guy in the Tour de France is equivalent to our current situation in the White House

Viking04 said...

On his way to Mr. Garrison's for the modifications.

Jack Reacher said...

Born to be riled.

Jack Reacher said...

Sleazy Rider.

Jack Reacher said...

Ah, I see the Heck's Angels are in town.

Rodney Dill said...

"Dat your bike?"

WV: noing -- he is very noing

dub said...

It is very artistic when shots are printed in african american and white.

dub said...

Toby, go get us some more beer.

dadoctah said...

"Miss Daisy ain't gonna like it, but we've all had to make budget cutbacks."

Anonymous said...

Hide yo shit. Debo's coming!

Mr. Hankey said...

Highland Park crime: Homeless man sold stolen bikes online, police say

Tribune staff report
July 31, 2009

A homeless man was arrested in Highland Park for allegedly stealing bicycles and selling them online.

Henry Louis Gates Jr., was spotted July 23 with an expensive mountain bike at his makeshift home beneath the Deerfield Road overpass at U.S. Highway 41, authorities said. When questioned by police, he is alleged to have admitted taking the bike from an open garage July 10. He also confessed to stealing a bike around July 15 from a backyard and subsequently discarding it, police said.

They expect to just invite him out for a beer to sort everything out.

Unscrupulous said...

The man's probably got three legs. Why not three wheels?

Unscrupulous said...

We want to be free to ride our machines without being hassled by The Man! Ding. Ding.

Unscrupulous said...

"What am I rebelling against?”

"What am I rebelling against?”

"Two wheeled motorized bikes for one. Those things are scary."

prince of leaves said...

The inevitable result of Congress combining the Waxman-Markey and Obamacare bills into one horrible legislative monstrosity: old men riding their earth-friendly tricycles to Carousel.

mega said...

And we're supposed to believe Gates didn't get a little help from his White House buddy in procuring a new top-of-the-line GM chariot?

Double the U said...

He thought there would be no problems but he kept getting pulled over by cops riding Segways.

mega said...

"Two rear view mirrors make it easier for me to see any racists coming up behind me."

dadoctah said...

Ed Begley Jr has really let himself go.

Oiao said...

Look! A Graisist! A cross between a Greeniee and a Racist.

Jay Guevara said...

"Dis how _I_ roll."

Oiao said...

Signaling Rules:

Left arm straight out = left turn.
Left arm out, bend elbow, hand up = right turn.
Either hand out, middle finger extended = I see whitey!

Oiao said...

Trolling; No white cop would ever suspect that this is a total set up.

Army of Dad said...

"...and I will have a talk with yo mamma about riding dis bike!"

Army of Dad said...

Gates took inspiration from porn in naming his bike Miss Daisy.

Army of Dad said...

Bring bring bringing the hate.

dadoctah said...

"I earned this swell bike selling 'Grit' door to door!"

Submariner said...

I wondered what had happened to Gary Coleman since the marriage...

Submariner said...

ORA:

Musta sold all his cocks.

Submariner said...

Though he was able to out-distance them, it was unfortunate for Africa that the young Idi Amin vowed he'd get even with the bully's one day.