Wednesday, July 22, 2009

Cake or Death

Silhouette

1. Although Nancy Pelosi appreciated the sentiment, she thought the birthday cake was an affront to the memory of communism.

2. Al Franken's staff celebrate his swearing in.

3. A grateful North Vietnamese government sent a large cake to Walter Cronkite's funeral.

4. Another office birthday party at the New York Times.

5. "You idiot! That cake was one a kind! You left it out in the rain! I'll never have that recipe again!"

Best of metalgarth
Some people never learn life's ultimate lesson, "you can't have your murderous dictator and eat him too"

Best of The Man
Wouldn't it be ironic if there wasn't enough cake for everyone?

Best of Silhouette
"Darnit Mom, I said I wanted *lemon* cake!"

Best of Rodney Dill
There still wasn't any left for Milton Waddams

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"But I wanted a slice of armpit!" screamed Anna, who had rudely pushed ahead of her little sister only to be rewarded with a tip end of elbow. Her bearded father found it humerus.

Best of Silhouette
Save some room for the Pol Pot Pie.

Best of dadoctah
A saddened America bids a final farewell to Mitch Miller.

Best of Mr. Hankey
AP: Asked for a comment regarding employment numbers reaching 10% and that people cannot buy groceries, Nancy Pelosi replied, "Then let them eat cake"

27 comments:

metalgarth said...

Quentin Tarantino presents "Soylent Commie"

metalgarth said...

Some people never learn life's ultimate lesson, "you can't have your murderous dictator and eat him too"

metalgarth said...

Turns out the 'Ace of Cakes' was just another typical moonbat celebrity

The Man said...

Oh wouldn't it be ironic if there wasn't enough cake for everyone?

Silhouette said...

"Darnit Mom, I said I wanted *lemon* cake!"

Rodney Dill said...

There still wasn't any left for Milton Waddams

Mr. Hankey said...

The crowd gasped as Oprah exclaimed, "Bring me the head of Dr. Phil" - but she was just really hungry.

Mr. Hankey said...

It's celebration time at Democratic Headquarters!!

curly said...

"Save the crotch for Barney Frank."

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"But I wanted a slice of armpit!" screamed Anna, who had rudely pushed ahead of her little sister only to be rewarded with a tip end of elbow. Her bearded father found it humerus.

Silhouette said...

Save some room for the Pol Pot Pie.

dadoctah said...

A saddened America bids a final farewell to Mitch Miller.

Mr. Right said...

Congressman Henry Waxman's final wishes included a more "environmentally friendly" disposal of his earthly remains.

dub said...

Little Susie, far left, begins her stretching exercises in anticipation of getting the cake cock.

dub said...

Person 1: Why does Uncle Frank have so much vanilla frosting on his lap?

Person 2: That isnt frosting....Uncle Sullivan came by earlier to pay his respects.

Submariner said...

Sully licked his lips in anticipation, but was ultimately disappointed in his specially reserved "piece with the creamy filling."

Submariner said...

Chef: >GASP!< "You're not dead!?"
Master Thespian as "Corpse": "Acting!"

dadoctah said...

"Whose idea was it to make a cake in the shape of a reclining Clint Howard?"

mklasing said...

ACORN has another party in honor of another one of its many registered voters.

Jay Guevara said...

"Clear!"

Kaptain Krude said...

Ten second reviews, by Perez Hilton: Funeral? Tasteless. After funeral cake? Tasty.
This has been 10 second reviews by Perez Hilton.

dadoctah said...

"You wanna piece of me? YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME??!!"

Adriane said...

Given that over half his hateful relatives were diabetic, Gordon had such a sweet time planning his funeral.

Rodney Dill said...

"Let them eat Jake"

metalgarth said...

"You idiot! That cake was one a kind! You left it out in the rain! I'll never have that recipe again!"

Actually, I'm pretty sure you can get the recipe to make a commie straight from the DNC if you need one.

Mr. Hankey said...

AP: Asked for a comment regarding employment numbers reaching 10% and that people cannot buy groceries, Nancy Pelosi replied, "Then let them eat cake"

Niall said...

In Soviet Russia Communism eats you.