Note the classic "Hide Mr. Happy" leg position1. "Mmm, MMM, Must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like that!"
2. And as the lust entered his heart, Chairman Bam's transformation to Jimmy Carter was complete.
3. "Here be where de white women be at!"
4. "Of course it's statutory. fool... I'm hard as a rock!"
5. "Whoa, I'd like to hit that, knock it up, and send it to Planned Parenthood where it wouldn't be reported to the authorities."
Best of Ace
He's got all the tact of a country-born wolf in a Tex Avery cartoon.
He eyes up ass like he's Indian Jones about to grab a golden Incan idol. I think he's got a half-filled sack of sand in the other hand.
The Rasmussen Passion index just went to +6 1/4.
Larry Flynt just called. He wants his class and subtlety back.
He's staring at the ass like he's a Scanner with the unique power to psychically detonate the buttocks.
Best of Jay Guevara
Obama thought bubble: "Another dream from my father."
Best of Silhouette
"Oh my GAh-odd! I have those same sandals!"
Best of John.....just John
Damn, seein' a bitch as sweet as that makes me wish I hadn't wrapped my left shoe in duct tape!
Best of conservativeteen
subtlety FAIL.
Best of metalgarth
See I told you! There's no Smiley Face. Now pay up Frenchie.
Best of Justin
Bigger, please!
Best of HLam
"Oh, that reminds me, I need to buy Hillary a souvenir."
Best of Rodney Dill
(Robert Gibbs at Whitehouse Press Conference... The next day): "...and finally with the Passing of Farrah Fawcett, President Obama has... uh taken an interest in ass cancer... yea that's it... In fact he has already started an in depth study... Yea... that's the ticket."
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"My Klingon overlords don't let me hit things like that anymore."
Obama thought bubble: "And the Americans say I make an ass of myself."
Parisienne face with ...uh...Parisienne booty, mademoiselle got Barack. Er..."back."
And how.
"We must put the politics of division...uh... behind...uh...what was I saying?
Sarkozy thought bubble: "Oui, enjoy yourself now, mon ami. Michelle is watching the whole thing."
Obama thought bubble: "Another dream from my father."
Another stimulus package? Nah, I'm good.
"Oh my GAh-odd! I have those same sandals!"
Damn, seein' a bitch as sweet as that makes me wish I hadn't wrapped my left shoe in duct tape!
How many asses do you see in this picture?
"Yeah, I remember when Michelle's used to look like that...about fifteen years and two babies ago."
Later: "No, Michelle, really -- I saw that Wookie hair and JCrew dress, and thought I was staring at you!"
Sarkozy is subtle and suave, while Obama openly leers. Just goes to show that the French really *do* have more class than Americans.
“I’ld rather be staring at Sarkozy’s ass, but I have to dispel these rumors that I’m a faggot in the closet.”
subtlety FAIL.
Or
"Did you...uh...see that...er...quarter on the ground?"
*Word verification:Phymp*
"There's a package I'd like to stimulate"
In my Father's culture, 16 is almost over the hill.
Thought bubble: I need a junket to Brazil.
Hey baby, want to see my Mau Mau Uprising?
See I told you! There's no Smiley Face. Now pay up Frenchie.
Those shoes? With that dress??
Bigger, please!
"Oh, that reminds me, I need to buy Hillary a souvenir."
Obama thought bubble, "Damn, I wish M'chelle was not here".
Sarkozy thought bubble, "I don't need that, have you seen my wife?"
Chairman zero was speechless of course. There was no teleprompter.
Yeah that one will do nicely. Now where's my taser?
Even as Obama performs The Hustle, he immediately gets ready to climb aboard the Bunny Hop.
Obama remembers that there is an intern position to fill back in DC.
Nothing to see here folks, just BO looking for a swirl girl.
Oh, yeah -- I'd tax that!
Er.. tap! I meant tap!
verification word: trahshi
Obama thought bubble: "I shouldn't look-ah what the hell, ABC will back me up."
But would Jake Tapper tap her?
The Avatar of Hip checks out the hip of Ava.
Sarkozy thought bubble: You're going after that? I've got Carla at home!
Sorkozy thought bubble:
Smack it!! Smack it!! SMACK IT!!!!
Sarkozy would later be excoriated by the press for his sideways glance.
"What's cookin' good lookin'
We'll be back to pick you up later."
-- The 'Avatar of Hip' is heard delivering a line that is sure to become a classic.
Baby got Barack.
Sarkozy, my man, good eyes. But Chewy would smack my ears.
You know who I mean.
Thought bubble: Hmmm, I seen bigger.
Reminds me of the bit o' stuff -- er, assistant -- er, advance party -- I have stashed in Bermuda.
(Robert Gibbs at Whitehouse Press Conference... The next day): "...and finally with the Passing of Farrah Fawcett, President Obama has... uh taken an interest in ass cancer... yea that's it... In fact he has already started an in depth study... Yea... that's the ticket."
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