1. "Mmm, MMM, Must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like that!"
2. And as the lust entered his heart, Chairman Bam's transformation to Jimmy Carter was complete.
3. "Here be where de white women be at!"
4. "Of course it's statutory. fool... I'm hard as a rock!"
5. "Whoa, I'd like to hit that, knock it up, and send it to Planned Parenthood where it wouldn't be reported to the authorities."
Best of Ace
He's got all the tact of a country-born wolf in a Tex Avery cartoon.
He eyes up ass like he's Indian Jones about to grab a golden Incan idol. I think he's got a half-filled sack of sand in the other hand.
The Rasmussen Passion index just went to +6 1/4.
Larry Flynt just called. He wants his class and subtlety back.
He's staring at the ass like he's a Scanner with the unique power to psychically detonate the buttocks.
Best of Jay Guevara
Obama thought bubble: "Another dream from my father."
Best of Silhouette
"Oh my GAh-odd! I have those same sandals!"
Best of John.....just John
Damn, seein' a bitch as sweet as that makes me wish I hadn't wrapped my left shoe in duct tape!
Best of conservativeteen
Best of metalgarth
See I told you! There's no Smiley Face. Now pay up Frenchie.
Best of Justin
Best of HLam
"Oh, that reminds me, I need to buy Hillary a souvenir."
Best of Rodney Dill
(Robert Gibbs at Whitehouse Press Conference... The next day): "...and finally with the Passing of Farrah Fawcett, President Obama has... uh taken an interest in ass cancer... yea that's it... In fact he has already started an in depth study... Yea... that's the ticket."