Friday, July 10, 2009

Blah Blah Blah Stimulus Yada Yada Yada package

Note the classic "Hide Mr. Happy" leg position

1. "Mmm, MMM, Must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like that!"

2. And as the lust entered his heart, Chairman Bam's transformation to Jimmy Carter was complete.

3. "Here be where de white women be at!"

4. "Of course it's statutory. fool... I'm hard as a rock!"

5. "Whoa, I'd like to hit that, knock it up, and send it to Planned Parenthood where it wouldn't be reported to the authorities."

Best of Ace

He's got all the tact of a country-born wolf in a Tex Avery cartoon.

He eyes up ass like he's Indian Jones about to grab a golden Incan idol. I think he's got a half-filled sack of sand in the other hand.

The Rasmussen Passion index just went to +6 1/4.

Larry Flynt just called. He wants his class and subtlety back.

He's staring at the ass like he's a Scanner with the unique power to psychically detonate the buttocks.



Best of Jay Guevara
Obama thought bubble: "Another dream from my father."

Best of Silhouette
"Oh my GAh-odd! I have those same sandals!"

Best of John.....just John
Damn, seein' a bitch as sweet as that makes me wish I hadn't wrapped my left shoe in duct tape!

Best of conservativeteen
subtlety FAIL.

Best of metalgarth
See I told you! There's no Smiley Face. Now pay up Frenchie.

Best of Justin
Bigger, please!

Best of HLam
"Oh, that reminds me, I need to buy Hillary a souvenir."

Best of Rodney Dill
(Robert Gibbs at Whitehouse Press Conference... The next day): "...and finally with the Passing of Farrah Fawcett, President Obama has... uh taken an interest in ass cancer... yea that's it... In fact he has already started an in depth study... Yea... that's the ticket."

39 comments:

Kaptain Krude said...

"My Klingon overlords don't let me hit things like that anymore."

Jay Guevara said...

Obama thought bubble: "And the Americans say I make an ass of myself."

Jay Guevara said...

Parisienne face with ...uh...Parisienne booty, mademoiselle got Barack. Er..."back."

And how.

Jay Guevara said...

"We must put the politics of division...uh... behind...uh...what was I saying?

Jay Guevara said...

Sarkozy thought bubble: "Oui, enjoy yourself now, mon ami. Michelle is watching the whole thing."

Jay Guevara said...

Obama thought bubble: "Another dream from my father."

Jay Guevara said...

Another stimulus package? Nah, I'm good.

Silhouette said...

"Oh my GAh-odd! I have those same sandals!"

John.....just John said...

Damn, seein' a bitch as sweet as that makes me wish I hadn't wrapped my left shoe in duct tape!

John.....just John said...

How many asses do you see in this picture?

prince of leaves said...

"Yeah, I remember when Michelle's used to look like that...about fifteen years and two babies ago."

prince of leaves said...

Later: "No, Michelle, really -- I saw that Wookie hair and JCrew dress, and thought I was staring at you!"

prince of leaves said...

Sarkozy is subtle and suave, while Obama openly leers. Just goes to show that the French really *do* have more class than Americans.

curly said...

“I’ld rather be staring at Sarkozy’s ass, but I have to dispel these rumors that I’m a faggot in the closet.”

conservativeteen said...

subtlety FAIL.

Or

"Did you...uh...see that...er...quarter on the ground?"



*Word verification:Phymp*

The Man said...

"There's a package I'd like to stimulate"

Viking04 said...

In my Father's culture, 16 is almost over the hill.

Thought bubble: I need a junket to Brazil.

Hey baby, want to see my Mau Mau Uprising?

metalgarth said...

See I told you! There's no Smiley Face. Now pay up Frenchie.

Justin said...

Those shoes? With that dress??

Bigger, please!

HLam said...

"Oh, that reminds me, I need to buy Hillary a souvenir."

jj said...

Obama thought bubble, "Damn, I wish M'chelle was not here".

Sarkozy thought bubble, "I don't need that, have you seen my wife?"

jj said...

Chairman zero was speechless of course. There was no teleprompter.

molson said...

Yeah that one will do nicely. Now where's my taser?

Mr. Hankey said...

Even as Obama performs The Hustle, he immediately gets ready to climb aboard the Bunny Hop.

Mr. Hankey said...

Obama remembers that there is an intern position to fill back in DC.

Army of Dad said...

Nothing to see here folks, just BO looking for a swirl girl.

Justin said...

Oh, yeah -- I'd tax that!

Er.. tap! I meant tap!



verification word: trahshi

mklasing said...

Obama thought bubble: "I shouldn't look-ah what the hell, ABC will back me up."

Viking04 said...

But would Jake Tapper tap her?

steve o said...

The Avatar of Hip checks out the hip of Ava.

lawhawk said...

Sarkozy thought bubble: You're going after that? I've got Carla at home!

steve o said...

Sorkozy thought bubble:

Smack it!! Smack it!! SMACK IT!!!!

steve o said...

Sarkozy would later be excoriated by the press for his sideways glance.

steve o said...

"What's cookin' good lookin'
We'll be back to pick you up later."

-- The 'Avatar of Hip' is heard delivering a line that is sure to become a classic.

steve o said...

Baby got Barack.

steve o said...

Sarkozy, my man, good eyes. But Chewy would smack my ears.

You know who I mean.

Anonymous said...

Thought bubble: Hmmm, I seen bigger.

Julie the Jarhead said...

Reminds me of the bit o' stuff -- er, assistant -- er, advance party -- I have stashed in Bermuda.

Rodney Dill said...

(Robert Gibbs at Whitehouse Press Conference... The next day): "...and finally with the Passing of Farrah Fawcett, President Obama has... uh taken an interest in ass cancer... yea that's it... In fact he has already started an in depth study... Yea... that's the ticket."