Monday, July 13, 2009

Beware the Giantess


1. More bars in more places.

2. The crew was alarmed when the parasitic life form attached itself to Lt. Worf's chest.

3. A couple of "typical white people" visit the White House; the president restrains himself from staring at their asses.

4. M'Chel and President Ass Man proudly introduce the first two people who'll be euthanized as a cost-saving measure under his health care plan.

5. Old man: "At least I'll be dead before you finish destroying the country."
President Ass Man: "You only have three months to live?"

Best of Rodney Dill
More Farce in more places.

Best of Rodney Dill
Michelle: "You keep leaning around to look at her ass and I'll whack you again."

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Okay folks, Line up in order of loonieness for the photo op.

Best of Silhouette
And here's the East Room. By the way, that window over there, in case you're wondering, not a door."

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Smiling Barrak feels the Enzyte kicking in.

Best of GregMan
Man, that Sasquatch from the beef jerky commercials is getting meaner looking all the time.

Best of Silhouette
Little known stop on the White House tour: the Forced Perspective room.

Best of Rich Bateman
A Klingon, a Forenge, and two elderly humans go into a bar....

Best of dadoctah
YMCA dance. Ur doin it...not at all rly.

Best of prince of leaves
Obama Matrioshka: a Typical White Person, inside a European Socialist, inside a Liberal Fascist, inside a sasquatch.

Best of mklasing
In yet another attempt to be more like "the people" M'Chel attaches her solid emerald broach to a dress she got on sale at Wal-Mart.

Best of Michelle
Hurry up & process these 2 - I got a powerful hankering for some Solyent Grren

30 comments:

Kostard Trolling at Free Republic said...

Two ugly gorillas about to attak a wite cuple. LOL

blue said...

BHO: I thought you said that sexy white people would answer our swingers ad???
MHO: They are sexy to me!!

dub said...

At least Michelle had the decency to position her hands to cover her giant she-man penis.

HLam said...

The Big "0" thought bubble "Dang that um, ah, white guy has some big, um, feet. He must have a bigger schlong than, ah, M'chel!"

Rodney Dill said...

More Farce in more places.

Rodney Dill said...

Michelle: "You keep leaning around to look at her ass and I'll whack you again."

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Okay folks, Line up in order of loonieness for the photo op.

Silhouette said...

And here's the East Room. By the way, that window over there, in case you're wondering, not a door."

Silhouette said...

In response to the Kenyan brother scandal, Obama does a photo op with relatives that DO have jobs.

ATDHE

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Smiling Barrak feels the Enzyte kicking in.

GregMan said...

Man, that Sasquatch from the beef jerky commercials is getting meaner looking all the time.

GregMan said...

For safety's sake, Muh-chelle is placed furthest away from the visiting white people in case she suddenly gets hungry.

GregMan said...

"You know, old white man, your ass doesn't look to bad either."

GregMan said...

Actually, this picture is an optical illusion: Muh-chelle is actually nine feet tall, and has an ass as wide as a four-lane freeway.

GregMan said...

White meat - it's what's for dinner.

Silhouette said...

Little known stop on the White House tour: the Forced Perspective room.

blue said...

true to his Kenyan roots, Obama invited these old white people over to be dinner.......long pork, the other white meat

blue said...

Michele & Barrack break out into song:

...They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick em up
Just to say hello....

....Well, I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
`Round here.....

Army of Dad said...

*singing* Wookie for love in all the wrong places...

Rich Bateman said...

A Klingon, a Forenge, and two elderly humans go into a bar....

dadoctah said...

Worst. Action figures. Ever.

dadoctah said...

YMCA dance. Ur doin it...not at all rly.

dadoctah said...

Fleetwood Mac: the Next Generation.

prince of leaves said...

Obama Matrioshka: a Typical White Person, inside a European Socialist, inside a Liberal Fascist, inside a sasquatch.

mpur said...

Fe Fi Fo Fum...I smell the blood of a Waspish Man

mklasing said...

In yet another attempt to be more like "the people" M'Chel attaches her solid emerald broach to a dress she got on sale at Wal-Mart.

blue said...

BHO: I want to introduce America to the first 2 candidates for my new cost cutting health care plan, Soylent Green.

Homer said...

mmmmm - Soylent Green - drooooool

Michelle said...

Hurry up & process these 2 - I got a powerful hankering for some Solyent Grren

kg said...

guess we know who the top banana is now.