1. Billy begins preparing for his eventual career as Courtney Love's personal assistant.
2. Bitten by a radioactive pig, Billy developed some not-particularly-useful super-powers.
3. "Quick! Everybody look busy! Master-Blaster's coming!"
4. A young Ned Beatty experiences a frightening vision of his future.
5. "One silk purse coming right up, ma'am."
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
There are some things a pig just won't do. Unfortunately for Billy, he wasn't one of them.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"I thought the plaid shirt would get his attention," mused Becky, "but he only has eyes for Wilbur."
Best of dadoctah
Young Billy was thrilled at winning MTV's "A Date With Amy Winehouse" contest.
Best of Silhouette
Dang, I just HATE these 'make your own sandwich" places, I don't care how "fresh" it is.
Best of The Man
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There are some things a pig just won't do. Unfortunately for Billy, he wasn't one of them.
"I thought the plaid shirt would get his attention," mused Becky, "but he only has eyes for Wilbur."
Having to get his hair cut in a mohawk was bad enough, but it was the second part of the bet that cured Billy of gambling forever.
Kid: "Hey, how come I have to share a room with Aunt Rosie?"
That boy sho do have a purty mouth.
If Iowa had gladiators....
Young Billy was thrilled at winning MTV's "A Date With Amy Winehouse" contest.
Dang, I just HATE these 'make your own sandwich" places, I don't care how "fresh" it is.
The problem wasn't that Billy was afraid of the pig, but that after a quick checkup he noticed the pig was feverish, shivering and a sore throat. He knew what had to be done.
Little did Billy know he would see her again this Thurzday.
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9 years later, while rushing a fraternity in college, this scene would replay for Billy, but with a slightly different twist.
Aunt Mary give Sylvie the Pig some mouthwash afterwards.
"I'm going to miss putting lipstick on Ms Palin."
Moments later, Billy was tragically trampled in a freak petting accident. PETA and Science Czar John Holdren co-sued Billy's family on behalf of the pig's mental distress the very next day.
Squeal like a pig boy.
Oops. Moving too quick today.
That was me two posts up.
(panter) - Why, yes I am.
Billy learned early that the life of a pig jockey was a lonely one.
Enumclaw twofer night.
Oinkbama
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