Saturday, July 25, 2009

Behold, the Pig Boy!


1. Billy begins preparing for his eventual career as Courtney Love's personal assistant.

2. Bitten by a radioactive pig, Billy developed some not-particularly-useful super-powers.

3. "Quick! Everybody look busy! Master-Blaster's coming!"

4. A young Ned Beatty experiences a frightening vision of his future.

5. "One silk purse coming right up, ma'am."

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
There are some things a pig just won't do. Unfortunately for Billy, he wasn't one of them.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"I thought the plaid shirt would get his attention," mused Becky, "but he only has eyes for Wilbur."

Best of dadoctah
Young Billy was thrilled at winning MTV's "A Date With Amy Winehouse" contest.

Best of Silhouette
Dang, I just HATE these 'make your own sandwich" places, I don't care how "fresh" it is.

Best of The Man
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20 comments:

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

There are some things a pig just won't do. Unfortunately for Billy, he wasn't one of them.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"I thought the plaid shirt would get his attention," mused Becky, "but he only has eyes for Wilbur."

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Having to get his hair cut in a mohawk was bad enough, but it was the second part of the bet that cured Billy of gambling forever.

Jay Guevara said...

Kid: "Hey, how come I have to share a room with Aunt Rosie?"

dub said...

That boy sho do have a purty mouth.

dadoctah said...

If Iowa had gladiators....

dadoctah said...

Young Billy was thrilled at winning MTV's "A Date With Amy Winehouse" contest.

Silhouette said...

Dang, I just HATE these 'make your own sandwich" places, I don't care how "fresh" it is.

N said...

The problem wasn't that Billy was afraid of the pig, but that after a quick checkup he noticed the pig was feverish, shivering and a sore throat. He knew what had to be done.

dub said...

Little did Billy know he would see her again this Thurzday.

The Man said...

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metalgarth said...

9 years later, while rushing a fraternity in college, this scene would replay for Billy, but with a slightly different twist.

Mr. Hankey said...

Aunt Mary give Sylvie the Pig some mouthwash afterwards.

dadoctah said...

"I'm going to miss putting lipstick on Ms Palin."

Anonymous said...

Moments later, Billy was tragically trampled in a freak petting accident. PETA and Science Czar John Holdren co-sued Billy's family on behalf of the pig's mental distress the very next day.

Army of Dad said...

Squeal like a pig boy.

Oiao said...

Oops. Moving too quick today.

That was me two posts up.

(panter) - Why, yes I am.

Rodney Dill said...

Billy learned early that the life of a pig jockey was a lonely one.

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