Saturday, July 25, 2009

The Beer that made Mombasa Famous



Best of Dactyl
Wait, Mister President! That was Biden's drug screening sample!
(And Biden must have been kinda dehydrated.)

Best of Rodney Dill
Both don't have much head. Both are flat. Both are imports, not domestics. Nothing to see here, move along.

Best of Jack Reacher
Light, airy, a bit pretentious, with a weak finish. Oh, and the beer isn't anything to write home about, either.

Best of Jay Guevara
"Yuck. How do Americans drink this stuff?"

Best of metalgarth
The real irony is that Sam Adams wouldn't have thought twice about an armed revolution against this jerk face

Best of GregMan
"Trust me, I'm gonna need beer goggles the size of the Hubble Space Telescope to get jiggy wit' Muh-chelle!"

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Hmmm. Pretty good beer. Think I'll nationalize the company."

29 comments:

Dactyl said...

Half empty or half full? The glass, I mean.

Dactyl said...

Welcome to the White House, Sgt. Crowley. Here's your beer.

Dactyl said...

Wait, Mister President! That was Biden's drug screening sample!

(And Biden must have been kinda dehydrated.)

Rodney Dill said...

Half empty? Half Full?
Actually a glass with 100% excess capacity was financed by my stimulus package.

Rodney Dill said...

Both don't have much head. Both are flat. Both are imports, not domestics. Nothing to see here, move along.

the doyle said...

And although I don't have all the facts...I'd say the Brewer's acted stupidly.

curly said...

Obama Lite: The Other Koolaide.

Jack Reacher said...

"This glass has created or saved over 12 gallons of beer."

Jack Reacher said...

Just working up the nerve for another "date night" with the missus.

Jack Reacher said...

Light, airy, a bit pretentious, with a weak finish. Oh, and the beer isn't anything to write home about, either.

Tremor said...

"Cripes, B! Who pissed in your pilsner?" Not only is Biden the Gaffe-master, he also had poor practical joke skills.

Jay Guevara said...

"Yuck. How do Americans drink this stuff?"

Jay Guevara said...

"Just the thing to wash down the loaves and fishes I will provide."

Jay Guevara said...

"After a hot day organizing communities and race-baiting, there's nothing I like more than a nice cold beer."

Double the U said...

VtK, you posted that before, I stole the comment from here, SteveO deserves all the credit.

http://kurlander.blogspot.com/2008/04/buzz-lightbeer.html

Rodney Dill said...

Arrogant Bastard Ale

Submariner said...

Here's to waving your liberties good-bye.

metalgarth said...

The real irony is that Sam Adams wouldn't have thought twice about an armed revolution against this jerk face

Army of Dad said...

*Thought bubble* Don't spit it out.

GregMan said...

This is what happens to (kinda) Black Men in Amerikkka.

GregMan said...

"Yeah, I hate cops. Especially white ones who act stupidly. I mean, hey, let's all have a beer together at my 'summit'!"

GregMan said...

"Trust me, I'm gonna need beer goggles the size of the Hubble Space Telescope to get jiggy wit' Muh-chelle!"

GregMan said...

"Ah, the tears of white people! My favorite beverage!"

wv: usantzed - no I did not santz!

Mr. Hankey said...

Barry thinks twice before dringing Dumbledore's truth potion.

Mr. Hankey said...

Poster for the new "Health-Care Nazi" -- Under my new health care plan, I get to drink this...but if you do then "NO COVERAGE FOR YOU!!"

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"Hmmm. Pretty good beer. Think I'll nationalize the company."

Oiao said...

"O.K., Dare. I've got Hawaii state officials, brigades of lawyers and $10 million spent to ensure you don't know the truth about Kenya, or I'll chug this worm glass of piss!"

Jay Guevara said...

"Awright, I'm ready. Bring in that honky cracker mofo Crowley so I can lecture him about generalizing about people based on stereotypes. All whiteys do it, you know."

Brer Wulf said...

"HEY! Dis ain't muh Colt .45 muddah fuggah! Sheeeeit! We gowin' to gets us a gin-n-juice and gets to slappin' da nasties on Mi-chell wid muh dik.