Best of Dactyl
Wait, Mister President! That was Biden's drug screening sample!
(And Biden must have been kinda dehydrated.)
Best of Rodney Dill
Both don't have much head. Both are flat. Both are imports, not domestics. Nothing to see here, move along.
Best of Jack Reacher
Light, airy, a bit pretentious, with a weak finish. Oh, and the beer isn't anything to write home about, either.
Best of Jay Guevara
"Yuck. How do Americans drink this stuff?"
Best of metalgarth
The real irony is that Sam Adams wouldn't have thought twice about an armed revolution against this jerk face
Best of GregMan
"Trust me, I'm gonna need beer goggles the size of the Hubble Space Telescope to get jiggy wit' Muh-chelle!"
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Hmmm. Pretty good beer. Think I'll nationalize the company."
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Half empty or half full? The glass, I mean.
Welcome to the White House, Sgt. Crowley. Here's your beer.
Wait, Mister President! That was Biden's drug screening sample!
(And Biden must have been kinda dehydrated.)
Half empty? Half Full?
Actually a glass with 100% excess capacity was financed by my stimulus package.
Both don't have much head. Both are flat. Both are imports, not domestics. Nothing to see here, move along.
And although I don't have all the facts...I'd say the Brewer's acted stupidly.
Obama Lite: The Other Koolaide.
"This glass has created or saved over 12 gallons of beer."
Just working up the nerve for another "date night" with the missus.
Light, airy, a bit pretentious, with a weak finish. Oh, and the beer isn't anything to write home about, either.
"Cripes, B! Who pissed in your pilsner?" Not only is Biden the Gaffe-master, he also had poor practical joke skills.
"Yuck. How do Americans drink this stuff?"
"Just the thing to wash down the loaves and fishes I will provide."
"After a hot day organizing communities and race-baiting, there's nothing I like more than a nice cold beer."
VtK, you posted that before, I stole the comment from here, SteveO deserves all the credit.
http://kurlander.blogspot.com/2008/04/buzz-lightbeer.html
Arrogant Bastard Ale
Here's to waving your liberties good-bye.
The real irony is that Sam Adams wouldn't have thought twice about an armed revolution against this jerk face
*Thought bubble* Don't spit it out.
This is what happens to (kinda) Black Men in Amerikkka.
"Yeah, I hate cops. Especially white ones who act stupidly. I mean, hey, let's all have a beer together at my 'summit'!"
"Trust me, I'm gonna need beer goggles the size of the Hubble Space Telescope to get jiggy wit' Muh-chelle!"
"Ah, the tears of white people! My favorite beverage!"
wv: usantzed - no I did not santz!
Barry thinks twice before dringing Dumbledore's truth potion.
Poster for the new "Health-Care Nazi" -- Under my new health care plan, I get to drink this...but if you do then "NO COVERAGE FOR YOU!!"
"Hmmm. Pretty good beer. Think I'll nationalize the company."
"O.K., Dare. I've got Hawaii state officials, brigades of lawyers and $10 million spent to ensure you don't know the truth about Kenya, or I'll chug this worm glass of piss!"
"Awright, I'm ready. Bring in that honky cracker mofo Crowley so I can lecture him about generalizing about people based on stereotypes. All whiteys do it, you know."
"HEY! Dis ain't muh Colt .45 muddah fuggah! Sheeeeit! We gowin' to gets us a gin-n-juice and gets to slappin' da nasties on Mi-chell wid muh dik.
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